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Man vs leopard (wild)
Posted on 3/1/19 at 12:47 pm
Posted on 3/1/19 at 12:47 pm
I think the leapard wins 6 out of 10 but I give man a 40% chance. Obviously this isnt a soy boy but a real man. Strong and sturdy. If you protect your throat you can probably jump on it and take it out. They only weigh about 125-150 pounds. Obviously certain zoo leps get bigger we aren't talking about those.
This post was edited on 3/1/19 at 12:51 pm
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Posted on 3/1/19 at 12:48 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
quote:what kind of man?
I think the leapard wins 6 out of 10
Posted on 3/1/19 at 12:48 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Posted on 3/1/19 at 12:48 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
No, just no.
Posted on 3/1/19 at 12:49 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
RA'd for spam.
Posted on 3/1/19 at 12:49 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
quote:
Daniel M'Mburugu is probably the hardest motherfricker to ever step foot in the rural farmlands of Kenya. On June 22nd, this 73 year-old grandfather was out in his farmland minding his own business when all of a sudden this gigantor leopard jumped out from some tall grass and mauled the frick out of him. The beast let out an earth-shaking howl and pinned M'Mburugu to the ground, scratching the shite out of his chest with its back claws and trying to bite his face off with its gleaming fangs. M'Mburugu tried to free up his panga (Swahili for "big arse machete") so that he could take a good swipe at the creature that was slowly killing him, but then all of a sudden JESUS CHRIST sent a messenger pigeon down to him with a note that read: Dear Daniel, frick the machete.
Just rip this motherfricker's tongue out. Love, God
So Daniel M'Mburugu dropped his machete and shoved his hand into the leopards mouth. The leopard chomped down on his hand, be he totally didn't even give a frick. He just pulled the fricking leopard's tongue out of its head, causing it to die and get totally pwned by a 73 year-old dude. After he was done wrecking the leopard's shite, he told his neighbor to go get him some salt just so that he could rub it into his wounds, pound his chest like Tarzan and prove to everyone that he was the baddest motherfricker in town. Awesome.
LINK to actual story
This post was edited on 3/1/19 at 12:52 pm
Posted on 3/1/19 at 12:49 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
quote:is this a leaping leopard?
leapard
Posted on 3/1/19 at 12:50 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Show me a man dumb enough to fight a tiger to the death and I guarantee you he won't be smart enough to win.
Posted on 3/1/19 at 12:50 pm to TigerstuckinMS
quote:just answer the fricking question pussy
RA'd for spam.
Posted on 3/1/19 at 12:51 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Hopefully after they wack your thread they ban you too for keeping this stupid shite going.
Posted on 3/1/19 at 12:51 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
quote:
just answer the fricking question
Posted on 3/1/19 at 12:51 pm to Open Dore Policy
quote:good thing I'm not talking about tigers then huh dumbass. i swear half the people on this board are high functioning retards
Show me a man dumb enough to fight a tiger to the death and I guarantee you he won't be smart enough to win.
Posted on 3/1/19 at 12:52 pm to Saltwatersoul04
quote:wow when did I frick your wife?
Hopefully after they wack your thread they ban you too for keeping this stupid shite going.
Posted on 3/1/19 at 12:59 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
People always underestimate men in these.
Posted on 3/1/19 at 1:00 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Stop.
Posted on 3/1/19 at 1:00 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
not this shite again
Posted on 3/1/19 at 1:05 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
quote:
Man vs leopard
Bare hands? Leopard everytime.
A knife? Liklihood of winning goes up proportionally with size.
Posted on 3/1/19 at 1:06 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Stahp
Posted on 3/1/19 at 1:08 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
You are one sad, strange little man.
Posted on 3/1/19 at 1:10 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Leopard 10/10
They are crazy fast and strong
They are crazy fast and strong
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