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re: Mandeville man arrested for masturbating in parking lot (possibly a poster)

Posted on 6/16/15 at 10:37 am to
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118252 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 10:37 am to
And tinted windows.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
60663 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 10:37 am to
Hmm, must be a fontainebleau high product.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 10:39 am to
quote:

If this is a crime, I could have been arrested at least a dozen times.



i know right, who hasnt rubbed one out while taking a long road trip solo?
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
178950 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 10:39 am to
lifes not fair. I mean people got bad smoking habits, they can light it up in the car and satisfy their desire. Others got fapping problems, they light it up in the car and people get all judgemental and shite.


Signed,
Kellen Winslow
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
39635 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 10:40 am to
Coulda just said "his".

Everybody was disappointed b/c nobody likes clowns.
This post was edited on 6/16/15 at 10:41 am
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49071 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 10:40 am to
quote:

i know right, who hasnt rubbed one out while taking a long road trip solo?



Real men can tune out distractions... Like grandma in the car next to you.
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
22394 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 10:41 am to
quote:

man arrested for masturbating in parking lot
I didn't know this was not legal.
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
16662 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 10:44 am to
What would the crime be? Indecent exposure? Would he have to register on the sex offender list? Seems like the cops would've had some discretion unless he was in a crowded lot or very visable.

Sucks. I've punched one out on a road trip and in a parking lot before.
This post was edited on 6/16/15 at 10:45 am
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118252 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 10:48 am to
Bunch of in car whackin off mother frickers in this thread.
Posted by Jakesonaplane
Denver
Member since Nov 2010
7290 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 10:49 am to
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 10:49 am to
quote:

i know right, who hasnt rubbed one out while taking a long road trip solo?



Me.

And I love some "me time" as much as the next guy

I honestly never considered it, but I usually put on a concert and zone out.
Posted by oreeg
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2006
5433 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 10:50 am to
Brother Martin grad....

That hurts.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118252 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 10:50 am to
Let's stay on topic.

This dude whacked off in his car, in a parking lot.
Nobody gonna trust him with da happy meals now!
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
68418 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 10:51 am to
Sometimes you're in the parking garage on your lunch break and just need to flog the dolphin.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 10:53 am to
quote:

Sometimes you're in the parking garage on your lunch break and just need to flog the dolphin.



During the work day I have never once considered doing this

Posted by ForeverLSU02
Albany
Member since Jun 2007
52563 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 10:54 am to
quote:

perpetrating his crime
Posted by Grouper Picatta
Sarasota,FL
Member since Mar 2013
1590 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 10:56 am to
I miss the days when I could get wood anytime/anywhere
Posted by John Wayne
Baton Rouge, La
Member since May 2007
954 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 10:59 am to
The way he's all hunched over in the mugshot makes it look like he was still "perpetrating his crime" while they were trying to take his pic.
Posted by Black n Gold
Member since Feb 2009
15962 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 11:01 am to
quote:

My college roommate, who later went to rehab for being a nut, told us he would yank his chain while driving from Atlanta to Oxford.


There are guys who have never tenderized their meat while driving?
Posted by mkibod1
South of the Donna Dixon Line
Member since Jan 2011
4746 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 11:03 am to
I'll give him credit... He knows some cute women... Kimberly Page in his Facebook photos....
This post was edited on 6/16/15 at 11:07 am
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