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Mandeville man arrested for masturbating in parking lot (possibly a poster)

Posted on 6/16/15 at 10:25 am
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
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Posted on 6/16/15 at 10:25 am
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Officers allegedly found Sean David Rhodes, 22, of 404 Holm Oak Lane in Mandeville, in his gray 2006 Nissan Altima, according to a Mandeville Police report.

When officers arrived, the report said, they found "Rhodes seated in the vehicle and still actively 'perpetrating his crime,'" according to the press release.
This post was edited on 6/16/15 at 10:31 am
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
26537 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 10:27 am to
I would be willing to bet anything this guy posts on here.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117678 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 10:28 am to
Well, at least his mom didn't have to come home to find her son treating his body like an amusement park.
Posted by Jack Daniel
In the bottle
Member since Feb 2013
25412 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 10:28 am to
Did he have some spicy Stacy photos pulled up?
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 10:28 am to
Looks like Jay Cutler



This post was edited on 6/16/15 at 10:32 am
Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28082 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 10:29 am to
Fix the title OP.


Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 10:30 am to
Also, I thought this thread was about a guy actually punching a clown and I was all like "hell yeah, frick creepy arse clowns, I hope he beat that clown's arse"

Then I realized what you meant...
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
26537 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 10:30 am to
quote:

Looks like Jay Cutler


Holy shite. Great call.

A fatter, blinder Jay Cutler.
Posted by dante
Kingwood, TX
Member since Mar 2006
10669 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 10:30 am to
Dissapointed. Was expecting to see a beat up clown.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 6/16/15 at 10:31 am to
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34407 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 10:32 am to
quote:

Fix the title OP.


Some people can't handle puns.
Posted by chickman1313
Mandeville
Member since Dec 2007
4922 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 10:32 am to
wow, who knew "punching a clown" = masturbating... learn something new every day
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117678 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 10:32 am to
What's all that? I don't have fb.
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34407 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 10:33 am to
He's a Pike at USM, I believe.

And a fan of the shocker.

This post was edited on 6/16/15 at 10:34 am
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 10:33 am to
If you car is considered and extension of your home, then I dont see what the problem is.
Posted by Jimbeaux
Member since Sep 2003
20105 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 10:33 am to
Damn. It's one thing to charge the guy. It's another to post his photo in the paper.

It's bad to beat your meat in a public parking lot, mm-kay, but i doesn't say he was stalking old ladies and little girls or something.
Posted by Broke
AKA Buttercup
Member since Sep 2006
65044 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 10:35 am to
If this is a crime, I could have been arrested at least a dozen times.
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34407 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 10:35 am to
Discretion is key.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47463 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 10:36 am to
Should have said punching the clown. Not a clown.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 10:37 am to
My college roommate, who later went to rehab for being a nut, told us he would yank his chain while driving from Atlanta to Oxford.

He had super dark tint, but still, wtf.
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