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re: Lions are queer? Who'd a thunk it?
Posted on 4/17/16 at 5:38 pm to Charlie Arglist
Posted on 4/17/16 at 5:38 pm to Charlie Arglist
Can't judge, they like pussies too.
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Posted on 4/17/16 at 5:45 pm to Pectus
the thing with gay people that baffles me is they want us to believe its natural and should be accepted which I dont mind, I dont hate them or anything, but the reality is if its natural well then what would happen to our world population if we were all day, it would decline sharply bc babies aren't born from gay sex.
Posted on 4/17/16 at 5:48 pm to Charlie Arglist
Actually, this is old news. I found this out many years ago when I first saw "The Wizard of Oz" and heard the lion sing:
Yeh, it's sad, believe me, Missy
When you're born to be a sissy
Without the vim and verve
But I could change my habits
Never more be scared of rabbits
If I only had the nerve
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just an awful dandy-lion
A fate I don't deserve
Yeh, it's sad, believe me, Missy
When you're born to be a sissy
Without the vim and verve
But I could change my habits
Never more be scared of rabbits
If I only had the nerve
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just an awful dandy-lion
A fate I don't deserve
Posted on 4/17/16 at 6:40 pm to IonaTiger
quote:
Actually, this is old news. I found this out many years ago when I first saw "The Wizard of Oz" and heard the lion sing:
Yeh, it's sad, believe me, Missy
When you're born to be a sissy
Without the vim and verve
But I could change my habits
Never more be scared of rabbits
If I only had the nerve
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just an awful dandy-lion
A fate I don't deserve
False, these lions are courageous.
Posted on 4/17/16 at 7:20 pm to Charlie Arglist
Gay guys walks into bar. He has a lion on a leash.
The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind in here."
The gay guy, very offended, says to the bartender "You pour me a drink or I will turn my lion loose on you."
The bartender, unfazed, tells the gay guy "You can do anything you want, but like I said, we don't serve your kind here."
The gay guy, completely incensed, takes the lion off of the leash and says to lion "Get him, Claw!"
The lion then jumps across the bar, pins the bartender against the back wall, looks him in the eyes and says "Roarzie, Roarzie!"
The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind in here."
The gay guy, very offended, says to the bartender "You pour me a drink or I will turn my lion loose on you."
The bartender, unfazed, tells the gay guy "You can do anything you want, but like I said, we don't serve your kind here."
The gay guy, completely incensed, takes the lion off of the leash and says to lion "Get him, Claw!"
The lion then jumps across the bar, pins the bartender against the back wall, looks him in the eyes and says "Roarzie, Roarzie!"
Posted on 4/17/16 at 7:41 pm to Charlie Arglist
So now can we go back and charge the dude that killed Cecil with a hate crime?
Posted on 4/17/16 at 7:49 pm to Charlie Arglist
Well.. they ARE animals...
Posted on 4/17/16 at 8:01 pm to Duzz
Posted on 4/17/16 at 8:07 pm to Charlie Arglist
If no coitus, it's just a massage.
Posted on 4/17/16 at 8:13 pm to saint amant steve
quote:
an evolutionary characteristic meant to hinder overpopulation.
Are you saying that lions are becoming overpopulated? I thought they were on the verge of extinction -- if they're not, then why did everyone raise hell about that dentist who killed "Fred" or whatever that lion's name was?
Posted on 4/17/16 at 8:16 pm to RDOtiger
quote:
Fred" or whatever that lion's name was
Cedric the Super famous lion.
Pretty much everyone knew about him
Posted on 4/18/16 at 2:51 am to Charlie Arglist
It's a gay pride parade.
Posted on 4/18/16 at 4:15 am to dbeck
Suck that tiger dick, bitch!
Posted on 4/18/16 at 4:56 am to Charlie Arglist
Thiunk???
This post was edited on 6/8/20 at 10:56 pm
Posted on 4/18/16 at 7:54 am to Charlie Arglist
It's not homosexual behavior. Lions (brothers) bond in coalitions and prides. Mock mating is a display of dominance not gheyness.
This post was edited on 4/18/16 at 8:01 am
Posted on 4/18/16 at 8:07 am to foshizzle
quote:
If a male lion wanted to PIIMB I doubt there's very much I could do about it.
Unless you put it in his first.
Posted on 4/18/16 at 8:58 am to Charlie Arglist
Are STDs a problem among lion populations, straight or gay?
Posted on 4/18/16 at 5:31 pm to Reservoir dawg
quote:
It's not homosexual behavior. Lions (brothers) bond in coalitions and prides. Mock mating is a display of dominance not gheyness.
LOL, okay there champ.
I'm sure that's what you call it, but putting your dick in another guy's arse is gay.
Another guy's dick in your arse means you're really gay.
But not as gay as your cop-out explanations.
Posted on 4/18/16 at 5:33 pm to saint amant steve
quote:
Among certain animal species its thought to be an evolutionary characteristic meant to hinder overpopulation.
Too bad it doesnt work that way in humans.
Posted on 4/18/16 at 5:40 pm to Charlie Arglist
When is Westboro Baptist booking their trip to the Serengeti?
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