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re: McDonalds Shake Machine

Posted on 1/4/19 at 2:50 pm to
Posted by LSUSkip
Central, LA
Member since Jul 2012
24717 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 2:50 pm to
it don't be workin right now.
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Member since Sep 2013
34836 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 2:52 pm to
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Funny how they're never broken outside of the south. Wonder why


Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
25597 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 2:55 pm to
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I went to a McDonald's that was out of meat!


The one by my house ran out of ketchup. One time they gave me raw chicken.
Posted by mofungoo
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2012
4583 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 3:08 pm to
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A McDonalds on I-5 outside of Westley was where I learned McDonalds serve triple cheeseburgers.

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It was a life changing experience.

Congratulations on the clogged arteries
Posted by maxxrajun70
baton rouge
Member since Oct 2011
3726 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 3:19 pm to
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and relube


Posted by russellvillehog
Member since Apr 2016
9746 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 3:19 pm to
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Works up until they do it to a cop.




What the frick can a cop do about being told a business is closed?
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
120039 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 3:32 pm to
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I’m going to give you a clue: they aren’t actually broken.



I wouldn't be surprised. Someone I know who teaches HS was once telling us the different things students, who worked at fast food restaurants, would tell them.

There were a few, but I remember one being about onion rings at popeyes. If you order onion rings at popeyes and they tell you they are out, they are probably lying. It has something to do with having to go get the onion rings and fry them when they are ordered (opposed to the chicken, fries, shrimp which is already out since they are constantly frying them).

At least in this particular location, when that happens (they tell you they are out because they don't want to do extra work), its because the owner or manager isn't there.

There were a few other things. I want to say that, at least at some burger kings, it's best to order a "customized" burger. If you order the whopper meal for example, and you are getting it with everything that comes on it, then it will be a burger that has been under the heating light longer than most people would be comfortable with, if they knew exactly how long it has been out, but if you want it without pickles and onion.. and extra mustard or something, then they have to make it so it's more likely to be fresher.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
73554 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 3:37 pm to
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What the frick can a cop do about being told a business is closed?


well unless it's a donut shop...
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
103114 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 4:01 pm to
Bad publicity.

BK in St Francisville got all kinds of shite because the lazy bastards on drive thru told cops in a squad car they were closed in the middle of the day.

The appearance of it being anti-cop rather than lazy frickers got the drive thru guys fired.
Posted by MikeBRLA
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2005
17124 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 4:07 pm to
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and extra mustard


No no no, rookie mistake. If you order extra anything they will just add that to the old burger.

You must request that something that is on the standard burger that isn’t easily removed be taken off, such as mustard. That way they must make you a “fresh” burger. Fresh is in quotes bc in all likelihood the meat has been sitting there since the previous shift, but at least this way it’s freshly assembled.
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
82694 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 4:15 pm to
This has been posted about on Reddit before and most people who worked in fast food restaurants said that is a myth. Patties are pre-cooked and kept in a steamer or on the grill for a bit in some places, but the actual assembly is done to order. This was the case when I worked at Sonic as well.

Other than not liking something and asking them to leave it off, I don't really understand the overuse of customization. "No this, easy that, extra this, add that" all to one sandwich. Its like damn people. Then they get mad when its wrong. You changed the whole product, dude.

Found this in searching:

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The tip is correct, it's just outdated. When I worked at McDonalds back in the 90's, we actually assembled all of the types of burgers (with all their ingredients on them, such as cheese, mustard, pickles, onions, etc.), wrapped them up, and put them on a warmer to wait until a counter person needed it. The idea was so that once someone ordered a cheeseburger (or whatever), they could be given the sandwich within seconds. However, if something didn't sell really quick, those sandwiches would sit on the warmer for hours. THEN if someone bought it, it tasted fairly bland and nasty. But now they don't premake the burgers up to just sit there waiting, so it really isn't necessary.
This post was edited on 1/4/19 at 4:18 pm
Posted by Fourteen28
Member since Aug 2018
1156 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 4:18 pm to
Fatty?

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Houma


Yulp
Posted by OKellsBells
USA
Member since Dec 2016
5264 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 4:28 pm to
Maybe soft serve ice cream and shake machines are difficult to properly clean and maintain.

What if McDonald’s knows that the number of functional ice cream machines proportionally increases reports of food poisoning linked to their restaurant?

Posted by Sev09
Nantucket
Member since Feb 2011
15796 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 4:31 pm to
Here’s the real answer, since I’m a drive through operator at McDonald’s:

Those machines shut off after 30 minutes of idle time, and then you need to dump the old ice cream, mix, clean it, etc, before starting it up again and making a new batch. The workers are either too lazy to do this, or are in the middle of turnover over the machine. My moneys on the former.

Obviously, it’s much easier to explain that to a customer as “it’s broken rn”
This post was edited on 1/4/19 at 4:32 pm
Posted by OKellsBells
USA
Member since Dec 2016
5264 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 4:32 pm to


Posted by Cycledude
Member since Jul 2018
2121 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 4:36 pm to
I worked at McDonald’s in high school (80’s) and the machines rarely broke. We had two different machines as well. We would shut one down in preclosing, but almost never told customers the machine was down. Don’t know what the deal is today?
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138153 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 4:37 pm to
Need to bail on the machines and just offer prepackaged ice cream sandwiches
This post was edited on 1/4/19 at 5:12 pm
Posted by Whatafrekinchessiebr
somewhere down river
Member since Nov 2013
1684 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 5:10 pm to
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best shake is a Chick fil A


That peppermint chocolate chip shake they are running right now is the tits.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
37906 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 5:14 pm to
That one on MLK is terrible. I haven't really tried any other locations. Barrow St. was fine the one time I went there
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
46250 posts
Posted on 1/4/19 at 5:17 pm to
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You have to know a second language to order at most locations in San Diego 
Can confirm this is bullshite.
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