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Man in leopard-print pajamas found with gerbils in his pants.....

Posted on 7/11/24 at 9:33 pm
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
43337 posts
Posted on 7/11/24 at 9:33 pm
After business break-ins


I just can't. Ohio is truly the Florida of the North.

quote:

COLUMBUS, Ohio — Police had quite a crime scene on their hands in Columbus, Ohio.

They were called after several businesses were broken into, one of which was a pet store where several animals had been freed.

Columbus police said when they arrived at the Petland store, they found an open door and birds, dogs, rabbits, gerbils, and ferrets, all running free, WCMH reported. Several animals were recovered except for a couple of gerbils, ferrets, and rabbits.

“One day, you’re running after a suspect. The next day, you’re running after ferrets and bunnies,” Sgt. Joe Albert told WBNS

Officers found blood at the scene of the break-ins and eventually found the man they said had entered the businesses. Matthew Pancake was found sleeping near another store and inside his pants, they found gerbils, WBNS and WCMH reported.

WSYX said the pajamas were an onsie and the animals were found in the outfit’s pockets.

The gerbils were not hurt.




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Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
43337 posts
Posted on 7/11/24 at 9:34 pm to

quote:

WSYX said the pajamas were an onsie and the animals were found in the outfit’s pockets.


Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
70458 posts
Posted on 7/11/24 at 9:35 pm to
Was wondering what Richard Gere was up to these days.
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
43337 posts
Posted on 7/11/24 at 9:36 pm to
Posted by Z Cavaricci
Member since Jun 2020
1939 posts
Posted on 7/11/24 at 9:38 pm to
Posted by SouthPlains
Member since Jul 2023
1044 posts
Posted on 7/11/24 at 9:38 pm to
Fun fact: the German translation of gerbil is rennmaus
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31243 posts
Posted on 7/11/24 at 10:22 pm to
quote:

Matthew Pancake



Posted by Ash Williams
South of i-10
Member since May 2009
18543 posts
Posted on 7/11/24 at 10:25 pm to
quote:

Officers found blood at the scene of the break-ins and eventually found the man they said had entered the businesses. Matthew Pancake was found sleeping near another store and inside his pants, they found gerbils, WBNS and WCMH reported.



Wow.

I remember when this country used to be free.

Nowadays a man can’t even run around in an animal costume with marsupials stuffed down his pants.


I guess the Boston Tea Party was all for naught.
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
43883 posts
Posted on 7/11/24 at 10:33 pm to
I’ll say this.


The Ohio State Fair in Columbus, OH was the single greatest people watching event that I’ve ever attended, ever. Absolutely amazing.
Posted by adamau
Member since Oct 2020
4233 posts
Posted on 7/11/24 at 11:47 pm to
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
21939 posts
Posted on 7/12/24 at 6:50 am to
Petland stores need to be demolished anyway. The dogs they have are from puppy mills

This guy is a hero
Posted by Butch Baum
Member since Oct 2007
3508 posts
Posted on 7/12/24 at 6:54 am to
Bad Pancake!

Pancake is facing charges of breaking and entering and vandalism.
Posted by AlextheBodacious
Member since Oct 2020
3613 posts
Posted on 7/12/24 at 7:07 am to
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Man in leopard-print pajamas found with gerbils in his pants

Posted by LSUBFA83
Member since May 2012
4047 posts
Posted on 7/12/24 at 7:08 am to
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
13352 posts
Posted on 7/12/24 at 7:12 am to
I’m here just for the headline
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
32638 posts
Posted on 7/12/24 at 7:18 am to
Ferrets are awesome
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
22873 posts
Posted on 7/12/24 at 7:56 am to
How do you sleep with gerbils in your pants?
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
43337 posts
Posted on 7/12/24 at 8:47 am to
Posted by yoshi316
Jennings, La
Member since Jan 2016
180 posts
Posted on 7/12/24 at 10:46 pm to
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It was on “live pd”/“on patrol” tonight.
This post was edited on 7/12/24 at 10:51 pm
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