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re: Man returns home, finds naked stranger on couch drinking juice
Posted on 4/19/19 at 6:57 pm to DavidTheGnome
Posted on 4/19/19 at 6:57 pm to DavidTheGnome
Posted on 4/19/19 at 6:58 pm to DavidTheGnome
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naked strange
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but was wearing only a T-shirt.
Huh?
Posted on 4/19/19 at 10:07 pm to GentleJackJones
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Obviously, I would have to get a brand new couch.
Beacause his brains would have been splattered all over it.
Posted on 4/19/19 at 10:16 pm to DavidTheGnome
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a naked stranger sitting on his couch drinking juice
Posted on 4/19/19 at 10:18 pm to DavidTheGnome
It’s amazing what meth can do
Posted on 4/19/19 at 10:24 pm to DavidTheGnome
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It wasn't immediately clear if Wooten has an attorney.
I’m sure this fine upstanding gentleman certainly has an attorney on retainer.
Posted on 4/20/19 at 7:44 am to DavidTheGnome
Don't care had juice and ice cream
Posted on 4/20/19 at 12:24 pm to DavidTheGnome
so you telling me that you can't sneak into someone's house, sit on their couch naked, and drink all their juice anymore? in america?
Posted on 4/20/19 at 12:57 pm to biglego
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Doesn’t seem like the appropriate charge here unless it means something different in Tennessee.
Depends what the aggravating circumstances were.
Potentially could be prior convictions that enhanced it, or more likely he had a deadly weapon of some kind.
ETA: Looked it up:
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Aggravated Burglary occurs when a person commits a burglary of a habitation.
So if you burgle an inhabited dwelling, its aggressive buglary.
This post was edited on 4/20/19 at 1:00 pm
Posted on 4/20/19 at 1:06 pm to DavidTheGnome
If this happened in Dallas, all charges would be dropped. The man needed food.
Posted on 4/20/19 at 1:08 pm to biglego
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This post was edited on 4/20/19 at 1:09 pm
Posted on 4/20/19 at 1:19 pm to DavidTheGnome
Picture needs "you gonna get raped" shopped onto it.
He is even licking his lips in anticipation.
Posted on 4/20/19 at 1:28 pm to DavidTheGnome
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Nashville police report that says the resident summoned officers
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