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Meanwhile, in Florida...
Posted on 7/29/16 at 3:57 pm
Posted on 7/29/16 at 3:57 pm
LINK
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Zoo Employee Killed While Attempting To Have Sex With An Alligator
on Jul, 27 2016
According to Captain Henri White, spokesman of the Naples Police Department, 24-year old Jimmy Olsen was engaged in full sexual intercourse with one of the younger reptiles, when he was surprised by one of the larger animals which attacked from behind.
The young man was caught by the throat by the alligator, who dragged him underwater and drowned him.
Jimmy Olsen’s death took place around 6:00 AM this morning, but his disappearance was noticed only an hour later by other employees. They finally discovered his dismembered body floating in the pool of the alligator enclosure around 8:30.
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Posted on 7/29/16 at 3:58 pm to FearTheFish
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Jimmy Olsen
Posted on 7/29/16 at 3:58 pm to FearTheFish
I'm sure there is some kind of alligator sex joke here, I just don't know it
This post was edited on 7/29/16 at 4:00 pm
Posted on 7/29/16 at 3:59 pm to FearTheFish
Florida banging gators, Aggies banging dogs.
Excuse me, I'm gonna go frick an elephant.
Excuse me, I'm gonna go frick an elephant.
Posted on 7/29/16 at 3:59 pm to FearTheFish
Lizard sex. No thanks
Posted on 7/29/16 at 4:00 pm to FearTheFish
Just trying to finish school as a photojournalist.
Posted on 7/29/16 at 4:00 pm to FearTheFish
Posted on 7/29/16 at 4:00 pm to FearTheFish
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attacked from behind.
Grisly
Posted on 7/29/16 at 4:00 pm to FearTheFish
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Jimmy Olsen
Superman wasn't gonna help with this one. How many times can you save your friend from trying to have sex with animals?
Posted on 7/29/16 at 4:01 pm to TDcline
Posted on 7/29/16 at 4:02 pm to LaBR4
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I'm sure there is some kind of alligator sex joke here, I just don't know it
He should've went with a different piece of tail.
Posted on 7/29/16 at 4:02 pm to FearTheFish
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The young man was caught by the throat by the alligator, who dragged him underwater and drowned him.
This post was edited on 7/29/16 at 4:03 pm
Posted on 7/29/16 at 4:02 pm to FearTheFish
This guy had an entire zoo of buttholes to choose from and he landed on the gator? Rookie
Posted on 7/29/16 at 4:03 pm to FearTheFish
If you couldn't tell from the link, a cursory search On Google will tell you this story is complete bullshite
Posted on 7/29/16 at 4:03 pm to CCTider
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CCTider
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Excuse me, I'm gonna go frick an elephant.
Dude, that's your sister. Have some fricking respect.
Let us make the jokes about her morbid obesity.
This post was edited on 7/29/16 at 4:06 pm
Posted on 7/29/16 at 4:06 pm to Ed Osteen
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This guy had an entire zoo of buttholes to choose from and he landed on the gator? Rookie
Maybe he had reamed out all the other animals. There's nothing like a new piece of tail
Posted on 7/29/16 at 4:13 pm to CCTider
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He should've went with a different piece of tail.
Posted on 7/29/16 at 4:16 pm to Ed Osteen
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This guy had an entire zoo of buttholes to choose from and he landed on the gator?
Dude, you are just sick in the head. Zoo animals have vaginas too.
Posted on 7/29/16 at 4:30 pm to FearTheFish
How do they know he was having "full sexual intercourse" with the gator? Witness? Video?
Posted on 7/29/16 at 4:33 pm to Jim Rockford
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Jimmy Olsen
Again.
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