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Man sends Tinder match cover letter with why he's ‘husband material’
Posted on 9/6/18 at 8:30 am
Posted on 9/6/18 at 8:30 am
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Tinder users sometimes despair of cheesy chat up lines or zero effort 'hey, how r u?' approaches, but a woman has been left pleasantly surprised after a user sent her a cover letter detailing why he should be her potential suitor.
Jessica-May Giles, 22, from Lincolnshire had been using the app for a month without finding a single date, but that changed when a man called Mitchell decide to take her bio stating that she 'just wants to find a future husband' seriously.
After asking how he could 'apply', she jokingly told him to email her his 'best covering letter', and was shocked when a 300-word missive dropped in her inbox the next day.
In the detailed letter, Mitchell listed his skills as 'top tea maker', a 'good hair player' and 'good cuddler', alongside stating his name as 'Mitchell Husband Material' and address of '69 Future Love Den'.
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Posted on 9/6/18 at 8:31 am to trom83
Cringe
Posted on 9/6/18 at 8:31 am to trom83
Beta as frick.
Posted on 9/6/18 at 8:31 am to trom83
Would
Posted on 9/6/18 at 8:31 am to trom83
This is one of the most beta and desperate things I’ve ever seen
Posted on 9/6/18 at 8:31 am to trom83
Boo Krewe must not be taking our advice.
Posted on 9/6/18 at 8:31 am to trom83
I'm sure her snatch instantly turned into the Sahara
Posted on 9/6/18 at 8:32 am to trom83
so, did he get the job?
Posted on 9/6/18 at 8:33 am to trom83
Fake.
Publicity stunt to get traffic to her insta
Publicity stunt to get traffic to her insta
This post was edited on 9/6/18 at 8:34 am
Posted on 9/6/18 at 8:33 am to trom83
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Jessica-May Giles, 22, from Lincolnshire had been using the app for a month without finding a single date,
I’m sure she had plenty offers
Posted on 9/6/18 at 8:34 am to The Pirate King
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This is one of the most beta and desperate things I’ve ever seen
good chance it got him laid though
Posted on 9/6/18 at 8:34 am to trom83
This woman's requirements are hilarious too. Not have skinny thighs?
Posted on 9/6/18 at 8:34 am to trom83
I've found using a match's last in an opening message works great 
Posted on 9/6/18 at 8:34 am to trom83
More like Bitchell
Posted on 9/6/18 at 8:35 am to trom83
She was impressed by a poorly written letter in which he essentially fed her words back to her while adding very little.
This post was edited on 9/6/18 at 8:36 am
Posted on 9/6/18 at 8:35 am to slackster
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Boo Krewe must not be taking our advice.
has he posted lately? i hope he's ok and starting to exercise or something
Posted on 9/6/18 at 8:35 am to trom83
Thought it was pretty funny tbh but that guy has too much time on his hands
Posted on 9/6/18 at 8:35 am to trom83
Posted on 9/6/18 at 8:36 am to trom83
This post was edited on 9/6/18 at 8:37 am
Posted on 9/6/18 at 8:38 am to Landmass
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She was impressed by a poorly written letter in which he essentially fed her words back to her while adding very little.
dude might be more crafty than you think, got to have a few tricks in your bag to be a playa
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