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Low Carb Drunkenness.

Posted on 3/3/17 at 9:38 pm
Posted by LakeViewLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2009
17730 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 9:38 pm
A 12 pack of Michelob Ultra is only 31.2 Carbs.

A 375 ml Jim Beam is only 0 Carbs.

Coke 0 is also 0 strangely enough.

ETA: Also, If you drink a Michelob Ultra inbetween your Beam drinks, it will prevent a hangover.


Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
132614 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 9:39 pm to
K
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49696 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 9:39 pm to
Betty Ford clinic will prevent a hangover as well.
Posted by LakeViewLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2009
17730 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 9:40 pm to
quote:

K


Makes you feel like you're walking in a swamp.
Posted by aVatiger
Water
Member since Jan 2006
27967 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 9:40 pm to
I like beer and wangs because I'm a goddamn man, baw.
Posted by tunechi
Member since Jun 2009
10578 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 9:42 pm to
Wangs can be low carb, baw
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
39643 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 9:44 pm to
If you're worried about carbs while you're drinking i feel sorry for you
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138834 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 9:44 pm to
But alcohol lowers your blood sugar
Posted by im4LSU
Hattiesburg, MS
Member since Aug 2004
34529 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 9:44 pm to
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
39643 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 9:45 pm to
also Jim beam and michelob? GTFO
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
30010 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 9:46 pm to
Better be him beam extra aged
Posted by LakeViewLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2009
17730 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 9:47 pm to
quote:

i feel sorry for you


How does that make you feel?
Posted by Ash Williams
South of i-10
Member since May 2009
18563 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 9:48 pm to
quote:

A 375 ml Jim Beam is only 0 Carbs.


All whiskies are 0 carbs

Stop slumming it with beam
Posted by im4LSU
Hattiesburg, MS
Member since Aug 2004
34529 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 10:01 pm to
quote:

Michelob Ultra




quote:

Jim Beam


Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 10:01 pm to
Mich ultra is for women you pussy
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 10:02 pm to
I drink straight bourbon. Be a fricking man.
Posted by LakeViewLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2009
17730 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 10:05 pm to
quote:

I drink straight bourbon. Be a fricking man.


Not Jim Beam.

Im too poor for better shite. Cut me some slack.
This post was edited on 3/3/17 at 10:06 pm
Posted by OldHickory
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2012
10863 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 10:21 pm to
Miller Lite is only half a carb more and you don't have to drink it through your vagina.
Posted by LakeViewLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2009
17730 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 10:42 pm to
I like the taste of MU better actually.

Its a more full bodied beer.
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
50016 posts
Posted on 3/3/17 at 10:45 pm to
If your worried calories just get you some Moonshine.
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