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re: Man has “sex” with a tree in a busy UK park
Posted on 6/15/23 at 7:05 pm to SingleMalt1973
Posted on 6/15/23 at 7:05 pm to SingleMalt1973
You fricking nailed it imho.
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Posted on 6/15/23 at 7:06 pm to High C
Looks like David the Gnome finally got fed up with not getting any and just started fricking a tree.
Posted on 6/15/23 at 7:07 pm to kmcmah1
Posted on 6/15/23 at 7:07 pm to High C
In other words,a person was having a mental breakdown
Posted on 6/15/23 at 7:08 pm to Godfather1
Posted on 6/15/23 at 7:34 pm to High C
He definitely put his junk in the trunk, and leaves nothing to the imagination.
Posted on 6/15/23 at 7:41 pm to High C
quote:His shirt (from the police report):
Posted on 6/15/23 at 8:01 pm to soccerfüt
Love is love, bigots.
Posted on 6/15/23 at 8:46 pm to High C
That’s one way to”bust a nut.” Am I right?
Posted on 6/15/23 at 8:59 pm to Willie Stroker
quote:
quote:
Id be more concerned about splinters
This is why I only bang maple trees.
Or slippery elms.
Posted on 6/15/23 at 9:28 pm to High C
Top ten overhead comments:
All you ever do, babe, is shake my tree
If she's oak she pokes.
He doesn't mind if you call him Stumpy
...well polished with a home made finish
When the elm is a rocking don't come a knocking
He usually just has sex with his palm
Those squirrels are going to have to move
Seems like a poplar tree
They met on Timber
Are the yew and the gentile a couple now?
All you ever do, babe, is shake my tree
If she's oak she pokes.
He doesn't mind if you call him Stumpy
...well polished with a home made finish
When the elm is a rocking don't come a knocking
He usually just has sex with his palm
Those squirrels are going to have to move
Seems like a poplar tree
They met on Timber
Are the yew and the gentile a couple now?
Posted on 6/15/23 at 9:57 pm to Babewinkelman
quote:
Woodpecker
Ok I laughed
Posted on 6/15/23 at 10:00 pm to bopper50
quote:
One word comes to mind.
Splinter !
I winced.
Posted on 6/15/23 at 10:05 pm to High C
By the way, was it consential?
Posted on 6/15/23 at 10:37 pm to sabbertooth
Looks like he is just stretching, using the tree for balance. Whats the problem? Or is it not a nudist tree park?
Posted on 6/15/23 at 10:48 pm to High C
I have heard of tree huggers but this is a bit much.
Posted on 6/15/23 at 11:07 pm to High C
quote:
Dog yesterday, tree today. Predictions for tomorrow?
Its a good bet the subject will have something in common with BARK.
Posted on 6/16/23 at 12:34 am to LazloHollyfeld
No worse than some of the chicks I fricked
Posted on 6/16/23 at 12:36 am to High C
Posted on 6/16/23 at 2:35 am to bopper50
quote:
One word comes to mind.
Splinter !
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