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re: Man chops off friend’s penis after losing penis-measuring competition

Posted on 6/7/16 at 12:46 pm to
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
70025 posts
Posted on 6/7/16 at 12:46 pm to
sore loser
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66097 posts
Posted on 6/7/16 at 12:49 pm to
did they measure soft or hard?
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 6/7/16 at 12:51 pm to
I guess he fixed that shite.
Posted by SeauxLeauxHeaux
Member since Mar 2014
528 posts
Posted on 6/7/16 at 12:52 pm to
I do the same whenever i lose a penis contest
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
40971 posts
Posted on 6/7/16 at 12:52 pm to
At least now he can win a medal in girl's track and field in Alaska legitimately.
Posted by htownjeep
Republic of Texas
Member since Jun 2005
7799 posts
Posted on 6/7/16 at 12:53 pm to
Ballsy move.
Posted by airfernando
Member since Oct 2015
15248 posts
Posted on 6/7/16 at 12:53 pm to
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Talk about sore loser.
talk about a sore wiener.
Posted by Restomod
Member since Mar 2012
13493 posts
Posted on 6/7/16 at 12:54 pm to
Not going to lie, was expecting Florida or Alabama
Posted by SaturdayTraditions
Down Seven Bridges Rd
Member since Sep 2015
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Posted on 6/7/16 at 1:05 pm to
Posted by SaturdayTraditions
Down Seven Bridges Rd
Member since Sep 2015
3383 posts
Posted on 6/7/16 at 1:07 pm to
quote:

did they measure soft or hard?


Hard obviously... everyone knows you use an Axe to chop "WOOD"... Sorry, I'll show myself out!
Posted by AUbagman
LA
Member since Jun 2014
11168 posts
Posted on 6/7/16 at 1:07 pm to
Sheesh Russians are some weird people. It baffles me that they seem so proud of being terrible drivers and drunken idiots.
Posted by DonChowder
Sonoma County
Member since Dec 2012
9249 posts
Posted on 6/7/16 at 1:11 pm to
I opened this thinking it had to be either Florida or Russia. Thread text did not disappoint.
Posted by 2smooth
Member since Jan 2015
2777 posts
Posted on 6/7/16 at 1:14 pm to
The ultimate cock block

sometimes being bigger isn't always better in Russia.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66097 posts
Posted on 6/7/16 at 1:17 pm to
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74850 posts
Posted on 6/7/16 at 1:27 pm to
quote:

The man who lost the competition was so enraged that he hacked off his friend’s penis with an axe after hitting him on the head with it first.
The attacker hit the victim in his head with the victim's own penis?

No homo, bro but that's a long dick.





Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
35925 posts
Posted on 6/7/16 at 1:29 pm to
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Man chops off friend’s penis after losing penis-measuring competition


Just one of the many reason why I dont enter dick-measuring contests.
Posted by SmoothOperator96
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Member since Jan 2016
4147 posts
Posted on 6/7/16 at 1:30 pm to
"i" before "e"
It's wiener.
As in
"Wow, the OP sucks a lot of wiener"
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