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re: Man’s penis turns to bone — docs want to use shockwaves to break it down
Posted on 12/18/24 at 12:24 pm to gumbo2176
Posted on 12/18/24 at 12:24 pm to gumbo2176
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And the patient pisses razor blades until all that broken up calcification finally passes.
I've dealt with many kidney stones over the years and some of them are not nice to pass because of their size. I can't imagine passing tons of broken up calcification............
Probably why he doesn't want to mess with it. frick that!
Kind of like damned if do, damned if you don't.
Posted on 12/18/24 at 12:25 pm to DemonKA3268
I guess he needs to decide which direction it points before it finally solidifies.
Posted on 12/18/24 at 12:27 pm to DemonKA3268
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The images revealed a hard truth:
Posted on 12/18/24 at 1:00 pm to DemonKA3268
I guess it's true that if you don't use it you lose it.
Posted on 12/18/24 at 1:05 pm to DemonKA3268
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The unnamed patient, who was in his 60s, had reported to the doctor’s office for “a trauma of the knee,” per the study. During the visit, he also alerted medics of a pain in his penis.
This is always how men present to doctors when the real medical issue they want to discuss is dick related.
Posted on 12/18/24 at 1:18 pm to DemonKA3268
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Upon examination, physicians didn’t find any prostate swelling, unusual discharge or any of the usual markers of phallic agony, so they conducted an X-ray to look for possible pelvic fractures
The images revealed a hard truth: the patient had “extensive, plaque-like calcification” along the length of his manhood.
Nicely done.
Posted on 12/18/24 at 1:19 pm to DeltaTigerDelta
quote:like, literally.
It’s just a boner.
Posted on 12/18/24 at 1:38 pm to DemonKA3268
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phallic agony
Great band name.
Posted on 12/18/24 at 2:00 pm to DemonKA3268
That's why we jerk off. Break up that calcium build up.
IT'S SCIENCE
IT'S SCIENCE
Posted on 12/18/24 at 2:00 pm to DemonKA3268
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shockwave therapy
If you have back pain get this done
Saved my life
Posted on 12/18/24 at 2:04 pm to DemonKA3268
The Wife keeps unplugging the shockwave machine.
Posted on 12/18/24 at 2:34 pm to LazloHollyfeld
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Exact reason why i watch all porn through a mirror - can't be too careful
Posted on 12/18/24 at 2:35 pm to DemonKA3268
quote:maybe he is just 13 again?
Man’s penis turns to bone
Posted on 12/18/24 at 2:38 pm to DemonKA3268
Thanks for giving me another thing to worry about...
Posted on 12/18/24 at 2:46 pm to Chrome
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So this happens so much they actually have a procedure for it...damn
New fear unlocked.
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