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re: Lana Del Rey married her Louisiana boy and now lives in his house

Posted on 7/16/25 at 9:52 pm to
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74897 posts
Posted on 7/16/25 at 9:52 pm to
She’s reportedly changed her name to Lana Delcambre.

She’s straddling here.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
73703 posts
Posted on 7/16/25 at 9:58 pm to
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I was just letting you know we weren’t questioning your manhood Darth


No, you’re just being your usual dick-hole self. At least be honest about it. You’re a walking, talking dick-hole. Have the dignity to embrace what you are. There’s literally nothing else about you. You contribute nothing. Everyone here sees it, and are tired of you. You’re not funny, you’re not clever. Really you’re just quite stupid and annnyong. And like all stupid and annoying people, you’re oblivious to the fact no one likes you or wants you around. Frankly, this board, and the world in general, would be better off had you never existed.
Posted by spacecitydude
HTX
Member since Nov 2021
272 posts
Posted on 7/16/25 at 9:59 pm to
I knew this woman CEO of a consulting firm who lived in NY and NOLA. 7-figure salary+, came from a shite ton of money somewhere along the coast. Real tiger-lady-boss kind of person.

She hooked up with some baw from past Chalmette who worked as a carpenter, moved him into her house in the Garden District and was happy as could be. She said he was hung like Secretariat and was the simplest, most genuinely nice guy she'd ever met. She had to be so full of shite all the time at her job, that she loved tuning out and drinking beer with her bayou dude.

I get it.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
37536 posts
Posted on 7/16/25 at 10:00 pm to
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no one likes you or wants you around


I hope the internet can survive. Prayers
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118252 posts
Posted on 7/16/25 at 10:03 pm to
Royalty checks look like they’re gonna be going towards the lien their HOA is gonna slap on his estate for leaving that unsecured ladder leaning against the house. When you see a ladder like that, it’s all you can do to keep from climbing straight to the top rung. Obviously, from there, you’ll have to fall 15-20ft to get down. Add in Thibodaux Regional for X-rays, an MRI, extra strength Tylenol, and a cold but edible plate of grits and grillades for what they call an authentic ‘Goin’ down the Bayou’ experience.

Aso, I’m guessing the two meticulously placed outriggers for his 22ft skiff are gonna be a permanent fixture that his landscape architect will need all the artistic license that 5yr degree audit can summon. Because, me mateys, his days of trawling for booty tis be over. ARrrrrrrr
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
73703 posts
Posted on 7/16/25 at 10:07 pm to
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This post was edited on 7/16/25 at 10:09 pm
Posted by Trevaylin
south texas
Member since Feb 2019
11027 posts
Posted on 7/16/25 at 10:07 pm to
wal-mart in Luling ....did they build a new one that close to the one in boutte .

The last several years I have noticed a lack of white folks at the boutte location. Lana and your mother must stand out
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
37536 posts
Posted on 7/16/25 at 10:23 pm to
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You need help. Here… Medical assistance in dying: Overview


Imagine telling someone to kill themselves over a message board. Not a good look
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
25754 posts
Posted on 7/16/25 at 10:25 pm to
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It’s a strange story. She comes from a really wealthy family. Tuition to the boarding school she attended is $80k/yr, and now she’s living in a house some baw built himself.

Every rich girl goes slumin’ at some point
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
25754 posts
Posted on 7/16/25 at 10:26 pm to
Figured she would have bought them a place in Ormond and a camp in Grand Isle
Posted by holdmuh keystonelite
Member since Oct 2020
4678 posts
Posted on 7/16/25 at 10:29 pm to
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She said he was hung like Secretariat 


That's crazy. Did you ask for pics?
Posted by GeauxTigers0107
We Coming
Member since Oct 2009
11004 posts
Posted on 7/16/25 at 10:43 pm to
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Not a good look


Idk. Suppling a link on a message board is widely considered tactful behavior.
This post was edited on 7/16/25 at 10:44 pm
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
105316 posts
Posted on 7/16/25 at 10:49 pm to
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It’s a strange story. She comes from a really wealthy family. Tuition to the boarding school she attended is $80k/yr, and now she’s living in a house some baw built himself.


Barney knows what's up

Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29831 posts
Posted on 7/16/25 at 10:52 pm to
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your usual dick-hole self


Mingo isn't a dick hole. He's a butt baby. He's the product of gay anal.

He's a macrosized come stain.
Posted by cattus
Member since Jan 2009
15951 posts
Posted on 7/16/25 at 10:53 pm to
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You just know they roll up to dive daiquiri bars at 2:00 in the morning and shite like that.
It could have changed but I saw an interview of her years ago where she said she had been long sober.
Posted by georgia
445
Member since Jan 2007
9222 posts
Posted on 7/16/25 at 10:55 pm to
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Makes no sense about these two together


to men. to women its the plot of every third romance novel on the shelf.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29831 posts
Posted on 7/16/25 at 10:57 pm to
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to men. to women its the plot of every third romance novel on the shelf


Peach. Hope all is well.
Posted by jlovel7
NOT Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
24078 posts
Posted on 7/16/25 at 10:59 pm to
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The Hallmark adaptation is being written as we speak. (Of course, they'll have to invent some subplot about the baw unknowingly being an heir to some old fishing fortune to make the relationship more palatable for female viewers.)


He’s sole heir to the Wisner Trust.
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
97055 posts
Posted on 7/16/25 at 10:59 pm to
What a cool story and wish them well. Wasn’t he an airboat pilot and she went on a tour on his boat or something? Forgot how they crossed paths.

Regardless both look happy and that’s all that matters.
Posted by ZIGG
Member since Dec 2016
12044 posts
Posted on 7/16/25 at 11:02 pm to
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It’s a strange story. She comes from a really wealthy family. Tuition to the boarding school she attended is $80k/yr, and now she’s living in a house some baw built himself.


she's probably finally at peace with a man who couldn't care less about her money, treats her good, doesn't demonize a firearm, tells her she's beautiful, and can change a flat tire.

99% of the "men" that she's been around are likely all the same soy latte drinking, skinny jean wearing, anti-America losers who build nothing.
This post was edited on 7/16/25 at 11:11 pm
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