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Posted on 4/3/25 at 9:05 pm to Funky Tide 8
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I feel like there is something wrong if you are your spouse aren't farting in front of one another.
I agree. Most posters on here are opposed to it though for some reason. It grosses them out.
I don’t see a problem with it. I find it endearing.
Posted on 4/3/25 at 9:07 pm to cbree88
i never want to hear my wife fart or shite in front of me. Thats disguising.
Posted on 4/3/25 at 9:14 pm to dallastiger55
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i never want to hear my wife fart or shite in front of me. Thats disguising.
This supports my post above.

Posted on 4/3/25 at 9:20 pm to Funky Tide 8
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She refuses to switch her headlights to "auto\
This is a benefit. Ford auto lights want to blind the hell out of anyone going perpendicular to you, and I don't want to be that dick. Conscious effort to turn on makes you at least pay attention.
Posted on 4/4/25 at 9:10 am to dallastiger55
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i never want to hear my wife fart or shite in front of me. Thats disguising.
Humans fart. If she has to let one rip, I would feel like a dick for her to feel obligated by me to go in another room or hold it in. Farts are funny anyway.
This post was edited on 4/4/25 at 9:11 am
Posted on 4/4/25 at 9:23 am to Jenious
Mine puts up with me so I can’t say shite.
Posted on 4/4/25 at 9:30 am to Jmcc64
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She still tries to talk to me half house away and expects me to hear her
YoU nEveR LisTeN To Me!!!
Posted on 4/4/25 at 9:33 am to Funky Tide 8
quote:She’s correct. The human driver should operate the machine.
She refuses to switch her headlights to "auto." She insists on turning them on when she needs them, and off when she turns the car off.
Posted on 4/4/25 at 9:41 am to Jenious
I either take my wallet, keys and pocket knife out of my pants and lay them on the dresser or I will just leave them in the pants and hang the pants with the stuff still in on a hook in the closet. We'll, if it is laundry day and she grabs the pants off the hook to wash, she will put my wallet and stuff ANYWHERE but the damn dresser. Then somehow forgets where the hell she put them. But God forbid I move her purse or whatever off the kitchen counter because it is in the way.
We also have a dining room that is kinda off by itself and doesn't really ever get used. Even if we had reason to use it, it would take hours of moving Amazon packages and shoe boxes of junk she has purchased and it is still sitting on the dining room table. I hate clutter and my anxiety level spikes every time I catch a glimpse of that room.
We also have a dining room that is kinda off by itself and doesn't really ever get used. Even if we had reason to use it, it would take hours of moving Amazon packages and shoe boxes of junk she has purchased and it is still sitting on the dining room table. I hate clutter and my anxiety level spikes every time I catch a glimpse of that room.
Posted on 4/4/25 at 9:46 am to IAmNERD
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We also have a dining room that is kinda off by itself and doesn't really ever get used. Even if we had reason to use it, it would take hours of moving Amazon packages and shoe boxes of junk she has purchased and it is still sitting on the dining room table. I hate clutter and my anxiety level spikes every time I catch a glimpse of that room.
Bruh. I hate that crap. Mine will also pile things out of sight and forget about it.
We have a 3 bedroom house. One is my wife's sewing room, one is the master, and the other is supposed to be my office. The office was so cluttered I could barely get into it. A few weeks ago I told her I was cleaning and and where should I put all her shite. She claimed none of it was hers but if I found something just put it in her sewing room. When she got home from work I'd filled her damn sewing room up with her BS and then she was in a bad mood because of it

Posted on 4/4/25 at 10:27 am to Loup
When she is either really happy, or really stressed, she makes piles of her stuff all over the house.
If she's really happy it's things like motivational books, bible stuff, hobbies she's considering, etc. A pile on the breakfast table, another on her desk, another on her night stand.
When she's stressed, it's usually stuff like jewelry she's taken off and not put in its place. Cloths, shoes, random lists of shite she needs to do.
Piles everywhere.
In her normal mood (like that's a think...) she HATES clutter and is very good about keeping counters and tables clear. But there are times....
If she's really happy it's things like motivational books, bible stuff, hobbies she's considering, etc. A pile on the breakfast table, another on her desk, another on her night stand.
When she's stressed, it's usually stuff like jewelry she's taken off and not put in its place. Cloths, shoes, random lists of shite she needs to do.
Piles everywhere.
In her normal mood (like that's a think...) she HATES clutter and is very good about keeping counters and tables clear. But there are times....
Posted on 4/4/25 at 10:31 am to Jenious
Cleaning the house because the cleaning lady is coming.
Posted on 4/4/25 at 11:35 am to White Bear
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She refuses to switch her headlights to "auto." She insists on turning them on when she needs them, and off when she turns the car off.
She’s correct. The human driver should operate the machine.
that's fine as long as you don't forget to turn your headlights on when its dark.
Posted on 4/4/25 at 12:12 pm to Funky Tide 8
My husband set the lights on my new vehicle to even put on the bright lights by themselves

Posted on 4/4/25 at 12:20 pm to Jenious
Apparently our floor is a toxic cess pool because she freaks out if a clean piece of laundry falls on the floor. It can't be used until it is washed because it is now "dirty"
Posted on 4/5/25 at 10:03 am to Funky Tide 8
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Humans fart. If she has to let one rip, I would feel like a dick for her to feel obligated by me to go in another room or hold it in. Farts are funny anyway.
I agree. I hold the this same opinion.
Posted on 4/5/25 at 10:08 am to Warwick
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if its colder outside than it is in the house, how is the cool air from the A/C leaking outside?
My wife is smarter than I am at basically everything but I simply cannot get her to understand this concept.

Posted on 4/5/25 at 10:20 am to rexorotten
She asks me to repeat myself because she couldn’t hear me in a normal tone and pitch. I raise my voice and she questions why I’m yelling at her.
Posted on 4/5/25 at 10:30 am to NewIberiaHaircut
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She won’t let me change my hair style
The classics never go out of style baw
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