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re: Meet the San Francisco woman who charges $30,000 to name your baby

Posted on 9/28/25 at 3:13 pm to
Posted by AUJACK
Member since Sep 2020
1394 posts
Posted on 9/28/25 at 3:13 pm to
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She started at $100, but she was going to dinner with VCs and a friend told her to charge more and nobody blinked.


What the hell are "VCs"? Viet Cong?
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
139487 posts
Posted on 9/28/25 at 3:17 pm to
Only California
Posted by Sunnyvale
Little ST. James
Member since Feb 2024
3340 posts
Posted on 9/28/25 at 3:20 pm to
How do you find a market for that.

30k/name.
Wtf.

Posted by Chrome
Chromeville
Member since Nov 2007
13315 posts
Posted on 9/28/25 at 3:23 pm to
Damn, I've given some people I work with all kinds of names for free.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77244 posts
Posted on 9/28/25 at 3:30 pm to
quote:

ilhnmb


ilhHmb... Then name it.
Posted by Zendog
Santa Barbara
Member since Feb 2019
6824 posts
Posted on 9/28/25 at 3:33 pm to
wood impregnate
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
80941 posts
Posted on 9/28/25 at 3:34 pm to
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
134939 posts
Posted on 9/28/25 at 3:36 pm to
I wonder if she's the person who came up with names for twins, a boy and a girl, by naming them, Denise and Denephew..??
Posted by Volvagia
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2006
53474 posts
Posted on 9/28/25 at 3:37 pm to
quote:

If you cant name your own baby...you dont need a baby to name.


Her pitch is probably along the lines of Freakonomics: there is a correlation with life trajectory and a name.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 9/28/25 at 3:42 pm to
The perfect example of American excess.

Posted by RLDSC FAN
Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Member since Nov 2008
60100 posts
Posted on 9/28/25 at 4:13 pm to
quote:

What the hell are "VCs"? Viet Cong?


Venture capitalists
Posted by oldskule
Down South
Member since Mar 2016
25322 posts
Posted on 9/28/25 at 4:15 pm to
Sounds like paying a high school kid a million bucks to play college football! STUPID!
Posted by Clark14
Earth
Member since Dec 2014
27162 posts
Posted on 9/28/25 at 4:20 pm to
Anyone remember the pet rock?
Posted by Naked Bootleg
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Member since Jul 2021
3655 posts
Posted on 9/28/25 at 4:34 pm to
Posted by AUJACK
Member since Sep 2020
1394 posts
Posted on 9/28/25 at 4:46 pm to
quote:

Venture capitalists


Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
138932 posts
Posted on 9/28/25 at 5:08 pm to
I can see why terrorists hate us.
Posted by DaleGribblesMower
Member since Dec 2013
8168 posts
Posted on 9/28/25 at 5:10 pm to
Trandavious P Pepperdick. What can I say, I had a Groupon
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118252 posts
Posted on 9/28/25 at 5:13 pm to
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can see why terrorists hate us.


Doug Stanhope does a good bit on this. It was right after 9/11. When they talked about how Arabs all over despise the US, he said we’re like the fat nasty arse obnoxious hooker you’d see on Ricky Lake, while with the entire crowd booing the shite out of her, she puts her hand in the air, turns her around and picks a wedgy out of her butt and just keeps repeating to the angry audience, “Y’all just jealous! Y’all just jealous!”
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
138932 posts
Posted on 9/28/25 at 5:18 pm to
Posted by TheBaker
Prairieville
Member since Jan 2004
4855 posts
Posted on 9/28/25 at 5:53 pm to
Why are you mad at her? She’s convinced people to actually pay her to name their kids. She’s a damned genius.
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