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Posted on 7/30/23 at 8:51 am to Doofus
Y’all need to lock the door.
Posted on 7/30/23 at 8:51 am to Doofus
Your wife does not sound smart. Your five year old should not even know what sex is.
Posted on 7/30/23 at 8:51 am to Doofus
You ain't living until you walk in on your parents and see your mother like that.
Posted on 7/30/23 at 8:51 am to Doofus
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mom riding reverse cowgirl

Posted on 7/30/23 at 9:00 am to Doofus
Doofus and doofus jr names appropriate
Posted on 7/30/23 at 9:02 am to Doofus
How will the film crew get in and out if the door is locked?
Posted on 7/30/23 at 9:05 am to Doofus
Sounds like your wife is a weirdo that wants your daughter to catch y'all doing the deed.
File for divorce and seek full custody.
In the meantime I'll contact children's services.
File for divorce and seek full custody.
In the meantime I'll contact children's services.
Posted on 7/30/23 at 9:10 am to Doofus
Your wife is trying to get out of the awkward reverse cowgirl thing you are trying to do to spice up your sex life.
Posted on 7/30/23 at 9:12 am to Doofus
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She thinks that if our daughter wakes up and comes to our room and the door is locked it will be obvious what we are doing.
To a 5 year old????
My wife double and triple checks it to ensure it’s locked

Posted on 7/30/23 at 9:13 am to Doofus
The real question is how you managed to keep having sex after you are married!
Posted on 7/30/23 at 9:16 am to Doofus
Lol. Lock the door. She is absolutely wrong.
Posted on 7/30/23 at 9:35 am to Doofus
Lock your daughter's door then you can have sex all over the house.
Posted on 7/30/23 at 11:09 am to Eurocat
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How will the film crew get in and out if the door is locked?
Plot twist, dad is the film crew

Posted on 7/30/23 at 11:13 am to Doofus
I think it’s safe to lock the door for 26 seconds
Posted on 7/30/23 at 11:15 am to Doofus
Why else do bedroom doors have locks?
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