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re: Man Dies of Burns Sustained at Easter BBQ

Posted on 4/6/18 at 10:37 am to
Posted by TennesseeFan25
Honolulu
Member since May 2016
8391 posts
Posted on 4/6/18 at 10:37 am to
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“My mom saw the flames out the window and said, ‘Oh look, Grandpa is lighting the barbecue,’” said his granddaughter Mandee Webster. “My aunt turned around and said, ‘No, it’s him that’s on fire.’”


One of those sisters was clearly the favorite child, and it was absolutely warranted in this case. Dumb children are the worst...
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22281 posts
Posted on 4/6/18 at 10:41 am to
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Was it Uncle Gus?


Just roll him around on the ground....He'll be alright.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
62180 posts
Posted on 4/6/18 at 10:43 am to
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Just roll him around on the ground....He'll be alright.


They actually tried to get him to do that. He'd had two knee replacements and told them he couldn't.
Posted by Tactical Insertion
Member since Feb 2011
3205 posts
Posted on 4/6/18 at 10:46 am to
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139229 posts
Posted on 4/6/18 at 10:53 am to
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Was it Uncle Gus?



I'm not cookin a motha frickin brontasaurus burger in this motha fricka
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 4/6/18 at 11:04 am to
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Spanish Fork man died Wednesday after he caught fire during a family barbecue Sunday. 

Larry Webster, 73, fought for his life for nearly three days before succumbing to his injuries Wednesday afternoon at 2:32 p.m. 



Can't believe I'm solving this, but is Larry actually Satan?
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
39241 posts
Posted on 4/6/18 at 11:07 am to
Goonie Gaga gus.
Posted by BillBrosky
Your wife's back door
Member since Mar 2012
2732 posts
Posted on 4/6/18 at 11:16 am to
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73


Meat was aged.
Posted by CaptainJ47
Gonzales
Member since Nov 2007
7863 posts
Posted on 4/6/18 at 11:39 am to
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“He was only on fire for a minute, maybe two minutes at the very most,” Mandee Webster said. “It all happened super fast.”


WHOA
Posted by Blizzard of Chizz
Member since Apr 2012
21617 posts
Posted on 4/6/18 at 12:13 pm to
Was he lighting the coals or was he doing something incredibly stupid like pouring lighter fluid on an already lit pit?
Posted by GeauxDoc
Highland Road
Member since Sep 2010
2827 posts
Posted on 4/6/18 at 12:24 pm to
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He was only on fire for a minute, maybe two minutes at the very most,


Easy for her to say...ONLY....
Posted by lsusteve1
Member since Dec 2004
48456 posts
Posted on 4/6/18 at 12:28 pm to
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He was a retired teacher who taught metal shop at Payson Junior High School. As a teacher, he took special interest and worked closely with kids with special needs, according to his granddaughter. He also won several Teacher of the Year awards.


Damn

I mean, he had a great life BUT that's not a good way to end it.
Posted by White Bear
Homeless
Member since Jul 2014
17815 posts
Posted on 4/6/18 at 12:42 pm to
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quote:Was it Uncle Gus? I'm not cookin a motha frickin brontasaurus burger in this motha fricka
You sombitchs are terrible.
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
108738 posts
Posted on 4/6/18 at 12:49 pm to
Were cigarettes involved in this one?
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
20406 posts
Posted on 4/6/18 at 12:52 pm to
Damnit Speedy. Came here to post this. One of the funniest bits ever.
Posted by Sisyphus
Member since Feb 2014
2011 posts
Posted on 4/6/18 at 2:00 pm to
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Was he lighting the coals or was he doing something incredibly stupid like pouring lighter fluid on an already lit pit?


quote:

“He didn’t do anything wrong. He didn’t pour lighter fluid on it or anything — nothing really stupid. We just want people to know in that split second how things can change. Never put your guard down because it can change so fast.”
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38577 posts
Posted on 4/6/18 at 2:02 pm to
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Sounds like a darwin award recipient.

He was a grandpa so not really.
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