re: LUNCH THRAY--The "march the 5th be with you" edition

if you really want my advice on how to NOT BE CREEPY

lemme tell you what IS creepy and why


Darth and chris are creepy when they post "Babe" threads.
Its attention seeking ( like if i want to see pics of hot chicks on the internet I can find em easily enough) but posting those pics like theyre some sort of expert of hot women is sad

when Ive posted babe threads,, it was usually Babe the pig or Babe Ruth,, thats hysterical, chicks dig that.


Posting sex stories, Like how big it is, or how you've satisfied so many women with your S&M skillz or rubber sheets

who cares? seriously if youre good at sex you dont need to post about it on a message board full of a bunch of dudes.

Like Earl Campbell said when asked why he just hands the football to the Ref after a touchdown

"act like youve been there before"


Women have developed pretty good instincts on who's a creeper and who's a funny flirt. Its a necessity given the number of sexual deviants who want to tie women up



also it helps to not be fat and or unattractive ( so youre fricked)

hot dudes like me can get away with almost anything, cause these horny bitches want it

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And yeah I have posted graphic stories that were satire. My Brand of posted humor is much more suited to men than women.

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we have a soccer board

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And I make up such extreme shite to tell you because it’s funny. I just make up more and More outlandish scenario because it amuses me.

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if I said, say, that I’d swim through a pond full of leeches just to hear Emma Stone fart through a telephone?

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If it's just the boys and yall are bullshitting around then that's fine. But it also comes off as if you are trying too hard because anyone can come up with something "i'd moonwalk across a piranha pond filled with razor blades just to........."

"I'd doggy paddle through alligator bayou with a pork loin tied to each testical just to.."

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And I make up such extreme shite to tell you because it’s funny. I just make up more and More outlandish scenario because it amuses me.

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Extreme isn't always funny. Like any humor it's about delivery. There is "freestyling" and then there is freestyling. If you truly wait until that moment to come up with something, you haven't thought of a delivery. You just plugging it in and hoping it works.

You have to think of stuff ahead of time, figure out exactly how to say it to make it work and when the moment comes, you spit it out.

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Darth and chris are creepy when they post "Babe" threads.

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Is it creepy when Darth does it? Absolutely.

I do it because it's the only time I start a thread and the upvotes are more than the downvotes.

Just caught up. Skills I wasnt aware Maximus outed me lol. So obviously it wasn't an issue for me.