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re: Man’s penis turns to bone — docs want to use shockwaves to break it down

Posted on 12/18/24 at 12:24 pm to
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 12/18/24 at 12:24 pm to
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And the patient pisses razor blades until all that broken up calcification finally passes.

I've dealt with many kidney stones over the years and some of them are not nice to pass because of their size. I can't imagine passing tons of broken up calcification............


Probably why he doesn't want to mess with it. frick that!

Kind of like damned if do, damned if you don't.
Posted by Rex Feral
Somewhere near Athens
Member since Jan 2014
16587 posts
Posted on 12/18/24 at 12:25 pm to
I guess he needs to decide which direction it points before it finally solidifies.
Posted by baytiger11
Member since Jul 2020
2491 posts
Posted on 12/18/24 at 12:27 pm to
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The images revealed a hard truth:
Posted by Murtown
OT Ballerville
Member since Sep 2014
1784 posts
Posted on 12/18/24 at 1:00 pm to
I guess it's true that if you don't use it you lose it.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
72420 posts
Posted on 12/18/24 at 1:05 pm to
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The unnamed patient, who was in his 60s, had reported to the doctor’s office for “a trauma of the knee,” per the study. During the visit, he also alerted medics of a pain in his penis.


This is always how men present to doctors when the real medical issue they want to discuss is dick related.
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
11610 posts
Posted on 12/18/24 at 1:18 pm to
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Upon examination, physicians didn’t find any prostate swelling, unusual discharge or any of the usual markers of phallic agony, so they conducted an X-ray to look for possible pelvic fractures

The images revealed a hard truth: the patient had “extensive, plaque-like calcification” along the length of his manhood.


Nicely done.
Posted by White Bear
probably
Member since Jul 2014
17618 posts
Posted on 12/18/24 at 1:19 pm to
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It’s just a boner.
like, literally.
Posted by Master of Sinanju
Member since Feb 2012
12143 posts
Posted on 12/18/24 at 1:38 pm to
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phallic agony 


Great band name.
Posted by The Quiet One
Former United States
Member since Oct 2013
12149 posts
Posted on 12/18/24 at 2:00 pm to
That's why we jerk off. Break up that calcium build up.

IT'S SCIENCE
Posted by SDVTiger
Cabo San Lucas
Member since Nov 2011
97974 posts
Posted on 12/18/24 at 2:00 pm to
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shockwave therapy


If you have back pain get this done

Saved my life
Posted by 200MPHCOBRA
Member since Nov 2016
515 posts
Posted on 12/18/24 at 2:01 pm to
Petrified woodie?
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
38663 posts
Posted on 12/18/24 at 2:03 pm to
Lucky bastard...
Posted by mttiger
Metairie
Member since Sep 2004
150 posts
Posted on 12/18/24 at 2:04 pm to
The Wife keeps unplugging the shockwave machine.
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
33476 posts
Posted on 12/18/24 at 2:30 pm to
Pics or GTFO
Posted by nes2010
Member since Jun 2014
7843 posts
Posted on 12/18/24 at 2:33 pm to
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
48952 posts
Posted on 12/18/24 at 2:34 pm to
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Exact reason why i watch all porn through a mirror - can't be too careful

Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
61430 posts
Posted on 12/18/24 at 2:35 pm to
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Man’s penis turns to bone
maybe he is just 13 again?
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
39608 posts
Posted on 12/18/24 at 2:38 pm to
Thanks for giving me another thing to worry about...
Posted by VernonPLSUfan
Leesville, La.
Member since Sep 2007
17808 posts
Posted on 12/18/24 at 2:44 pm to
Shock The Monkey
Posted by southpawcock
Member since Oct 2015
17724 posts
Posted on 12/18/24 at 2:46 pm to
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So this happens so much they actually have a procedure for it...damn



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