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Let us start a joke thread
Posted on 11/19/19 at 2:28 pm
Posted on 11/19/19 at 2:28 pm
A Koala bear decided to visit a prostitute. He did his biz for 30 minutes then got up and headed towards the door. The prostitute said, "Hey, what about my money!" The koala bear was confused and said. "what money?" .. "I'm a prostitute" she said. The koala bear said, "So, what's that have to do with anything?" She got the dictionary out turned to the page prostitute and handed it to him. It says 'prostitute: has sex for money'"... "Oh" said the Koala Bear and hands her the dictionary... It says 'Koala Bear: eats bushes and leaves'.
This post was edited on 11/19/19 at 2:29 pm
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Posted on 11/19/19 at 2:28 pm to Bronson2017
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Let us start a joke thread
Before it even started.
Posted on 11/19/19 at 2:29 pm to Bronson2017
Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.
Posted on 11/19/19 at 2:29 pm to Bronson2017
A 7 yr old and a 4 yr old are in their bedroom.
The 7 yr old looks at his brother and says, "I think it's time we start swearing"
The brother nods in agreement.
"When we go downstairs, I'll be the first to swear and then you swear" says the 7 yr old.
The two brothers go downstairs and the mother asks what they want for breakfast.
"I'll have a bowl of cocoa puffs, bitch!"
The mother smacks the kid so hard that he flies out of his chair.
The mother asks the 4 yr old what he wants. Stunned, the 4 yr old says, "I don't know, but it won't be fricking cocoa puffs!"
The 7 yr old looks at his brother and says, "I think it's time we start swearing"
The brother nods in agreement.
"When we go downstairs, I'll be the first to swear and then you swear" says the 7 yr old.
The two brothers go downstairs and the mother asks what they want for breakfast.
"I'll have a bowl of cocoa puffs, bitch!"
The mother smacks the kid so hard that he flies out of his chair.
The mother asks the 4 yr old what he wants. Stunned, the 4 yr old says, "I don't know, but it won't be fricking cocoa puffs!"
Posted on 11/19/19 at 2:29 pm to Bronson2017
Auburn university
Posted on 11/19/19 at 2:30 pm to Bronson2017
What did the asian janitor say when he came out of the closet?
Supplies!!!
Supplies!!!
Posted on 11/19/19 at 2:30 pm to whitetiger1234
Yo mamma so tight that I came in 30seconds.
Posted on 11/19/19 at 2:32 pm to Bronson2017
Got another.
What is the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex makes my day. Anal sex makes my whole week.
What is the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex makes my day. Anal sex makes my whole week.
Posted on 11/19/19 at 2:32 pm to Bronson2017
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to f*ck your brains out, and suck your t*ts dry." Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?" He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
Posted on 11/19/19 at 2:34 pm to Bronson2017
Salesman knocks on the door. It's opened by an 8 year old in a smoking jacket. He has a glass of bourbon in one hand and a cigar in the other.
Salesman says, "Hello, young man. Are your parents home?"
Kid says, "Does it fricking look like it?"
Salesman says, "Hello, young man. Are your parents home?"
Kid says, "Does it fricking look like it?"
Posted on 11/19/19 at 2:43 pm to Bronson2017
What happened to the cajun that swallowed a pack of condoms?
He shite boudin for a week!
He shite boudin for a week!
Posted on 11/19/19 at 2:44 pm to Bronson2017
The Falcons blew a 28-3 lead
Posted on 11/19/19 at 2:46 pm to Bronson2017
What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave?
A microwave won't brown your meet!
A microwave won't brown your meet!
Posted on 11/19/19 at 2:52 pm to Bronson2017
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What is the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
The price.
Posted on 11/19/19 at 2:55 pm to commode
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A microwave won't brown your meet!
Um, yes it will. And it's meat.
Posted on 11/19/19 at 2:56 pm to Bronson2017
What do you call a black guy flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist
A pilot, you racist
Posted on 11/19/19 at 3:50 pm to Bronson2017
Why didnt Helen Keller scream when she fell down the well?
She had mittens on
She had mittens on
Posted on 11/19/19 at 4:07 pm to keyboard_warrior9
One day a lady elephant stepped on a thorn and a passing ant was there to help. So the ant pulls the thorn out to which the lady elephant replies, "thank you very much. If there is anything i can do to repay the favor, let me know."
The ant thought for a minute and said, "I've never had elephant pussy before." Startled the lady elephant thought for a second about it just being an ant. So she said, "OK, i don't see any harm in a little ant wanting to be inside of me."
So the ant crawls up her leg and right when the ant slips it in, she stepped down on that sore foot and lets out a big, "OWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!" The ant slaps her arse and says, "Yeah bitch, you like that ant dick don't you?!"
The ant thought for a minute and said, "I've never had elephant pussy before." Startled the lady elephant thought for a second about it just being an ant. So she said, "OK, i don't see any harm in a little ant wanting to be inside of me."
So the ant crawls up her leg and right when the ant slips it in, she stepped down on that sore foot and lets out a big, "OWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!" The ant slaps her arse and says, "Yeah bitch, you like that ant dick don't you?!"
Posted on 11/19/19 at 4:48 pm to Cdawg
One day a lady elephant stepped on a thorn and a passing ant was there to help. So the ant pulls the thorn out to which the lady elephant replies, "thank you very much. If there is anything i can do to repay the favor, let me know." The ant thought for a minute and said, "I've never had elephant pussy before." Startled the lady elephant thought for a second about it just being an ant. So she said, "OK, i don't see any harm in a little ant wanting to be inside of me." So the ant crawls up her leg and right when the ant slips it in, she stepped down on that sore foot and lets out a big, "OWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!" The ant slaps her arse and says, Take it all, slut
Posted on 11/19/19 at 4:59 pm to Bronson2017
During the Cold War an American faced a Russian in a wrestling competition, The Americans coach told him that the Russian had a move called the pretzel that was brutal, and he was undefeated when using it, so no matter what avoid it..
A few seconds in the match the Russian got him in the pretzel hold.. the coach turned and covered his face in defeat when all of a sudden, he heard a loud roar from the crowd and he looked and saw the ref raising the Americans arm in triumph..
When he came over to the coach he said, How in the hell did you get out of the pretzel? The American said , we’ll, when he put me in the move I looked up and saw a pair of nuts.. I bit the hell out of them.... and you’d be surprised what you can do when you bite your own nuts......
A few seconds in the match the Russian got him in the pretzel hold.. the coach turned and covered his face in defeat when all of a sudden, he heard a loud roar from the crowd and he looked and saw the ref raising the Americans arm in triumph..
When he came over to the coach he said, How in the hell did you get out of the pretzel? The American said , we’ll, when he put me in the move I looked up and saw a pair of nuts.. I bit the hell out of them.... and you’d be surprised what you can do when you bite your own nuts......
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