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March Madness, take a backseat. August World Wypipo Tournament
Posted on 8/6/18 at 12:55 pm
Posted on 8/6/18 at 12:55 pm
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While the 2018 Tournament of Wypipo marks the second time we have officially held this competition, our community has a long history of ranking and judging wypipo.
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A committee composed of some of the foremost wypipologists in the world racked them in four divisions:
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Police Callers: Wypipo who call the police on black people.
Official White People: Includes elected officials or people who work in a governmental capacity.
Public Displays of Whiteness: Celebrities or people who became celebrities by doing something very racist or stupid.
Businesses/Groups/Organizations: These are ... did you even read the category title, bruh?
Full Story, including individual matchup analysis
Posted on 8/6/18 at 12:56 pm to Will Cover
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Police Callers: Wypipo who call the police on black people.
Oh so we shouldn’t report crime. Gotcha.
Posted on 8/6/18 at 1:00 pm to Will Cover
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ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Michael Harriot
World-renowned wypipologist. Getter and doer of "it." Never reneged, never will. Last real negus alive.
Posted on 8/6/18 at 1:01 pm to Will Cover
Link to other race versions ?
Posted on 8/6/18 at 1:01 pm to Will Cover
How did they forget Donald Trump???
Posted on 8/6/18 at 1:02 pm to Upperdecker
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How did they forget Donald Trump???
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It’s just that allowing Donald Trump into this competition would be like allowing Serena Williams to play tennis against scrawny, white women who—wait, that’s a bad example.
Posted on 8/6/18 at 1:04 pm to GrammarKnotsi
You think I give a shite to click that link?
Posted on 8/6/18 at 1:04 pm to TH03
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Oh so we shouldn’t report crime. Gotcha.
Only if you want stitches
Posted on 8/6/18 at 1:04 pm to Will Cover
The Kardashian's? I thought women with big asses were every black guy's kryptonite?
Posted on 8/6/18 at 1:05 pm to TH03
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Oh so we shouldn’t report crime. Gotcha.
I read an article somewhere that said white people shouldn't report crime because the police invariably kill the black person who committed the crime and that fact made it less egregious to let the crime go than to report it.
The logic caused me to quit the internet for the day.
I need to find that article and link it. Will try to look.
This post was edited on 8/6/18 at 1:09 pm
Posted on 8/6/18 at 1:07 pm to Will Cover
They forgot:
Standyourground killers
US Marines
Special Forces
Intel
Wetworkers
Serial Killers
Blackwater
Anarchists
Commies
QAnons
Farmers
etc.
Standyourground killers
US Marines
Special Forces
Intel
Wetworkers
Serial Killers
Blackwater
Anarchists
Commies
QAnons
Farmers
etc.
Posted on 8/6/18 at 1:07 pm to Will Cover
What’s white about Waffle House?
Posted on 8/6/18 at 1:08 pm to Will Cover
Where do you find this stupid shite?
Posted on 8/6/18 at 1:10 pm to Will Cover
This is actually pretty funny 
Posted on 8/6/18 at 1:12 pm to jbgleason
Here you go... This isn't the exact one but about the same thing. Worst part is it isn't from some fringe website. It's from the Washington Post.
LINK
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When white callers dial 911 and report that black people are engaged in what they report as untoward behavior, the worst-case scenario is that the police will show up with guns blazing. Even in the best-case scenario, black folks will probably have to deal with the trauma of having been placed in mortal fear. But most of the time, there is no consequence for the people who weaponize their fear and use the police as an extension of their whiteness. There should be. If it wasn’t so easy to blithely call the authorities and report the mere presence of a black person, there would be fewer incidents of dangerous police overreaction — and black people wouldn’t have to bear quite so much of the burden of American racism on their own.
LINK
Posted on 8/6/18 at 1:12 pm to upgrayedd
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This is actually pretty funny
The Waffle House entry gets me.
Posted on 8/6/18 at 1:13 pm to Will Cover
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The Waffle House entry gets me.
I'm pulling for White Feminists as my dark horse
Posted on 8/6/18 at 1:14 pm to Will Cover
Now this is mildly funny. From the article.
Remember, Donald Trump is not eligible for this tournament. It’s not that we think he’d get Russian bots to infiltrate our tournament. It’s just that allowing Donald Trump into this competition would be like allowing Serena Williams to play tennis against scrawny, white women who—wait, that’s a bad example. Allowing Donald Trump to compete would be like putting a police officer with a gun, a taser, pepper spray and a gun against an unarmed black man and...
OK, maybe I’m bad at this analogy thing.
Remember, Donald Trump is not eligible for this tournament. It’s not that we think he’d get Russian bots to infiltrate our tournament. It’s just that allowing Donald Trump into this competition would be like allowing Serena Williams to play tennis against scrawny, white women who—wait, that’s a bad example. Allowing Donald Trump to compete would be like putting a police officer with a gun, a taser, pepper spray and a gun against an unarmed black man and...
OK, maybe I’m bad at this analogy thing.
Posted on 8/6/18 at 1:15 pm to jbgleason
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I read an article somewhere that said white people shouldn't report crime because the police invariably kill the black person who committed the crime and that fact made it less egregious to let the crime go than to report it.
If you stop reporting crime, then crime rates plummet

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