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re: Man returns home, finds naked stranger on couch drinking juice

Posted on 4/19/19 at 6:57 pm to
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 4/19/19 at 6:57 pm to
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 4/19/19 at 6:58 pm to
quote:

naked strange


quote:

but was wearing only a T-shirt.



Huh?
Posted by Ron Popeil
Mississippi coast
Member since Nov 2018
767 posts
Posted on 4/19/19 at 10:07 pm to
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Obviously, I would have to get a brand new couch.

Beacause his brains would have been splattered all over it.
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
36111 posts
Posted on 4/19/19 at 10:14 pm to
Posted by danfraz
San Antonio TX
Member since Apr 2008
24550 posts
Posted on 4/19/19 at 10:16 pm to
quote:

a naked stranger sitting on his couch drinking juice



Posted by MasterAbe1
Member since Oct 2016
4995 posts
Posted on 4/19/19 at 10:18 pm to
It’s amazing what meth can do
Posted by bhtigerfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
29411 posts
Posted on 4/19/19 at 10:24 pm to
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It wasn't immediately clear if Wooten has an attorney.



I’m sure this fine upstanding gentleman certainly has an attorney on retainer.
Posted by BurningHeart
Member since Jan 2017
9517 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 7:44 am to



Don't care had juice and ice cream
Posted by chRxis
None of your fricking business
Member since Feb 2008
23492 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 12:24 pm to
so you telling me that you can't sneak into someone's house, sit on their couch naked, and drink all their juice anymore? in america?

Posted by dirtsandwich
AL
Member since May 2016
5127 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 12:43 pm to
What kind of juice?
Posted by KosmoCramer
Member since Dec 2007
76506 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 12:57 pm to
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Doesn’t seem like the appropriate charge here unless it means something different in Tennessee.



Depends what the aggravating circumstances were.

Potentially could be prior convictions that enhanced it, or more likely he had a deadly weapon of some kind.


ETA: Looked it up:

quote:

Aggravated Burglary occurs when a person commits a burglary of a habitation.



So if you burgle an inhabited dwelling, its aggressive buglary.
This post was edited on 4/20/19 at 1:00 pm
Posted by Asharad
Tiamat
Member since Dec 2010
5684 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 1:06 pm to
If this happened in Dallas, all charges would be dropped. The man needed food.
Posted by Asharad
Tiamat
Member since Dec 2010
5684 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 1:08 pm to
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This post was edited on 4/20/19 at 1:09 pm
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa
Member since Aug 2012
13494 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 1:19 pm to


Picture needs "you gonna get raped" shopped onto it.

He is even licking his lips in anticipation.
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
8587 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 1:28 pm to
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Nashville police report that says the resident summoned officers

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