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Man has “sex” with a tree in a busy UK park
Posted on 6/15/23 at 3:31 pm
Posted on 6/15/23 at 3:31 pm
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Dog yesterday, tree today. Predictions for tomorrow?
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A naked creep was arrested for allegedly kissing, caressing and having passionate “sex” with a tree at a popular public park in England — grossing out onlookers and baffling police.
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The nature freak was caught on camera peeling off his clothes and rubbing passionately against the stump of a conifer in Wiltshire’s Queen Elizabeth Gardens on Tuesday afternoon, cops and witnesses told walesonline.co.uk.
“I was just walking in the park with one of my mates and we saw a man hugging a tree and thought it was interesting. We walked closer and as we did, we saw his trousers down,” said a witness, who shot footage of the incident.
“I started recording and he just started taking off all his clothes and kissing the tree. After I stopped recording, the police turned up and started following the man around then arrested him.’’
Dog yesterday, tree today. Predictions for tomorrow?
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Posted on 6/15/23 at 3:33 pm to High C
Well, he’s got wood.
Posted on 6/15/23 at 3:34 pm to High C
Disgusting - that tree is dead
Posted on 6/15/23 at 3:34 pm to High C
It's like a whole new level for this beloved children's book.
Posted on 6/15/23 at 3:36 pm to High C
One word comes to mind.
Splinter !
Splinter !
Posted on 6/15/23 at 3:37 pm to High C
We now know what kind of nut that tree produces
Posted on 6/15/23 at 3:37 pm to High C
That’s a big pussy willow
Posted on 6/15/23 at 3:37 pm to High C
Giving a tree backshots.
C'mon white folks.
C'mon white folks.
Posted on 6/15/23 at 3:38 pm to High C
Posted on 6/15/23 at 3:39 pm to High C
Woodpecker
Posted on 6/15/23 at 3:41 pm to High C
was that wrong Seinfeld gif incoming
Posted on 6/15/23 at 3:43 pm to High C
the way that tree was leaning, it was asking for it.
Posted on 6/15/23 at 3:44 pm to High C
quote:
he police turned up and started following the man around then arrested him.’’
Pretty cool of them to let him finish
Posted on 6/15/23 at 3:46 pm to High C
Yikes! That would leave a blister!
Posted on 6/15/23 at 3:52 pm to High C
What letter in LGBTQ is this?
Posted on 6/15/23 at 3:58 pm to High C
Can’t park that there, mate!
Posted on 6/15/23 at 3:59 pm to High C
Definitely posts here.
Posted on 6/15/23 at 3:59 pm to kmcmah1
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What letter in LGBTQ is this?
D for Dendrophiliac
Posted on 6/15/23 at 4:01 pm to kmcmah1
Something about wartime, lonely women and cyprus stumps was referenced in a movie long ago but I forget
Posted on 6/15/23 at 4:02 pm to lake chuck fan
Id be more concerned about splinters.
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