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Posted on 10/4/15 at 3:54 am
Posted on 10/4/15 at 3:54 am
Just tell them something about marriage they might not expect.
My wife's feet could seriously be used to chill beer. I can't sleep because they keep randomly touching me.
Alternately, her backside could be used to bake a small potato. Or at least continue the cocktail weenie roast currently going on.
My wife's feet could seriously be used to chill beer. I can't sleep because they keep randomly touching me.
Alternately, her backside could be used to bake a small potato. Or at least continue the cocktail weenie roast currently going on.
Posted on 10/4/15 at 3:56 am to X123F45
This place gets fricking weird at night. I'm going to sleep.
Posted on 10/4/15 at 4:09 am to X123F45
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My wife's feet could seriously be used to chill beer. I can't sleep because they keep randomly touching me.
Buy her some moisturizing foot socks

She puts lotion on her feet and wears the socks to bed to help keep her feet moisturized and soft. She has nicer feet, you don't have her cold feet touching you at night. Win, win.
Posted on 10/4/15 at 4:12 am to lsunurse
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moisturizing foot socks
Creepiest thing I've never heard of.
Posted on 10/4/15 at 4:45 am to X123F45
whats your wife look like, if you dont mind me asking
Posted on 10/4/15 at 4:46 am to X123F45
let's have the turkey burgers tonight
Posted on 10/4/15 at 5:26 am to gazelles
Turkey ground meat is fille full on antibiotics and shite. Yuck!
This post was edited on 10/4/15 at 5:27 am
Posted on 10/4/15 at 6:28 am to Mrtommorrow1987
First, look at her Mom. That is what she will look/act like in 20 years.
Second, make sure she can be your best friend. You going to need that to make things work for a life time together.
Third,10 year mark is the hard point. Once you get pass that, you just about got it made.
Fourth, Keep your dick in your pants once you get married. No strange, no matter what!
Always treat her like you want her to treat you.
I'm one month away from being married to my better half for 36 years. Still a work in progress.

Second, make sure she can be your best friend. You going to need that to make things work for a life time together.
Third,10 year mark is the hard point. Once you get pass that, you just about got it made.
Fourth, Keep your dick in your pants once you get married. No strange, no matter what!
Always treat her like you want her to treat you.

I'm one month away from being married to my better half for 36 years. Still a work in progress.

Posted on 10/4/15 at 6:34 am to fishfighter
Listen to your wife and don't always try to give solutions/fix the problem. A lot of times they just want someone to listen and sympathize with them.
Posted on 10/4/15 at 6:53 am to X123F45
Happily married for 13 years with three kids. Stay single until at least your 30's. Men change a lot from their 20's to 30's. Things that used to matter dont matter nearly as much in your 30's. You start to appreciate more meaningful relationships and you should have a good idea of who you are and what direction you will take your life in by your 30's.
Posted on 10/4/15 at 6:53 am to X123F45
Live at least an hour away from your in-laws.
Posted on 10/4/15 at 7:15 am to X123F45
Make sure she knows how to cook before you marry her. My wife can't and won't cook. Her mom doesn't cook either. Apparently grandma lived next door and cooked all the meals until she died.
Going make my own sammich

Going make my own sammich
Posted on 10/4/15 at 7:26 am to X123F45
Always use the incognito chrome browser. Nothing worse than your wife finding out about your weird fetishes via the internet browser.
Posted on 10/4/15 at 7:33 am to X123F45
Stay single and enjoy the freedom of doing whatever the hell u want to do. If u do get married, get a woman who will carry her own weight financially.
Posted on 10/4/15 at 8:19 am to mauser
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Live at least an hour away from your in-laws.
Yep. 4 or more is even better. BTDT, got the divorce decree.
LC
Posted on 10/4/15 at 8:25 am to X123F45
-when you have kids everything changes
-go to and be active in church
-buy a house
-eliminate car notes
-don't marry unless you and her like her family
-find a way to have wife stay home with kids
-be prepared to find life has greater joys then getting laid, and when that does happen, although less, it is still enjoyable
-go to and be active in church
-buy a house
-eliminate car notes
-don't marry unless you and her like her family
-find a way to have wife stay home with kids
-be prepared to find life has greater joys then getting laid, and when that does happen, although less, it is still enjoyable
Posted on 10/4/15 at 8:27 am to LongueCarabine
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Live at least an hour away from your in-laws.
Not if they like to babysit your kids
Posted on 10/4/15 at 8:28 am to fishfighter
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First, look at her Mom. That is what she will look/act like in 20 years.
this is such bullshite.....where and how did this ever become a thing?
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Third,10 year mark is the hard point. Once you get pass that, you just about got it made.
10 years is easy.....its the next 20 after that is the challenge.
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