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March Madness, take a backseat. August World Wypipo Tournament

Posted on 8/6/18 at 12:55 pm
Posted by Will Cover
Davidson, NC
Member since Mar 2007
40382 posts
Posted on 8/6/18 at 12:55 pm
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While the 2018 Tournament of Wypipo marks the second time we have officially held this competition, our community has a long history of ranking and judging wypipo.


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A committee composed of some of the foremost wypipologists in the world racked them in four divisions:


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Police Callers: Wypipo who call the police on black people.

Official White People: Includes elected officials or people who work in a governmental capacity.

Public Displays of Whiteness: Celebrities or people who became celebrities by doing something very racist or stupid.

Businesses/Groups/Organizations: These are ... did you even read the category title, bruh?




Full Story, including individual matchup analysis
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 8/6/18 at 12:56 pm to
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Police Callers: Wypipo who call the police on black people.


Oh so we shouldn’t report crime. Gotcha.
Posted by Notro
Alison Brie's Boobs
Member since Sep 2011
7941 posts
Posted on 8/6/18 at 1:00 pm to
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ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Michael Harriot
World-renowned wypipologist. Getter and doer of "it." Never reneged, never will. Last real negus alive.



Posted by GrammarKnotsi
Hammond
Member since Feb 2013
10172 posts
Posted on 8/6/18 at 1:01 pm to
Link to other race versions ?
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
33900 posts
Posted on 8/6/18 at 1:01 pm to
How did they forget Donald Trump???
Posted by GrammarKnotsi
Hammond
Member since Feb 2013
10172 posts
Posted on 8/6/18 at 1:02 pm to
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How did they forget Donald Trump???



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It’s just that allowing Donald Trump into this competition would be like allowing Serena Williams to play tennis against scrawny, white women who—wait, that’s a bad example.
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
33900 posts
Posted on 8/6/18 at 1:04 pm to
You think I give a shite to click that link?
Posted by GoldenBoy
Winning!
Member since Nov 2004
42092 posts
Posted on 8/6/18 at 1:04 pm to
IN!
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 8/6/18 at 1:04 pm to
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Oh so we shouldn’t report crime. Gotcha.


Only if you want stitches
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
8699 posts
Posted on 8/6/18 at 1:04 pm to
The Kardashian's? I thought women with big asses were every black guy's kryptonite?
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
20396 posts
Posted on 8/6/18 at 1:05 pm to
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Oh so we shouldn’t report crime. Gotcha.


I read an article somewhere that said white people shouldn't report crime because the police invariably kill the black person who committed the crime and that fact made it less egregious to let the crime go than to report it.

The logic caused me to quit the internet for the day.

I need to find that article and link it. Will try to look.
This post was edited on 8/6/18 at 1:09 pm
Posted by IceTiger
Really hot place
Member since Oct 2007
26584 posts
Posted on 8/6/18 at 1:07 pm to
They forgot:

Standyourground killers
US Marines
Special Forces
Intel
Wetworkers
Serial Killers
Blackwater
Anarchists
Commies
QAnons
Farmers
etc.

Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
33900 posts
Posted on 8/6/18 at 1:07 pm to
What’s white about Waffle House?
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 8/6/18 at 1:08 pm to
Where do you find this stupid shite?
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139218 posts
Posted on 8/6/18 at 1:10 pm to
This is actually pretty funny
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
20396 posts
Posted on 8/6/18 at 1:12 pm to
Here you go... This isn't the exact one but about the same thing. Worst part is it isn't from some fringe website. It's from the Washington Post.

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When white callers dial 911 and report that black people are engaged in what they report as untoward behavior, the worst-case scenario is that the police will show up with guns blazing. Even in the best-case scenario, black folks will probably have to deal with the trauma of having been placed in mortal fear. But most of the time, there is no consequence for the people who weaponize their fear and use the police as an extension of their whiteness. There should be. If it wasn’t so easy to blithely call the authorities and report the mere presence of a black person, there would be fewer incidents of dangerous police overreaction — and black people wouldn’t have to bear quite so much of the burden of American racism on their own.


LINK
Posted by Will Cover
Davidson, NC
Member since Mar 2007
40382 posts
Posted on 8/6/18 at 1:12 pm to
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This is actually pretty funny


The Waffle House entry gets me.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139218 posts
Posted on 8/6/18 at 1:13 pm to
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The Waffle House entry gets me.

I'm pulling for White Feminists as my dark horse
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
20396 posts
Posted on 8/6/18 at 1:14 pm to
Now this is mildly funny. From the article.

Remember, Donald Trump is not eligible for this tournament. It’s not that we think he’d get Russian bots to infiltrate our tournament. It’s just that allowing Donald Trump into this competition would be like allowing Serena Williams to play tennis against scrawny, white women who—wait, that’s a bad example. Allowing Donald Trump to compete would be like putting a police officer with a gun, a taser, pepper spray and a gun against an unarmed black man and...

OK, maybe I’m bad at this analogy thing.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139218 posts
Posted on 8/6/18 at 1:15 pm to
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I read an article somewhere that said white people shouldn't report crime because the police invariably kill the black person who committed the crime and that fact made it less egregious to let the crime go than to report it.

If you stop reporting crime, then crime rates plummet



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