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Man with WWI explosive lodged in his rectum sparks bomb scare, hospital evacuation
Posted on 12/20/22 at 6:51 pm
Posted on 12/20/22 at 6:51 pm
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The case left doctors shell shocked.
A French hospital was partially evacuated Saturday after a senior citizen arrived with a World War I artillery shell lodged in his rectum.
The 88-year-old patient visited Hospital Sainte Musse in Toulon to have the antique explosive removed — but instead sparked a “bomb scare,” French publication Var-Matin reported.
“An emergency occurred from 9 p.m. to 11:30 p.m. on Saturday evening that required the intervention of bomb disposal personnel, the evacuation of adult and pediatric emergencies as well as the diversion of incoming emergencies,” a hospital spokesperson stated.
“We had to manage the risk in a reactive framework,” the rep added. “When in doubt, we took all the precautions.”
Bomb disposal experts at the scene determined there was little possibility the shell would explode inside the man.
“They reassured us by telling us that it was a collector’s item from the First World War, used by the French military,” the hospital stated.
Stunned doctors subsequently began the process of trying to remove the object — which measured almost 8 inches long and more than 2 inches wide — from the man’s rectum.
It’s believed the pervy patient inserted the item up his anus for sexual pleasure.
Posted on 12/20/22 at 6:52 pm to stout
quote:No shite
It’s believed the pervy patient inserted the item up his anus for sexual pleasure.
Posted on 12/20/22 at 6:52 pm to stout
That explains what 08 has been doing.
Posted on 12/20/22 at 6:56 pm to stout
Rectum? Dang near kilt'em.
This post was edited on 12/20/22 at 7:00 pm
Posted on 12/20/22 at 6:56 pm to stout
I’ve seen this episode of Grey’s Anatomy
Posted on 12/20/22 at 6:58 pm to stout
Beat me to it.
This post was edited on 12/20/22 at 6:59 pm
Posted on 12/20/22 at 6:58 pm to stout
After the operation, the doctors said “Verdun”.
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Talk about going out with a bang. I hope I’m in good enough shape to stick hundred year old ordinance up my arse at 88.
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The 88-year-old patient visited Hospital Sainte Musse in Toulon to have the antique explosive removed
Talk about going out with a bang. I hope I’m in good enough shape to stick hundred year old ordinance up my arse at 88.
This post was edited on 12/20/22 at 7:02 pm
Posted on 12/20/22 at 6:59 pm to stout
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The 88-year-old patient
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It’s believed the pervy patient inserted the item up his anus for sexual pleasure.
Posted on 12/20/22 at 7:00 pm to stout
Maybe he tripped and fell on it
Posted on 12/20/22 at 7:03 pm to stout
Breech inserted payload.
Starfire ammunition
Starfire ammunition
Posted on 12/20/22 at 7:04 pm to stout
Lord please send a comet this way. Stat
Posted on 12/20/22 at 7:07 pm to JackieTreehorn
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Lord please send a comet this way. Stat
Perves have been putting weird things in their arse for thousands of years.
Posted on 12/20/22 at 7:15 pm to stout
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anus
Gotta love that word. Sounds gross even if it wasn’t a shite chute.
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