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re: Let's talk pet peeves you have about your spouse

Posted on 4/3/25 at 8:05 pm to
Posted by Mizz-SEC
Inbred Huntin' In The SEC
Member since Jun 2013
20930 posts
Posted on 4/3/25 at 8:05 pm to
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My wife has horrible taste in men.

Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
7969 posts
Posted on 4/3/25 at 9:05 pm to
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I feel like there is something wrong if you are your spouse aren't farting in front of one another.


I agree. Most posters on here are opposed to it though for some reason. It grosses them out.

I don’t see a problem with it. I find it endearing.
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
30904 posts
Posted on 4/3/25 at 9:07 pm to
i never want to hear my wife fart or shite in front of me. Thats disguising.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
7969 posts
Posted on 4/3/25 at 9:14 pm to
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i never want to hear my wife fart or shite in front of me. Thats disguising.


This supports my post above.
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
9995 posts
Posted on 4/3/25 at 9:20 pm to
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She refuses to switch her headlights to "auto\
'

This is a benefit. Ford auto lights want to blind the hell out of anyone going perpendicular to you, and I don't want to be that dick. Conscious effort to turn on makes you at least pay attention.
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Bayou Chico
Member since Feb 2009
54825 posts
Posted on 4/4/25 at 9:10 am to
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i never want to hear my wife fart or shite in front of me. Thats disguising.



Humans fart. If she has to let one rip, I would feel like a dick for her to feel obligated by me to go in another room or hold it in. Farts are funny anyway.
This post was edited on 4/4/25 at 9:11 am
Posted by IndianMoundFireworks
Member since Oct 2021
574 posts
Posted on 4/4/25 at 9:23 am to
Mine puts up with me so I can’t say shite.
Posted by rexorotten
Missouri
Member since Oct 2013
4578 posts
Posted on 4/4/25 at 9:30 am to
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She still tries to talk to me half house away and expects me to hear her


YoU nEveR LisTeN To Me!!!
Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
16295 posts
Posted on 4/4/25 at 9:33 am to
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She refuses to switch her headlights to "auto." She insists on turning them on when she needs them, and off when she turns the car off.
She’s correct. The human driver should operate the machine.
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
21651 posts
Posted on 4/4/25 at 9:41 am to
I either take my wallet, keys and pocket knife out of my pants and lay them on the dresser or I will just leave them in the pants and hang the pants with the stuff still in on a hook in the closet. We'll, if it is laundry day and she grabs the pants off the hook to wash, she will put my wallet and stuff ANYWHERE but the damn dresser. Then somehow forgets where the hell she put them. But God forbid I move her purse or whatever off the kitchen counter because it is in the way.

We also have a dining room that is kinda off by itself and doesn't really ever get used. Even if we had reason to use it, it would take hours of moving Amazon packages and shoe boxes of junk she has purchased and it is still sitting on the dining room table. I hate clutter and my anxiety level spikes every time I catch a glimpse of that room.
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
14158 posts
Posted on 4/4/25 at 9:46 am to
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We also have a dining room that is kinda off by itself and doesn't really ever get used. Even if we had reason to use it, it would take hours of moving Amazon packages and shoe boxes of junk she has purchased and it is still sitting on the dining room table. I hate clutter and my anxiety level spikes every time I catch a glimpse of that room.


Bruh. I hate that crap. Mine will also pile things out of sight and forget about it.

We have a 3 bedroom house. One is my wife's sewing room, one is the master, and the other is supposed to be my office. The office was so cluttered I could barely get into it. A few weeks ago I told her I was cleaning and and where should I put all her shite. She claimed none of it was hers but if I found something just put it in her sewing room. When she got home from work I'd filled her damn sewing room up with her BS and then she was in a bad mood because of it
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
10283 posts
Posted on 4/4/25 at 10:27 am to
When she is either really happy, or really stressed, she makes piles of her stuff all over the house.

If she's really happy it's things like motivational books, bible stuff, hobbies she's considering, etc. A pile on the breakfast table, another on her desk, another on her night stand.

When she's stressed, it's usually stuff like jewelry she's taken off and not put in its place. Cloths, shoes, random lists of shite she needs to do.

Piles everywhere.

In her normal mood (like that's a think...) she HATES clutter and is very good about keeping counters and tables clear. But there are times....
Posted by ThighMeat
Member since Aug 2024
58 posts
Posted on 4/4/25 at 10:31 am to
Cleaning the house because the cleaning lady is coming.
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Bayou Chico
Member since Feb 2009
54825 posts
Posted on 4/4/25 at 11:35 am to
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She refuses to switch her headlights to "auto." She insists on turning them on when she needs them, and off when she turns the car off.
She’s correct. The human driver should operate the machine.


that's fine as long as you don't forget to turn your headlights on when its dark.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
53016 posts
Posted on 4/4/25 at 12:12 pm to
My husband set the lights on my new vehicle to even put on the bright lights by themselves
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
79551 posts
Posted on 4/4/25 at 12:20 pm to
Apparently our floor is a toxic cess pool because she freaks out if a clean piece of laundry falls on the floor. It can't be used until it is washed because it is now "dirty"
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
7969 posts
Posted on 4/5/25 at 10:03 am to
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Humans fart. If she has to let one rip, I would feel like a dick for her to feel obligated by me to go in another room or hold it in. Farts are funny anyway.


I agree. I hold the this same opinion.
Posted by FutureCorridor49
US 90
Member since May 2023
538 posts
Posted on 4/5/25 at 10:08 am to
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if its colder outside than it is in the house, how is the cool air from the A/C leaking outside?


My wife is smarter than I am at basically everything but I simply cannot get her to understand this concept.
Posted by Flanders
Bham
Member since May 2008
9895 posts
Posted on 4/5/25 at 10:20 am to
She asks me to repeat myself because she couldn’t hear me in a normal tone and pitch. I raise my voice and she questions why I’m yelling at her.
Posted by Kadjin
edge of the basin
Member since Oct 2013
1281 posts
Posted on 4/5/25 at 10:30 am to
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She won’t let me change my hair style


The classics never go out of style baw
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