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Man chops off friend’s penis after losing penis-measuring competition
Posted on 6/7/16 at 12:00 pm
Posted on 6/7/16 at 12:00 pm
Talk about sore loser. Some friend he is.
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A two-day binge drinking session among two friends in Urals in Bashkortostan, Russia, culminated into a fierce argument about the size of their ‘manhoods’. They then proceeded on a penis-measuring competition, and it didn’t end well for the winner. The man who lost the competition was so enraged that he hacked off his friend’s penis with an axe after hitting him on the head with it first.
According to Daily Mail, police spokesperson said, “When words were exhausted, the attacker pulled out an axe and first struck the opponent on the head, then cut off his manhood.
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Posted on 6/7/16 at 12:01 pm to tke857
quote:figures
Russia
Posted on 6/7/16 at 12:01 pm to tke857
"Who's bigger now, comrade?"
Posted on 6/7/16 at 12:01 pm to tke857
Who needs enemies when you have friends like that.
ETA:
I read winner as weeeeiner
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, and it didn’t end well for the winner.
I read winner as weeeeiner
This post was edited on 6/7/16 at 12:02 pm
Posted on 6/7/16 at 12:01 pm to tke857
I bet axe guy wins now.
Posted on 6/7/16 at 12:02 pm to tke857
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They then proceeded on a penis-measuring competition, and it didn’t end well for the weiner.
fify
Posted on 6/7/16 at 12:02 pm to tke857
He shouldn't have taken it so hard.
This post was edited on 6/7/16 at 12:03 pm
Posted on 6/7/16 at 12:03 pm to ForeverLSU02
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Russia
figures
I was thinking this was going to in Florida.
This post was edited on 6/7/16 at 12:04 pm
Posted on 6/7/16 at 12:05 pm to tke857
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When words were exhausted, the attacker pulled out an axe and first struck the opponent on the head, then cut off his manhood.
Posted on 6/7/16 at 12:08 pm to ForeverLSU02
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Russia
figures
Not florida?
Posted on 6/7/16 at 12:11 pm to tke857
I'm currently in Russia. frick this place with an AIDS dick.
Edit: Not sure I can legally say that...
This post was edited on 6/7/16 at 12:12 pm
Posted on 6/7/16 at 12:12 pm to tke857
In Soviet Russia, penis chops you off? 
Posted on 6/7/16 at 12:14 pm to tke857
No reason to get short with the guy
Posted on 6/7/16 at 12:16 pm to ksayetiger
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Russia
figures
Not florida?
Russia: Eurasia's version of Florida.
Posted on 6/7/16 at 12:16 pm to LordSaintly
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currently in Russia. frick this place with an AIDS dick.
Better AIDS dick than chopped off dick
Posted on 6/7/16 at 12:19 pm to tke857
There's a Putin /Obama joke in there somewhere.
Posted on 6/7/16 at 12:20 pm to tke857
We have some Russians who live down the street from us, the dad came over one day fussing about my son being mean to his blah blah blah blah
I could barely understand him - Next time I'm gonna hit him with an axe and cut his penis off
I could barely understand him - Next time I'm gonna hit him with an axe and cut his penis off
Posted on 6/7/16 at 12:21 pm to tonydtigr
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There's a Putin /Obama joke in there somewhere
If Putin was going to cut off an Obama's penis, he'd have more luck going after Michelle.
Posted on 6/7/16 at 12:22 pm to genuineLSUtiger
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"Who's bigger now, comrade?"
Posted on 6/7/16 at 12:44 pm to boddagetta
Never bring a penis to an ax fight.
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