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re: LUNCH THRAY--The "march the 5th be with you" edition

Posted on 3/5/19 at 3:49 pm to
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 3/5/19 at 3:49 pm to
I was really talking about the kitty

I haven’t had one since she died. They’re a lot of work.
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
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Posted on 3/5/19 at 3:51 pm to
im not really a fan of overly glossy eye shadow
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
114454 posts
Posted on 3/5/19 at 3:52 pm to
sweet baby, they should make edible makeup...i would lick you like you've never been licked before without the fear of poisoning myself, yet again.
Posted by HoustonChick86
Catalina Wine Mixer
Member since Dec 2009
59320 posts
Posted on 3/5/19 at 3:54 pm to
How do you feel about lots of eyeliner?
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 3/5/19 at 3:54 pm to
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How much lipstick do you eat in a year and over your lifetime? There is speculation among some of the cosmetic related websites that women who wear lipstick ingest anywhere from four pounds during her lifetime, up to one pound per year
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
LA
Member since Jun 2007
71689 posts
Posted on 3/5/19 at 3:56 pm to
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
86142 posts
Posted on 3/5/19 at 4:00 pm to
quote:

I was really talking about the kitty

So was I.
quote:

I haven’t had one since she died. They’re a lot of work.

See, I think the exact opposite. Look, I love dogs more than anything. But cats are so low maintenance. Just put food and water in a bowl, and you can leave them for days.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122522 posts
Posted on 3/5/19 at 4:00 pm to
quote:

Is this knowledge for your personal benefit.




You picked up on that pretty easy.
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
117554 posts
Posted on 3/5/19 at 4:00 pm to
Glossy?

I love a shimmer
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
114454 posts
Posted on 3/5/19 at 4:00 pm to
hc86, do not drink kahlua & coffee on a plane...i looked like a gat damn track star dashing to the blue water potty 15 times during a 2 hour flight from dallas to vegas...sheesh
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122522 posts
Posted on 3/5/19 at 4:01 pm to
Was? What happened to her? Those are some pretty cats.
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
117554 posts
Posted on 3/5/19 at 4:01 pm to
Chick, it’s got to be black. And not blended in any way.










Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135024 posts
Posted on 3/5/19 at 4:01 pm to
quote:

It makes you seem angry


Why would it make me seem angry if I said, say, that I’d swim through a pond full of leeches just to hear Emma Stone fart through a telephone? It’s hyperbole. Not angry.



And I make up such extreme shite to tell you because it’s funny. I just make up more and More outlandish scenario because it amuses me.

Like if I told you I hope you went on a trip to the Amazon, then fell off the boat and they threw you a life ring but by the time they pulled you out piranas would have eaten your spindly legs.

It’s absurdity, i’m Not really angry. But you are annoying and your stories are drivel
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 3/5/19 at 4:01 pm to
quote:

, I think the exact opposite.


I’m sorry. That cat was a lot of maintenance.
Dogs are but they’re so much more lovable.
Posted by HoustonChick86
Catalina Wine Mixer
Member since Dec 2009
59320 posts
Posted on 3/5/19 at 4:02 pm to
I don't normally drink on planes because I don't want to use their bathrooms.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 3/5/19 at 4:03 pm to
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I don't want to use their bathrooms.

it's okay, they use the same rags to wipe down the tray tables as they do the lavs
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 3/5/19 at 4:03 pm to
quote:

. And not blended in any way.


Don’t forget smeared
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
114454 posts
Posted on 3/5/19 at 4:03 pm to
bella, for the record i was never talking about your pet cat...i was in fact talking about your pussy.
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
86142 posts
Posted on 3/5/19 at 4:03 pm to
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Dogs are but they’re so much more lovable.


In general, I 100% agree. I think I just got lucky in finding an affectionate stray cat who hit the lottery, and BEGF has 2 stupid mutts that bug the shite out of me, so the cat seems better.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
197881 posts
Posted on 3/5/19 at 4:04 pm to
you have anger issues baw
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