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re: Man vs wolf (you get one tool)

Posted on 2/22/19 at 12:10 pm to
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
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Posted on 2/22/19 at 12:10 pm to
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I just read this article last night. This dude lives up near the arctic and admits if the wolf wasn’t sickly or if there were more than one or it didn’t sink in the snow he would be dead.

No way a man dominates a full grown healthy wolf.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 2/22/19 at 12:11 pm to
If you have a bat and a wolf gets you off balance it would be hard to get a good swing on it. With a knife, with a good stab you can do more damage quicker.
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
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Posted on 2/22/19 at 12:11 pm to
Damn
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 2/22/19 at 12:11 pm to
Bat, easily. A wolf can move its head plenty fast enough for me to not want my hands within six inches of it.
Posted by madmaxvol
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Posted on 2/22/19 at 12:11 pm to
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Same thing that people do when they take pictures with a bass.


Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 2/22/19 at 12:12 pm to
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If you have a bat and a wolf gets you off balance it would be hard to get a good swing on it. With a knife, with a good stab you can do more damage quicker.


You don't need a good swing. Keep the bat between you and the wolf and jab it with the end until you have *it* off balance.
This post was edited on 2/22/19 at 12:13 pm
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
39811 posts
Posted on 2/22/19 at 12:12 pm to
But with a bat I can still use it to keep distance
Posted by Damseyrarrar
Bunche Village
Member since Oct 2016
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Posted on 2/22/19 at 12:12 pm to
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No way a man dominates a full grown healthy wolf.


Agreed. If your first cut w a bat isn't lethal or close to it, your face is coming off.
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
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Posted on 2/22/19 at 12:13 pm to
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what is this strange obsession you have with melee combat with animals. fricking weirdo.
it ties together with my other thread. People in the other thread were saying they didnt think a person with a bat could kill a chimp. I shite you not. So I'm wondering if those same people think a person could kill a wolf. Because if they do then they must think a chimp could kill a wolf which is just preposterous
Posted by carhartt
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 2/22/19 at 12:14 pm to
I don’t want to mess with a pissed off full grown German Shepherd. Much less a pissed off, wild, 130 pound wolf.
Posted by LCBayou
Member since Oct 2016
616 posts
Posted on 2/22/19 at 12:14 pm to
Ever see police dogs attack? I'll take a knife.
Posted by fillmoregandt
OTM
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 2/22/19 at 12:15 pm to
A nice juicy t-bone.


I throw it one way, and I run the opposite
Posted by burdman
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
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Posted on 2/22/19 at 12:15 pm to
The real question is who would win between Daniel Cormier with a bat vs a half-wolf, half-chimpanzee?

I would not participate because I am a human, therefore very weak.
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
39811 posts
Posted on 2/22/19 at 12:15 pm to
Hawgs

Why do you continue to insist that a man can fight a wild animal approximately his same size? We are not designed with any weapons nor superior strength to any animal approximately our same weight. We just aren’t. We are much smarter than the rest and that is why we dominate. Pitching a man against an animal, much less a strictly predatory creature close to equal size for physical combat is not a good bet for a man
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 2/22/19 at 12:16 pm to
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Cormier

give him a bobcat and it's a fight
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
17181 posts
Posted on 2/22/19 at 12:16 pm to
That's why he has the bat. We were the apex predator on earth well before we had ranged weapons. A man with a club is above 90% of the foodchain
This post was edited on 2/22/19 at 12:17 pm
Posted by Brisketeer
Texas
Member since Aug 2013
1554 posts
Posted on 2/22/19 at 12:18 pm to
Have you not seen that documentary, The Grey? It was about Liam Neeson’s early life in the wilderness. The wolves killed like 10 of his friends.
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
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Posted on 2/22/19 at 12:18 pm to
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Average male human vs 1 wolf. You get your choice of baseball bat, or knife(6 inch blade).
lol needing a tool.

Any adult Male human with any martial arts training would frick a wolf up.
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
39811 posts
Posted on 2/22/19 at 12:18 pm to
And like I said, a bat may make better odds but it’s still the wolf’s fight to lose. wolves can take down elk and moose. (I know I know team work) but they are still strong enough to kill things 4-8 times bigger than a man with no additional tools. Large predators are fricking bad arse man
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 2/22/19 at 12:20 pm to
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Any adult Male human with any martial arts training would frick a wolf up.

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