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re: Man Who Invented General Tso's Chicken Has Died

Posted on 12/2/16 at 8:31 pm to
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 8:31 pm to
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Dude you realize "Chinese food" as we know it isn't Chinese food at all it's almost entirely a menu catered to American preference


I lived in China for 3 years, so yes I do. We fry the frick out of all "Chinese food" here, and it is total shite.

Honestly how rational is it that I can find legitimate Thai food in the US, but I can't find legitimate food out of the second largest immigrant group after the Mexicans? I literally have to travel to New York or San Francisco to find it.

Granted there is a single place in Plano I found, but actual Chinese food should be common as frick, especially since they encompass a quarter of the world.
Posted by Esquire
Chiraq
Member since Apr 2014
15203 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 8:31 pm to
God damn you 2016.
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
72433 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 8:35 pm to
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At least I'll get to frick your dead wife in hell.



Holy shite
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 8:37 pm to
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I lived in China for 3 years

Did you learn any kung fu?
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
66807 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 8:38 pm to
I don't know where he lives. Here in Lafayette, Peking Garden has been a local institution for over 40 years, and not because it has shitty fried food that sucks.

Bitch.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 8:38 pm to
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That's because you don't know where to go.


Do I live where you do?

I've found literally a single place in Plano during my time in Dallas that serves good Chinese food. It's simply called the "Dumpling Place", has no heating or air conditioning, and only gives you chopsticks and cocktail napkins. That's how you know you're at the right place.

They just care about giving you food and don't give a single frick about your comfort or presentation. That's a good Chinese restaurant, and they're very hard to find. The Chinese themselves don't do buffets.
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
66807 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 8:40 pm to
He lived in his grandmother's basement for 3 years. He just thought it was China because everyone who lived there had a small penis.
Posted by ballscaster
Member since Jun 2013
26861 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 8:40 pm to
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At least I'll get to frick your dead wife in hell.

skankhunt42 ain't got shite on you.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 8:40 pm to
Never been to that place, driving through there in a couple weeks, may give it a try.
Posted by Mir
Member since Sep 2016
2777 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 8:41 pm to
News flash buddy. Mexican food here isn't like food in Mexico. Lived all over Mexico for two years they aren't eating enchiladas and steak burritos they largely live on beans rice and tortillas


Holy shite FOOD IN ANOTHER COUNTRY ISNT EXACTLY LIKE ANOTHER COUNTRY

Guys this is breaking news we have to get this to the media. God you're a dipshit in every thread I see you in and that hurts because I agree with you on a lot of your logic based arguments but then you pull this full retard shite and that goes down the drain.
Posted by jefforize
Member since Feb 2008
46358 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 8:41 pm to
I'm curious, what are the main staples of legit Chinese from China?
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 8:42 pm to
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 has no heating or air conditioning, and only gives you chopsticks and cocktail napkins. That's how you know you're at the right place. 


lol
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 8:43 pm to
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Peking Garden




Sorry, but any "Chinese" restaurant that calls the self the "Pekingese Garden" isn't an actual Chinese restaurant. I would sarcastically make that name up for a restaurant that served shite Chinese.

Seriously, that's like an American restaurant over in China calling themselves the "Washington Garden".
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
66807 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 8:44 pm to
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has no heating or air conditioning, and only gives you chopsticks and cocktail napkins. That's how you know you're at the right place.

They just care about giving you food and don't give a single frick about your comfort or presentation. That's a good Chinese restaurant,
Typical pretentious Ole Miss shite. You didn't even mention the food.
This post was edited on 12/2/16 at 8:45 pm
Posted by Mir
Member since Sep 2016
2777 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 8:44 pm to
Why do you consider yourself such an authority on culture and marketing? I'm genuinely curious because you express opinions as if you're an expert but back them up with short stints of exposure.
Posted by G Vice
Lafayette, LA
Member since Dec 2006
13179 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 8:45 pm to
Good story.

I thought the secret joke on America was that there wasn't actually a General Tso.

Learned something today.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 8:46 pm to
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He lived in his grandmother's basement for 3 years. He just thought it was China because everyone who lived there had a small penis.


I have no complaints about my penis, nor has any woman I've ever been with. About 7 inches and very girthy. I might add a single inch, but honestly my penis is absolutely beautiful. I could definitely be a penis model.
Posted by Mir
Member since Sep 2016
2777 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 8:48 pm to
And you've now proven by even responding to a comment about your dick that you're insecure in it. Congrats on hanging a tic tac baw explains a lot why you went to China so you'd feel more accepted.

Guess we now know what OM means

Obviously minuscule
This post was edited on 12/2/16 at 8:49 pm
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 8:48 pm to
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News flash buddy. Mexican food here isn't like food in Mexico. Lived all over Mexico for two years they aren't eating enchiladas and steak burritos they largely live on beans rice and tortillas


That frustrates me as well, but it's easier to find real Mexican food than Chinese... at least where I live.
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
66807 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 8:48 pm to
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Sorry, but any "Chinese" restaurant that calls the self the "Pekingese Garden" isn't an actual Chinese restaurant. I would sarcastically make that name up for a restaurant that served shite Chinese.
That's because you're a pretentious little wiener. Their 40 years of success laughs at your being made fun of overseas all the while thinking, "yeah, I really get this place."
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