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Man returns home, finds naked stranger on couch drinking juice
Posted on 4/19/19 at 3:22 pm
Posted on 4/19/19 at 3:22 pm
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NASHVILLE, Tenn. (AP) - Police say a Tennessee man returned home to find a naked stranger sitting on his couch drinking juice.
WKRN-TV cites a Nashville police report that says the resident summoned officers Wednesday and told them he called out to the stranger, who responded by screaming and dropping the juice.
When officers asked the man to exit the home, they say he did so but was wearing only a T-shirt.
The resident reported the man had consumed ice cream from the home in addition to the juice.
Police took James Wooten, 67, into custody on charges including aggravated burglary. His bail was set at $5,000.
It wasn't immediately clear if Wooten has an attorney.
NASHVILLE, Tenn. (AP) - Police say a Tennessee man returned home to find a naked stranger sitting on his couch drinking juice.
WKRN-TV cites a Nashville police report that says the resident summoned officers Wednesday and told them he called out to the stranger, who responded by screaming and dropping the juice.
When officers asked the man to exit the home, they say he did so but was wearing only a T-shirt.
The resident reported the man had consumed ice cream from the home in addition to the juice.
Police took James Wooten, 67, into custody on charges including aggravated burglary. His bail was set at $5,000.
It wasn't immediately clear if Wooten has an attorney.
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Posted on 4/19/19 at 3:24 pm to DavidTheGnome
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When officers asked the man to exit the home, they say he did so but was wearing only a T-shirt. The resident reported the man had consumed ice cream from the home in addition to the juice.
So he eliminated all the juice.
Posted on 4/19/19 at 3:25 pm to DavidTheGnome
Posted on 4/19/19 at 3:25 pm to DavidTheGnome
Posted on 4/19/19 at 3:26 pm to JustLivinTheDream
Uncanny
Posted on 4/19/19 at 3:27 pm to DavidTheGnome
Posted on 4/19/19 at 3:52 pm to DavidTheGnome
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It wasn't immediately clear if Wooten has an attorney.
This post was edited on 4/19/19 at 3:54 pm
Posted on 4/19/19 at 3:54 pm to northshorebamaman
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northshorebamaman
My thoughts exactly
This post was edited on 4/19/19 at 3:55 pm
Posted on 4/19/19 at 3:55 pm to DavidTheGnome
Obviously, I would have to get a brand new couch. That said, I couldn't sleep or sit on anything comfortably nothing that he was butt-arse naked in my house.
I'd have to get new furniture, bed sheets, towels, etc.
I'd have to get new furniture, bed sheets, towels, etc.
Posted on 4/19/19 at 4:02 pm to DavidTheGnome
Bruh Man has fallen on hard times
Posted on 4/19/19 at 4:04 pm to DavidTheGnome
Snake on a couch.
Posted on 4/19/19 at 4:05 pm to GentleJackJones
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I'd have to get a new home
Posted on 4/19/19 at 4:05 pm to DavidTheGnome
Jesus that mug is going to give me nightmares
Posted on 4/19/19 at 4:39 pm to DavidTheGnome
I thought this was about Chad Kelly.
Posted on 4/19/19 at 5:38 pm to DavidTheGnome
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Uncanny
So hard not to get banned
Posted on 4/19/19 at 5:42 pm to DavidTheGnome
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Police took James Wooten, 67, into custody on charges including aggravated burglary.
Doesn’t seem like the appropriate charge here unless it means something different in Tennessee.
Posted on 4/19/19 at 5:44 pm to DavidTheGnome
Posted on 4/19/19 at 6:01 pm to DavidTheGnome
Reminds me of that part in summer rental where John Candy comes home and finds that guy watching the smurf’s In his bed.
Posted on 4/19/19 at 6:27 pm to DavidTheGnome
I was really expecting this to be in Florida.
Posted on 4/19/19 at 6:36 pm to DavidTheGnome
He looks innocent.
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