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Posted on 6/3/15 at 6:36 am to HVAU
Sitter checking in
Posted on 6/3/15 at 6:37 am to HVAU
quote:
That's fricking nasty...cheeks smearing that shire.
Posted on 6/3/15 at 6:44 am to constant cough
Back to front 
Posted on 6/3/15 at 6:45 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
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smearing that shire.
Posted on 6/3/15 at 6:51 am to terd ferguson
Wait you guys don't use the three seashells?!?
Posted on 6/3/15 at 7:08 am to BowlJackson
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But my arse is crazy hairy
It's like getting peanut butter out of shag carpet. Wet wipes FTW.
I've always kind of leaned forward and stood. Never knew people stayed sitting and kicked up a leg or whatever they do. That seems unnatural to me now. Especially in a tight, disgusting, public stall. I don't think I could get that done.
Posted on 6/3/15 at 7:11 am to KG6
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Never knew people stayed sitting and kicked up a leg or whatever they do
what?
you just lean to one side
Posted on 6/3/15 at 7:11 am to HVAU
What are you, 10 years old?
Posted on 6/3/15 at 7:12 am to Salmon
quote:
what?
you just lean to one side
I assume leaning to one side puts one leg/arse cheek in the air. That's what I meant by "kicking up your leg"
Posted on 6/3/15 at 7:13 am to HVAU
Never knew wiping your arse was such a hot topic
Posted on 6/3/15 at 7:15 am to KG6
I can't believe so many people stand and wipe. I'm not sure over ever done that in my life, I can't even really imagine how it works
Posted on 6/3/15 at 7:21 am to Tiger1242
I can't believe people stay sitting to wipe. I'm not sure I've ever done that in my life, I can't even really imagine how it works.
ETA: Flushable wipes FOR THE MOTHERfrickING WIN.
ETA: Flushable wipes FOR THE MOTHERfrickING WIN.
Posted on 6/3/15 at 7:33 am to constant cough
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You stand up spread your legs wad toilet paper together and wipe. Its not rocket science.
So not only do you stand like a clown, but you "wad" the toilet paper together like some fricking communist?
You are supposed to fold the toilet paper a few times over that way you have a nice, neat, thick toilet paper square to wipe your arse with.
Posted on 6/3/15 at 7:38 am to HVAU
I only do that when I need to go wipe out a musty wet swamp arse and I am in
a public restroom like Wal-Marks.
a public restroom like Wal-Marks.
Posted on 6/3/15 at 8:06 am to HVAU
I always thought standing to wipe was a fat people thing.
Posted on 6/3/15 at 8:10 am to HVAU
Standing is for children, leaning to one cheek is for fat asses. You should be able to squat/hover over the toilet long enough to wipe your arse. This way you've got a good wiping angle while preventing hand from entering/touching the toilet bowl, and any rogue dingle berries still fall harmlessly in the commode. fricking amateurs in this thread.
Posted on 6/3/15 at 8:15 am to EveryonesACoach
I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that half of you crazy mother frickers "scoop" with your index finger through the tp as well, right?
fricking animals.
fricking animals.
Posted on 6/3/15 at 8:17 am to Patrick_Bateman
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I always thought standing to wipe was a fat people thing.
'tis.
What's being lost here is that skinny people spread their arse before sitting down on the seat. Allowing for a nice, simple 2-3 wipes after you snap one off. Fatties have too much excess arse-flab and end up with a mud pie smeared all over their droopy rears.
Sitting vs standing is just the difference between a skinny person who doesn't have a great deal to clean up to begin with and fatty who needs to set up an in-stall FEMA camp for the clean-up.
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