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Little white lies you tell your SO

Posted on 3/16/18 at 9:05 am
Posted by Roadkill Gumbo
Covington
Member since Sep 2017
318 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 9:05 am
My wife can cook if she takes her time, but if she gets in a rush for whatever reason, Lord help me. Yesterday afternoon was one of those times she got in a rush, she was already lagging behind getting ready to go to work (nightshift RN) and in the process she overcooked some pork chops. The chops was so tough that I thought I was going to have to break out my hacksaw. She texted me later to see if I liked the pork chops, I told her everything was good, because I didn't want to hurt her feelings by telling her the truth.

What say OT?
Posted by ell_13
Member since Apr 2013
84937 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 9:06 am to
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 9:06 am to
If I drop a deuce and smell up the bathroom I tell my kids it was their mom
Posted by TechDawg2007
Bawville
Member since Nov 2007
32249 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 9:07 am to
Pics, motherfricker, post them
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27321 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 9:07 am to
That the front is better than the back.

Don't get me wrong, it'll make my head spin, but.... Butt.
Posted by GeauxGoose
Nonya
Member since Dec 2006
2510 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 9:09 am to
That my finger slipping into her butthole was by mistake ..........it wasn't, I knew....I knew
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48274 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 9:11 am to
That's what 8 inches feels like.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120123 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 9:13 am to
I love you
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32699 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 9:14 am to
quote:

That the front is better than the back.

Don't get me wrong, it'll make my head spin, but.... Butt.


I don't get the obsession with anal on here. The vagina is clearly the better hole.
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
21692 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 9:14 am to
That I love spending time with her family whenever they visit or we go there
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
21692 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 9:15 am to
That I would rather sit at home watching HGTV with her then head out to a bar with the guys to watch some March Madness
Posted by LSUSkip
Central, LA
Member since Jul 2012
17489 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 9:18 am to
that she doesn't look like she has gained much weight.

I don't know how much, but it's pretty evident.
Posted by OlGrandad
Member since Oct 2009
3471 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 9:19 am to
Gosh no, those jeans don't make you look fat.
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 9:21 am to
I don't know know what I'd do without you.
Posted by lsu2006
BR
Member since Feb 2004
39978 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 9:22 am to
quote:

That I would rather sit at home watching HGTV with her then head out to a bar with the guys to watch some March Madness


Hahaha CHICKS am I right fellas? Man I frickin hate them
Posted by ell_13
Member since Apr 2013
84937 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 9:24 am to
Is that what you got from his response? That he hates women?
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
66624 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 9:24 am to
i see no issues with it.

90% of what my wife cooks, i really like. 10% nah, but I tell her it was pretty good or "yeah, that was a good change". I just make sure not to rave about it and to rave about the things i really do like that she cooks. That way she continues to cook for me.
This post was edited on 3/16/18 at 9:26 am
Posted by the LSUSaint
Member since Nov 2009
15444 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 9:25 am to
I tell her the truth...why lie? Pork chops are hard to do right if you don't pay attention...they dry out and toughen uo....I'm sure she knows this since she ate some of them. So all she really was doing was seeing if you would lie to her...and you did.

You're fricked
Posted by lsu2006
BR
Member since Feb 2004
39978 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 9:26 am to
quote:

That he hates women?

No but i do I wanna hang with the fellas and watch some BALL NOne of that HGTV bullcrap
Posted by Brazos
Member since Oct 2013
20354 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 9:26 am to
Anal sex being taboo is one reason. The butt hole being really tight is another.
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