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MegaMillions at 977 Million

Posted on 3/22/24 at 5:38 am
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
132246 posts
Posted on 3/22/24 at 5:38 am
Next Estimated Jackpot
$977 Million
CASH OPTION: $461.0 MILLION
Next Drawing:
Fri., 3/22 @ 11 p.m. ET
Posted by Long Ball Larry
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2021
1383 posts
Posted on 3/22/24 at 5:40 am to
Cash option: On [Off]
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65535 posts
Posted on 3/22/24 at 5:48 am to
I’ve already won the lottery, hi honey!*



*Pro Tip to you rookies in a long-term relationship:

Leave some positive breadcrumbs in case the shite you post here is ever discovered.
Posted by Swamp Angel
Georgia
Member since Jul 2004
7251 posts
Posted on 3/22/24 at 7:07 am to
Any takers on whether it'll eventually be won by someone in California again?
Posted by AlumneyeJ93
Member since Apr 2022
621 posts
Posted on 3/22/24 at 7:56 am to
NY has the most at 43, followed by CA with 34.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
25576 posts
Posted on 3/22/24 at 8:05 am to
quote:

977 Million


I don't get out of bed for less than a billion. Apologies to Linda Evangelista.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
118965 posts
Posted on 3/22/24 at 8:10 am to
I could rescue a lot of senior and special needs pets with that money.
Posted by OU Guy
Member since Feb 2022
8061 posts
Posted on 3/22/24 at 8:29 am to
quote:

NY has the most at 43, followed by CA with 34.


Imagine how much in taxes theft those states reaped
Posted by Ipissexcellence
Member since Dec 2018
326 posts
Posted on 3/22/24 at 8:36 am to
California doesn’t tax lottery winnings. Win there and move. The feds will still get their share.
This post was edited on 3/22/24 at 8:37 am
Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
22714 posts
Posted on 3/22/24 at 8:53 am to
quote:

$977 Million


I'd be unstoppable
Posted by bradygolf98
Member since Jan 2021
1177 posts
Posted on 3/22/24 at 9:20 am to
quote:

$977 Million

You know how worthless I'd be with this amount of money? I wouldn't even care when they take half of it in taxes.
Posted by philly444
stuck in contraflow
Member since Nov 2008
11348 posts
Posted on 3/22/24 at 9:22 am to
Oh how nice it would be to not have to join another teams meeting or look at another spread sheet again
Posted by TN Tygah
Member since Nov 2023
1763 posts
Posted on 3/22/24 at 9:24 am to
quote:

Oh how nice it would be to not have to join another teams meeting or look at another spread sheet again


I’ve been meaning to talk to you about your TPS reports.
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
15549 posts
Posted on 3/22/24 at 9:30 am to
Oh fun I'm gonna waste an hour thinking about how I'd spend it and not even bother to actually go buy a ticket.
This post was edited on 3/22/24 at 9:31 am
Posted by OU Guy
Member since Feb 2022
8061 posts
Posted on 3/22/24 at 9:30 am to
quote:

California doesn’t tax lottery winnings. Win there and move. The feds will still get their share.


True but by living there you end up paying way higher taxes on everything you buy. So it ends up the same, Cali will get their blood sucking money.

And now they want to charge people to leave the state lol.
Posted by OK Roughneck
The Sooner State
Member since Aug 2021
9253 posts
Posted on 3/22/24 at 9:32 am to
I won 4 dollars in the last drawing. well....Lost $11 to win $4.
Posted by Wally Sparks
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2013
29126 posts
Posted on 3/22/24 at 9:34 am to
quote:

Win there and move.


You only have to buy the ticket there, residency doesn’t matter in this case.
Posted by Sea Hoss
North Alabama
Member since Jul 2013
849 posts
Posted on 3/22/24 at 9:36 am to
Posted by TN Tygah
Member since Nov 2023
1763 posts
Posted on 3/22/24 at 11:06 am to
quote:

Sea Hoss


That’s what makes this… so difficult.

Dude I love that episode. Jerry telling Kramer “this job is killing you! It’s killing us!”
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
35346 posts
Posted on 3/22/24 at 11:08 am to
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Cash option: On [Off]



Historically low tax rates combined with politicians who are demands more of it, what could go wrong?
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