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re: Man Who Invented General Tso's Chicken Has Died

Posted on 12/2/16 at 8:50 pm to
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 8:50 pm to
quote:

I'm curious, what are the main staples of legit Chinese from China?




It's really more how they prepare it. The Americans will take Chinese dishes and just fry the frick out of it instead of grilling it like the Chinese would do it. Lots of dishes are made up stateside, but the ones that aren't are fried to hell.
Posted by Roman Candle Tag
Member since Mar 2016
1548 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 8:50 pm to
I'm with ya bud. I don't have expert info on the matter, but I think you've made some quality points in this thread.
Posted by Mir
Member since Sep 2016
2777 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 8:51 pm to
You live in fricking Plano

Aka white as frick you're getting sold "Mexican" food you ain't eating the real deal.

Real Mexican is rice,beans corn tortillas with a jalapeño. You consider this desirable over Tex mex with the luxury of additional ingredients and flavor?
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
66807 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 8:51 pm to
Yeah, the defensive, obviously embellished penis self-description was beyond my expectations. I really owe myself an ice cream tonight.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76128 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 8:52 pm to
"Chickity China the Chinese Chicken, ya have a drumstick and your brain starts clickin...."

frick you 2016!

Posted by Bushmaster
19th Hole
Member since Oct 2008
39961 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 8:53 pm to
He comes across as a very worldly man and an expert on every topic including beautiful penises apparently.
Posted by Mir
Member since Sep 2016
2777 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 8:53 pm to
Treat yourself baw, just be sure to eat authentic Chinese food which is largely devoid of any ingredients past rice so OMlandshark doesn't cry about it
Posted by Roman Candle Tag
Member since Mar 2016
1548 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 8:53 pm to
I think an interesting parallel could be made about how S. Louisianans view attempts at "Cajun Cooking" elsewhere in the country.
Posted by jefforize
Member since Feb 2008
46358 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 8:53 pm to
I think they use a lot of tomatillo salsa verde too? That green stuff. Amazing.

Was lucky enough to enjoy a street vendor taco on an excursion during a Mexican cruise. Best taco I've ever had easily
This post was edited on 12/2/16 at 8:57 pm
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 8:54 pm to
quote:

That's because you're a pretentious little wiener


Have you been spying on me in the bathroom or something?

Honestly, I'm very secure on my penis size, and you going after it more tells me that you're insecure about your own weiner size. But seriously, continue to go after it if it makes makes you feel more secure about your own inferior penis. I have yet to have a complaint about it.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 8:56 pm to
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Lived all over Mexico for two years they aren't eating enchiladas and steak burritos they largely live on beans rice and tortillas


Some of the best food you'll eat there, is not at resturants, but by old ladies street vending.
Posted by Mir
Member since Sep 2016
2777 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 8:56 pm to
Bushmaster obviously given our time over seas interacting with locals we are experts on middle eastern cuisine right? We obviously know how goat should be prepared if we measure up to his metric

How are you doing brother? I don't know how to do the fancy faces that clash beers together or I'd put that here
Posted by BlastOff
New Orleans
Member since Feb 2016
936 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 8:57 pm to
All I can gather is that the key to authentic Chinese food is some hot penis talk before the waitress takes your order.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 8:58 pm to
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Why do you consider yourself such an authority on culture and marketing? I'm genuinely curious because you express opinions as if you're an expert but back them up with short stints of exposure.


I lived in China for 3 years, so I think I have the authority to say what a legitimate Chinese restaurant is. If you lived in SanFran and found a very legitimate Cajun restaurant, I think you'd be able to tell.
This post was edited on 12/2/16 at 8:59 pm
Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
Higher Elevation
Member since Oct 2014
41773 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 8:58 pm to
You are fricking gay. Go back to China, queer!
Posted by Mir
Member since Sep 2016
2777 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 8:58 pm to
Because he thinks the authentic Chinese dating experience is him paying for a girl to jerk him off.
Posted by Mir
Member since Sep 2016
2777 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 9:00 pm to
3 years ain't shite I know people that moved to New Orleans for a decade and don't know authentic Cajun. If you couldn't gather that I was calling you a pretentious dipshit then Ole miss owes you a refund for the trash education they gave you.
Posted by Whoopdedo_LSU
This is where I parked my car
Member since Oct 2015
1091 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 9:00 pm to
Wish I could upvote more than once sir.

I don't care if my gf doesn't like "Chinese" food. She is eating it tomorrow night.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 9:01 pm to
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And you've now proven by even responding to a comment about your dick that you're insecure in it. Congrats on hanging a tic tac baw explains a lot why you went to China so you'd feel more accepted.


I think bringing it up in the first place makes you insecure. Haven't brought it up on this site ever, but I honestly think I'd be a great candidate for "Steve Martin's All Natural Penis Beauty Cream".
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
66807 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 9:01 pm to
quote:

That's because you're a pretentious little wiener



Have you been spying on me in the bathroom or something?
See? He admitted it.
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