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Life revolves around black holes - atoms are held together by microscopic black h

Posted on 1/5/18 at 12:53 pm
Posted by theunknownknight
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Posted on 1/5/18 at 12:53 pm
This leads to two compelling conclusions:

1. Quantum tunneling is an illusion - electrons are merely entering and exiting the black holes of the proton transversing dimensions (this explains crushes and infatuations) and “reappearing” simultaneously

2. We have enough atomic energy in each of our bodies to destroy the universe.

Conclusion: By the power of grayskull, you have the power

Don’t waste it. Search for its true purpose
Posted by rondo
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Posted on 1/5/18 at 12:54 pm to
I want to like this post but I just don't
Posted by SEClint
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Posted on 1/5/18 at 12:54 pm to
3. If everyone has it, it's balanced out and therefore obsolete.
Posted by The Great McGinty
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Posted on 1/5/18 at 12:55 pm to
You have any left? I'd like a toke!
Posted by theunknownknight
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Posted on 1/5/18 at 12:55 pm to
Don’t be afraid. Embrace your power.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
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Posted on 1/5/18 at 12:57 pm to
quote:

Life revolves around pink holes
Posted by SwampTrash
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Posted on 1/5/18 at 12:57 pm to
I've never been in a black hole, but I really would like to try one out.
Posted by Jack Daniel
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Posted on 1/5/18 at 12:57 pm to
quote:

Life revolves around black holes

Actually, pink holes
Posted by High C
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Posted on 1/5/18 at 12:57 pm to
quote:

black h


Be careful. I hear that stuff is really dangerous.
Posted by Blitzed
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Posted on 1/5/18 at 1:01 pm to
How does a black hole hold atoms together?
Posted by theunknownknight
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Posted on 1/5/18 at 1:09 pm to
Math
Posted by danfraz
San Antonio TX
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Posted on 1/5/18 at 1:14 pm to
quote:

Life revolves around black holes



To each his own but I am just not into the interracial thing bro


Do you though
Posted by rmnldr
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Posted on 1/5/18 at 1:15 pm to
but what is dark matter?
Posted by DavidTheGnome
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Posted on 1/5/18 at 1:16 pm to
quote:

Life revolves around black holes - atoms are held together by microscopic black h



Where did you read that? Not buying it
Posted by Not Cooper
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Posted on 1/5/18 at 1:20 pm to
quote:

electrons are merely entering and exiting the black holes of the proton transversing dimensions

What is a proton if the center of the atom is the black hole? You tried though so you get bonus points

ETA: I also don't think you quite understand what electron tunneling is
This post was edited on 1/5/18 at 1:36 pm
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
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Posted on 1/5/18 at 1:22 pm to
False goon

The proton mimics the gravitational laws of the black hole. That’s what holds the nucleus together, not some imaginary “strong force” imbiciles made up because they lacked common sense
Posted by Not Cooper
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Posted on 1/5/18 at 1:40 pm to
Ever seen two black holes collide? The results are not remotely similar to when two protons collide.
Posted by theunknownknight
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Posted on 1/5/18 at 1:41 pm to
In fact they are very similar. Think about it.
Posted by Not Cooper
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Posted on 1/5/18 at 1:46 pm to
One releases all of these cool new particles we didn't know existed, the other releases nothing. So yea, similar i guess
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 1/5/18 at 1:49 pm to
Ummm it releases the ability to stabilize the atom. Let the old dead model go.
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