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re: Los Angeles Marathon will award finisher medals to those who complete 18 miles
Posted on 3/6/26 at 9:47 pm to Oates Mustache
Posted on 3/6/26 at 9:47 pm to Oates Mustache
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Only for idiots that didn't train. If you can't run in the low 70's with low humidity, stay your arse home and eat cheetos.
I doubt half the people in this thread can even run a 5k
Posted on 3/6/26 at 9:49 pm to Archives
LA knows how to troll rednecks
Posted on 3/6/26 at 9:54 pm to 632627
What does that have to do with my point? If you train properly, you can adapt to weather. Go look at Miami Marathon and Boston Marathon as examples of crazy weather.
50's to 70's, and sunny? Oh no! It's death incarnate!
50's to 70's, and sunny? Oh no! It's death incarnate!
Posted on 3/6/26 at 10:04 pm to Archives
Now that's some sissy shite. The running boom we're going through has been nice in some regards, but man it's attracted some absolute losers to the sport too.
Posted on 3/6/26 at 10:10 pm to 777Tiger
quote:You think Scruffy won medals?
don't you have a trophy case full of those from your NI Catholic High days???
Posted on 3/6/26 at 10:12 pm to Scruffy
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You think Scruffy won medals?
yanking your chain as usual, how are you and yours, baw?
Posted on 3/6/26 at 10:15 pm to Archives
Not counting trips up and down a basketball court….if you added up the total distance I have run in my entire life, I doubt it would total 18 miles.
Posted on 3/6/26 at 10:21 pm to Kingshakabooboo
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Not counting trips up and down a basketball court….if you added up the total distance I have run in my entire life, I doubt it would total 18 miles.
I played football, basketball, and baseball in hs, even a little track. good thing about that was no preseason conditioning, with the exception of August two a days, just go from one game to the next, but I used to watch the basketball team out on the track while at football practice, they spent more time running on the track than in the gym
Posted on 3/6/26 at 10:47 pm to 777Tiger
quote:All good, bro.
yanking your chain as usual, how are you and yours, baw?
Daughter getting too big too fast.
How about you?
Posted on 3/6/26 at 11:10 pm to LegendInMyMind
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If I run 18 miles, dammit......I better get something.
Don't worry, you'll still get blisters & chafing.
How many OTers can run 8.2 miles?? That's what's being shortchanged. This is just pathetic
Posted on 3/6/26 at 11:34 pm to Ingeniero
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Now that's some sissy shite
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The running boom we're going through has been nice in some regards, but man it's attracted some absolute losers to the sport too.
This is the literal elephant in the room. Fatties doing runDisney races have started to invade these other events, and now the organizers are catering to them because of the almighty $.
Disney gives you a finisher medal even if you get swept by the balloon ladies at mile 1.
I've even seen fatties on Facebook asking to buy a medal that they DNFd at a runDisney race. That shite is pathetic.
I saw a woman on Facebook called the fat black chef or something like that. She walks marathons and because some of them just let you finish whenever, she twerks big chunks of it. It's really strange.
Edit, found her name, it's the Running Fat Chef. Seriously, go look her up. She isn't running anywhere.
This post was edited on 3/6/26 at 11:38 pm
Posted on 3/7/26 at 12:17 am to athenslife101
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In my option, this is probably to mitigate people pushing themselves to much and getting injured or having heat stroke which really causes an issue for the event
Then stay on your couch pussy. Don't sign up for a marathon if you can’t at least walk across the finish line before the sun goes down.
Posted on 3/7/26 at 4:15 am to rintintin
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There are thousands of marathons every year. Many in much more difficult climates than what's expected here.
Try to rationalize all you want, it's pure pussiness
100% this
Posted on 3/7/26 at 4:34 am to Archives
Participation trophies for everyone
Posted on 3/7/26 at 4:35 am to Archives
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marathoners who are “having a tough day” can take a turn at mile 18, head to the finish line early, and still collect a finisher medal.

This post was edited on 3/7/26 at 4:37 am
Posted on 3/7/26 at 5:34 am to athenslife101
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The battle of marathon happened. The Athenians won. So they sent a runner to tell the Greeks in Athens that they won but the Persian fleet was still running. The distance between Athens and Marathon is exactly how long a Marathon is
According to legend, the Greek messenger Pheidippides ran from Marathon to Athens in 490 BCE to announce the victory over the Persians, cried out "We have won!" (or "Nike!"), and immediately collapsed and died from exhaustion.
Posted on 3/7/26 at 5:36 am to Archives
True definition of participation trophy.
Posted on 3/7/26 at 7:07 am to Archives
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Los Angeles
that explains it.
Posted on 3/7/26 at 7:10 am to athenslife101
I mean this with with all due respect, but you're fricking retarded.
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