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Man claims he heard penis 'snap' during traumatic injury
Posted on 1/31/19 at 4:02 pm
Posted on 1/31/19 at 4:02 pm
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A man’s traumatic sex injury is getting the viral treatment after he claims he “broke” his penis during intercourse and even heard it snap. Sean Mardsen, of Shropshire, England, shared pictures of his alleged injury, and said his organ quickly swelled to the size of a wine bottle, SWNS reported.
“I heard it snap and I said to Louise straight away that something was wrong,” Mardsen, 48, told the news outlet. “I grabbed hold of it and it just grew and grew. I didn’t think it was going to stop.”
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Mardsen’s partner, Louise Gray, quickly dialed paramedics who took him to Royal Shrewsbury Hospital. Doctors allegedly diagnosed the painter with a penile fracture, and performed an emergency procedure to repair his urethra, SWNS reported.
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“The pain was off the scale,” Mardsen, who said he slipped during intercourse, told SWNS. “It was really excruciating. It came in waves. I could actually see where it had broke and snapped. I knew that I had to go to hospital.”
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Posted on 1/31/19 at 4:03 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
I've never been fricked so hard that my penis broke. Kudos to that guy.
Posted on 1/31/19 at 4:03 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
Which one is the man?
Posted on 1/31/19 at 4:03 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
This actually happens pretty often.
Cowgirl is a dangerous position.
Cowgirl is a dangerous position.
Posted on 1/31/19 at 4:04 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
quote:Yeah, that definitely had to hurt. Ouch!
“I heard it snap and I said to Louise straight away that something was wrong,” Mardsen, 48, told the news outlet. “I grabbed hold of it and it just grew and grew. I didn’t think it was going to stop.”
Posted on 1/31/19 at 4:04 pm to rowbear1922
quote:the one with no/short hair.
Which one is the man?
Posted on 1/31/19 at 4:05 pm to rowbear1922
That is one ugly dude
Posted on 1/31/19 at 4:05 pm to Cosmo
quote:
This actually happens pretty often.
Cowgirl is a dangerous position.
Not broken but I heard and felt a snap..The girl kind of freak until I convinced her I was alright.
Posted on 1/31/19 at 4:06 pm to Cosmo
quote:if you have a little peen
Cowgirl is a dangerous position.
Posted on 1/31/19 at 4:07 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
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Mardsen, 48, told the news outlet. “I grabbed hold of it and it just grew and grew. I didn’t think it was going to stop.”
I've been there, especially in high school. That's of course when they ask you to stand up and do something in front of the class.
Posted on 1/31/19 at 4:09 pm to Pecker
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if you have a little peen
Sometimes a gal gets a bit overzealous and over-humps. I don't like lettin them set the pace.
Posted on 1/31/19 at 4:10 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
Long time ago, a coworker was hooking up with our admin assistant. Cute girl but the crazy scale is now measured in terms of her.
Anyway, he misses a few weeks of work to recovery from an "emergency surgery"
We quizzed him about it and he explained that while the girl was on top going wild, she "popped off and landed on his testicle causing it to explode"
Let that be another lesson why you shouldn't hook up with coworkers. Do you really want to see the girl who popped your nut for the rest of your career?
Anyway, he misses a few weeks of work to recovery from an "emergency surgery"
We quizzed him about it and he explained that while the girl was on top going wild, she "popped off and landed on his testicle causing it to explode"
Let that be another lesson why you shouldn't hook up with coworkers. Do you really want to see the girl who popped your nut for the rest of your career?
This post was edited on 1/31/19 at 4:11 pm
Posted on 1/31/19 at 4:13 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
Even worse is watching the surgical procedure to repair it.
Posted on 1/31/19 at 4:16 pm to Tigeralum2008
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We quizzed him about it and he explained that while the girl was on top going wild, she "popped off and landed on his testicle causing it to explode"
So what actually happens if you legit bust a nut? Is it gone for good? Seems difficult to accomplish through sex though.
Posted on 1/31/19 at 4:16 pm to HempHead
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Sometimes a gal gets a bit overzealous and over-humps. I don't like lettin them set the pace.
you can't lay flat on your back. You gotta lean at an angle against the headboard for leverage so you can control depth my dude It's that no homo power bottom
Posted on 1/31/19 at 4:18 pm to Cosmo
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Cowgirl is a dangerous position.
Maybe, but you can't get pregnant because of gravity.
Posted on 1/31/19 at 4:37 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
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“I grabbed hold of it and it just grew and grew. I didn’t think it was going to stop.”
Posted on 1/31/19 at 4:39 pm to Slagathor
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Maybe, but you can't get pregnant because of gravity.
did we go to high school together?
Posted on 1/31/19 at 4:43 pm to Cosmo
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Cowgirl is a dangerous position.
I’ll take my chances
Posted on 1/31/19 at 5:06 pm to 777Tiger
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did we go to high school together?
I only attended Charm School.
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