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re: LUNCH THRAY---The "tale of two frayday l-thrays" no porn edition
Posted on 6/26/17 at 1:26 pm to SuperSaint
Posted on 6/26/17 at 1:26 pm to SuperSaint
quote:
What the frick kind of question is that on a message board?
yeah u right....look what happened when i called meatloaf's work and also when i called the texas rangers about b-mac.
i can be such a da at times.
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Posted on 6/26/17 at 1:26 pm to SuperSaint
Wherever it is he isnt given much responsibility
Posted on 6/26/17 at 1:27 pm to SuperSaint
Posted on 6/26/17 at 1:32 pm to Sampson
Where ya working these days Sampson?
Posted on 6/26/17 at 1:36 pm to Scooba
Federally contracted to solve complex business problems for large multi-national corporations
Posted on 6/26/17 at 1:37 pm to Skillet
Thanks Skilly
Everything I do
I do it for you
Everything I do
I do it for you
Posted on 6/26/17 at 1:39 pm to SuperSaint
quote:
What the frick kind of question is that on a message board?
You ask me questions that "cross the line" more than me asking you where are you working these days.
quote:
Where is your place of employment these days Wheels?
Wal-mart greeter.
Posted on 6/26/17 at 1:46 pm to OweO
quote:
Wal-mart greeter.
what do you do when a customer walks/rolls in and the cart/buggy is stuck to another cart/buggy and the customer is trying like a m'fer but can't unloosen them?
Posted on 6/26/17 at 1:48 pm to OWLFAN86
quote:
Thanks Skilly
Everything I do
I do it for you
owl, i know it's true
everything you do
you do it for me
Posted on 6/26/17 at 1:52 pm to Skillet
2 syllables shy of a haiku
Posted on 6/26/17 at 1:54 pm to Skillet
chris greeting someone at Wal Mart
Hey how are you today ?
I'm good are you here to shop
I'm not shopping today I'm working .
I had another job once before and I was the best at my job. My other job was owner of a lsu sports themed website but we had to shut it down.
Because Paige posted nudes.
Once me and my friend got into a fight and I punched a guy in his knee cap. And he flipped my chair and my friends told him to stop
My friend's name ???
Uh
Larry and Dave and another Larry
Welcome.to wal mart enjoy your shop lifting
Hey how are you today ?
I'm good are you here to shop
I'm not shopping today I'm working .
I had another job once before and I was the best at my job. My other job was owner of a lsu sports themed website but we had to shut it down.
Because Paige posted nudes.
Once me and my friend got into a fight and I punched a guy in his knee cap. And he flipped my chair and my friends told him to stop
My friend's name ???
Uh
Larry and Dave and another Larry
Welcome.to wal mart enjoy your shop lifting
Posted on 6/26/17 at 1:55 pm to ThatMakesSense
quote:
2 syllables shy of a haiku
fric ku
Posted on 6/26/17 at 1:55 pm to OweO
quote:you being serious?
You ask me questions that "cross the line" more than me asking you where are you working these days.
Where are all these questions I'm asking of you to put business like where you working?
Com'on Wheels, after people on here calling others places of employment and stuff?
Posted on 6/26/17 at 1:57 pm to Skillet
quote:
what do you do when a customer walks/rolls in and the cart/buggy is stuck to another cart/buggy and the customer is trying like a m'fer but can't unloosen them?
I just look at them and say "what the frick you want me to do about it?"
Posted on 6/26/17 at 1:57 pm to Skillet
skillet, how rude of you
to tell me to frick off
I have a blue shoe
to tell me to frick off
I have a blue shoe
Posted on 6/26/17 at 1:58 pm to OweO
Do you help the high school kids pushing the buggies back in at night with your motorscooter?
This post was edited on 6/26/17 at 1:59 pm
Posted on 6/26/17 at 1:59 pm to SuperSaint
True story, I was a Wal Mart Greeter for one day, about two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. I said pleasantly, “Good morning and welcome to Walmart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?’
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, “Hell no, they ain’t twins. The oldest one is 9, and the other one is 7. Why the hell would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?”
So I replied, “I’m neither blind nor stupid, ma’am. I just couldn’t believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Walmart.”
My supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work.
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, “Hell no, they ain’t twins. The oldest one is 9, and the other one is 7. Why the hell would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?”
So I replied, “I’m neither blind nor stupid, ma’am. I just couldn’t believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Walmart.”
My supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work.
Posted on 6/26/17 at 2:01 pm to tgrbaitn08
True Story II
Yesterday I was at Wal-Mart buying a large bag of 'Ol Roy dog chow and was in the checkout line when the woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had? I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the 'Ol Roy Diet again.
I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with 'Ol Roy nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry.
The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's butt and a car hit us both.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Wal-Mart won't let me shop there anymore.
Yesterday I was at Wal-Mart buying a large bag of 'Ol Roy dog chow and was in the checkout line when the woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had? I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the 'Ol Roy Diet again.
I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with 'Ol Roy nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry.
The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's butt and a car hit us both.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Wal-Mart won't let me shop there anymore.
Posted on 6/26/17 at 2:02 pm to tgrbaitn08
quote:
Are you blind, or just stupid?”
So even a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman questions how stupid you are huh?
Posted on 6/26/17 at 2:09 pm to OweO
How often does your mom.shop at Walmart?
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