Man dies 8 years later after eating slug

Riveting

Cool thanks

Davidthegnome thread.

Was he sluggish before he died?

Slug waited a long time to finally take his revenge

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Cases of rat lungworm becoming fatal are rare. In the U.S., the disease is most often found in Hawaii, with few cases reported in the continental states. However, in 1993 a boy from New Orleans got infected after eating a snail for a dare. He fell ill a few weeks later—symptoms included muscle aches, stiff neck, vomiting, a headache and a slight fever. After two weeks his symptoms went away without treatment

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Which one of you baws is this?

Almost


One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. Snail bounces off a rock, cracks its shell all to shite, and lands in the grass. Snail lies there dying.

But it doesn't die. It eats some grass. Slowly heals. grows a new shell. And after a while it can crawl again. One day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house. Finally, after a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch. Right then, the man walks out to go to work and sees this snail again. So he says to it, "what the frick's your problem?"

Training day joke.

nice

I think it is safe to say that a US boy > Australian me.