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re: laugh at louisiana (covid testing)

Posted on 7/14/20 at 11:35 am to
Posted by Alt26
Member since Mar 2010
28257 posts
Posted on 7/14/20 at 11:35 am to
The fact that the government is literally bribing people with free fricking cheeseburgers to get tested for a virus which apparently isn't causing enough symptoms on it's own to necessitate those folks seeking medical attention/testing without offers of fast food is further evidence of just how ridiculous this ongoing overreaction is.

It would be one thing if they were trying to get a bazillion people tested to provide "evidence" of just how relatively few people have the virus. However, I seriously doubt that is the goal. In fact, just the opposite.

"Hey! Not doing anything for lunch? Come over and get a Big Mac and a Covid test. We gotta keep pumping the fricking numbers up!!! How the hell else are we going to keep our fearmongering going?"
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
53739 posts
Posted on 7/14/20 at 11:35 am to
This is going to come as a complete shock to the OT, but not everyone who eats fast food is fat and unhealthy.
Posted by KamaCausey_LSU
Member since Apr 2013
14483 posts
Posted on 7/14/20 at 11:37 am to
quote:

The fact that the government is literally bribing people with free fricking cheeseburgers to get tested for a virus which apparently isn't causing enough symptoms on it's own to necessitate those folks seeking medical attention/testing without offers of fast food is further evidence of just how ridiculous this ongoing overreaction is.


Well, not quite. Considering it's a BR McDonalds franchisee that is giving out the vouchers. Probably had a ton extra to burn with sports being cancelled this spring.
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
94916 posts
Posted on 7/14/20 at 11:37 am to
quote:

This is going to come as a complete shock to the OT, but not everyone who eats fast food is fat and unhealthy.


Anyone waiting in line to get a free fricking cheeseburger from McDonalds is fat 95% of the time


Its science
Posted by oogabooga68
Member since Nov 2018
27194 posts
Posted on 7/14/20 at 11:37 am to
Thank you for that wonderful picture of the greatest Leader in recent History!
Posted by LafourcheTiger
Avarua, Cook Islands
Member since Mar 2009
1851 posts
Posted on 7/14/20 at 11:39 am to
Should have been a Popeyes coupon
Posted by Lincoln Dawson
Spanish Fort, AL
Member since Feb 2019
783 posts
Posted on 7/14/20 at 11:40 am to
quote:

Should have been a Popeyes coupon


dat gunna be 10 menants on da spicy baybee
Posted by YouAre8Up
in a house
Member since Mar 2011
12792 posts
Posted on 7/14/20 at 11:40 am to
So the state has to have some kind of gimmick to get people to test but yet I am supposed to believe that they are actually testing as many people as their numbers suggest weekly?

frick JBE, SWB, his fricking test and his orders.
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
23979 posts
Posted on 7/14/20 at 11:41 am to
quote:

quote:

will receive a coupe



So they get a car? Count me in.



What if it's only a ride in a coupe to the McDonald's?
Posted by Icansee4miles
Trolling the Tickfaw
Member since Jan 2007
29156 posts
Posted on 7/14/20 at 12:00 pm to
Of course we are at the top. Our shameless Despot Governor Honor Choade is grabbing for Federal dollars with both hands. He’s got campaign debts to settle.
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 7/14/20 at 12:17 pm to
quote:

Also LA is the per capita leader in testing for this month and top 5 through this whole thing



also one of the states with the "fastest growing number of new cases".

Its almost like testing more yields more cases. shocking. shut it all down. Back to shelter in place orders.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65683 posts
Posted on 7/14/20 at 12:18 pm to
but, that commercial says Louisiana is doing a great job !
Posted by dagrippa
Saigon
Member since Nov 2004
11286 posts
Posted on 7/14/20 at 12:25 pm to
By all means shite on programs trying to make things better. It makes you look smart.
Posted by Ghost of Colby
Alberta, overlooking B.C.
Member since Jan 2009
11151 posts
Posted on 7/14/20 at 12:31 pm to
quote:

To be fair, the people sad enough to likely care about free McDonald’s are the ones we need being tested.

Sadly, I seriously doubt that was the logic behind the incentive.

There’s a better chance they are trying to mass test certain areas and demographics. It’s not for their benefit, but to increase positive results.
Posted by whoa
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2017
4562 posts
Posted on 7/14/20 at 12:40 pm to
I ended up having to go get tested for work since some dumbass went to work sick and tested positive.

Nobody else was there to get tested. Got my coupon tho.
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
12856 posts
Posted on 7/14/20 at 12:42 pm to
Lots of ice cream machines finna be broke today
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
53739 posts
Posted on 7/14/20 at 12:43 pm to
quote:

By all means shite on programs trying to make things better. It makes you look smart.


By “trying to make things better” you mean doing everything possible to inflate positive case numbers?
Posted by ccomeaux
LA
Member since Jan 2010
8184 posts
Posted on 7/14/20 at 1:52 pm to
Proof positive the objective is to find as many cases as possible to advance the leftist narrative ... they are literally bribing people to get them to go get tested.
Ho Lee Cwap
Posted by RealityTiger
Geismar, LA
Member since Jan 2010
20439 posts
Posted on 7/14/20 at 1:56 pm to
quote:

dat gunna be 10 menants on da spicy baybee

**20 minutes later, you're at the point of asking for your money back in a fury, and then here's comes your sorry arse chicken, with what looks like probably the worst pieces in the whole batch thrown into your box**

Posted by ZZTIGERS
Member since Dec 2007
17066 posts
Posted on 7/14/20 at 1:58 pm to
We want people to test positive. We want to shut things down. We’re retarded.
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