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Florida Zoo employee killed while attempting to rape an alligator
Posted on 3/13/16 at 12:03 am
Posted on 3/13/16 at 12:03 am
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A zoo keeper was killed this morning in the alligator enclosure of the Naples Zoo, while he was attempting to sexually assault a 12 foot long reptile.
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According to Captain Henri White, spokesman of the Naples Police Department, 24-year old Jimmy Olsen was engaged in full sexual intercourse with one of the younger reptiles, when he was surprised by one of the larger animals which attacked from behind.
The young man was caught by the throat by the alligator, who dragged him underwater and drowned him.
He had his pants around his knees and was lying down on top of one of the animals, with his back to the others
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Posted on 3/13/16 at 12:04 am to Charlie Arglist
Florida board?
Posted on 3/13/16 at 12:05 am to Charlie Arglist
Alligator doesn't get down with that shite.
Posted on 3/13/16 at 12:05 am to Charlie Arglist
this story is a croc
Posted on 3/13/16 at 12:05 am to Marco Esquandolas
Seems like a legit website
Posted on 3/13/16 at 12:06 am to Charlie Arglist
Posted on 3/13/16 at 12:06 am to Charlie Arglist
Sounds like something that TJgator poster would do. Hopefully it was him.
Posted on 3/13/16 at 12:06 am to Charlie Arglist
I hate fricking alligators And the people who frick them.
Posted on 3/13/16 at 12:07 am to Charlie Arglist
I think this is funny as hell...but for his family's sake, they probably could have done without publishing quite so much detail.
Posted on 3/13/16 at 12:08 am to TIGER2
Alligator porn is actually becoming the fastest growing fetish in the adult world.
Posted on 3/13/16 at 12:11 am to Charlie Arglist
It's difficult for me to think of a more embarrassing way to go.
Posted on 3/13/16 at 12:11 am to Charlie Arglist
How fricked up do you have to be to even contemplate this?
Posted on 3/13/16 at 12:12 am to Charlie Arglist
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Jimmy Olsen
Way to go, Superman.
Posted on 3/13/16 at 12:12 am to Charlie Arglist
You can love your animals, just don't LOVE your animals.
Posted on 3/13/16 at 12:12 am to Peazey
The dude looks like a lesbian.
Posted on 3/13/16 at 12:15 am to Charlie Arglist
Fake
No one else is reporting this.
No one else is reporting this.
Posted on 3/13/16 at 12:15 am to Charlie Arglist
The balls it took to pioneer such perversion but God was not amused.
Posted on 3/13/16 at 12:17 am to Charlie Arglist
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24-year old Jimmy Olsen
Guess Superman was a bit too slow to rescue him.
Posted on 3/13/16 at 12:19 am to Charlie Arglist
Posted on 3/13/16 at 12:21 am to OMLandshark
Jimmy Olsen's Blues
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