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Lost Texas hikers hide in tree from 'feral pig' - NOT PIG
Posted on 7/4/19 at 7:17 am
Posted on 7/4/19 at 7:17 am
IDIOTS
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The hiker had reported that an animal had been following her and growling, so she climbed a tree for safety.
She urged him to please hurry because an animal she believed to be a wild pig was nearby and growling
She warned the officer that the pig was still close by, and she heard it just a few minutes before he arrived. Shortly after that, the officer heard a car drive over the rumble strips nearby on Galm Road and watched as the woman’s body language immediately changed.
He explained it was only cars crossing rumble strips on the road nearby. Embarrassed by the misperceived threat, the lost hikers were reassured by the officer that the unknown can be scary and their reaction surprisingly common.
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The hiker had reported that an animal had been following her and growling, so she climbed a tree for safety.
She urged him to please hurry because an animal she believed to be a wild pig was nearby and growling
She warned the officer that the pig was still close by, and she heard it just a few minutes before he arrived. Shortly after that, the officer heard a car drive over the rumble strips nearby on Galm Road and watched as the woman’s body language immediately changed.
He explained it was only cars crossing rumble strips on the road nearby. Embarrassed by the misperceived threat, the lost hikers were reassured by the officer that the unknown can be scary and their reaction surprisingly common.
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Posted on 7/4/19 at 7:19 am to The Torch
Posted on 7/4/19 at 7:23 am to The Torch
This is up there with the police tranqing "garbage bear".
Posted on 7/4/19 at 7:39 am to The Torch
Haha. Rumble strips?
Posted on 7/4/19 at 7:43 am to Pectus
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Rumble strips?
Drunk bumps?
Posted on 7/4/19 at 7:51 am to The Torch
Did she think that animals had perfect vibrato and would repeat an outburst 4 times and only 4 times as a growl?
Posted on 7/4/19 at 8:11 am to The Torch
Bravo zulu Texas....
Posted on 7/4/19 at 8:11 am to Pectus
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Did she think that animals had perfect vibrato
Upvote for incorporating the word vibrato into a story about imaginary swine.
Posted on 7/4/19 at 8:33 am to The Torch
Just. Wow...... 
Posted on 7/4/19 at 8:37 am to Pectus
Apparently changing its grunt tone wasn’t that pigs forte.
Posted on 7/4/19 at 9:11 am to The Torch
Posted on 7/4/19 at 9:20 am to The Torch
I’ll say it.
Dumb bitch
Dumb bitch
Posted on 7/4/19 at 9:22 am to The Torch
This is what happens when you live your life with your nose buried in FB and IG....so detached from reality.
Posted on 7/4/19 at 10:53 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Let us not forget urban or suburban living with ever present ear buds
Posted on 7/4/19 at 11:04 am to The Torch
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the lost hikers were reassured by the officer that the unknown can be scary and their reaction surprisingly common.
Deep thoughts at a time when a hearty laugh would have been reasonable.
Posted on 7/4/19 at 11:12 am to Pectus
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Rumble strips?
...on the first episode of the newly revived "Rumble & Johnson" radio program.
Posted on 7/4/19 at 11:36 am to USMEagles
It is obvious the cop is hiding the existence of man-bear-pig, which this woman was most definitely being stalked by.
Posted on 7/4/19 at 12:28 pm to The Torch
shite gets weird in the wilderness. Ask Jimmy Carter about the killer-swimming-rabbits!
This post was edited on 7/4/19 at 12:29 pm
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