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LA ranked 4th Sluttiest State

Posted on 12/18/15 at 7:54 pm
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
32445 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 7:54 pm
LA Ranked 4th


Get your Jimmy hats ready fellows.

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In case you were wondering, Louisiana had 598 cases of chlamydia, 194 cases of gonorrhea, and 7.4 cases of syphilis. Making their ratio 799.4 case per 100,000 residents. 


Mississippi finally beat us in something.

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Mississippi topped the list, with 774 cases of chlamydia, 230 cases of gonorrhea, and 5 cases of syphilis. Making their ratio a staggering  1,009.8 cases per every 100,000 residents.
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
42612 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 7:55 pm to
We'd be higher if they included HIV
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
26447 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 7:56 pm to
Nuke north Baton Rouge and we drop to 47th in the country.
Posted by Chuker
St George, Louisiana
Member since Nov 2015
7544 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 7:58 pm to
Hmmm, what is the common denominator....what could it be hmmmm.....lemme think...
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11638 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:00 pm to
I always assumed chlamydia & gonorrhea were WAY more common, the way they're talked up. That fear kept me from being a lot sluttier when I was single. Even among the high risk age groups, there's a pretty low chance of getting either.

Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
32445 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:01 pm to
quote:

Hmmm, what is the common denominator.


The heat. Heat makes bitches horny and STDs spread like wildfire.
Posted by Chuker
St George, Louisiana
Member since Nov 2015
7544 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:04 pm to
Ah, global warming it is.

thanks
Posted by mattz1122
Member since Oct 2007
56714 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:04 pm to
Catholicism?
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122527 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:07 pm to
quote:

I always assumed chlamydia & gonorrhea were WAY more common, the way they're talked up. That fear kept me from being a lot sluttier when I was single. Even among the high risk age groups, there's a pretty low chance of getting either.



So are you saying you have become sluttier?
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60162 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:07 pm to
it sure doesn't seem that way :(
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
82433 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:10 pm to
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Catholicism?


Mississippi is the least Catholic state in the country.

This was the dumb part of the article:

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staggering 1,009.8 cases per every 100,000 residents


If these writers could do simple arithmetic, they would realize that 1009.8 out of 100,000 is a whopping 1% of the population.
Posted by cbi8
Nashville
Member since Mar 2012
6929 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:11 pm to
quote:

7.4 cases of syphilis


"Oh, no, it's ok...I only have 0.4 syphilis"
Posted by mattz1122
Member since Oct 2007
56714 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:15 pm to
I was referring to Louisiana alone. Can't speak for states like Alaska.
This post was edited on 12/18/15 at 8:16 pm
Posted by llfshoals
Member since Nov 2010
21035 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:17 pm to
quote:

Mississippi finally beat us in something.


Alabama beat you too...again
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
69243 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:17 pm to
And y'all talk shite about FL on here with 20 million people? LULZ
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
69724 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:24 pm to
Gonnorhea and the clap are pretty tame considering you can get rid of them.

what you should be worried about is herpes/HPV/HIV
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:25 pm to
This doesn't show the sluttiest.....it shows who has the most uneducated folks when it comes to understanding basic concepts of safe sex


Shocker.....the top state is Mississippi
Posted by Fusaichi Pegasus
Meh He Co
Member since Oct 2010
14717 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:26 pm to
Da herpe
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
91874 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:26 pm to
quote:


If these writers could do simple arithmetic, they would realize that 1009.8 out of 100,000 is a whopping 1% of the population.


There are approximately 2.844 million people in Mississippi so you would expect 28,440 cases of STDs. However, only about 2.07 million people are 18 or older, so it is closer to 1.4% of "adults."

If nearly 3 in every 200 adults have gonorrhea, chlamydia, or syphillis, think about how many people you come across each day that are infected. This also excludes HPV and herpes which are both much more common.
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
80831 posts
Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:28 pm to
Damn dindus draggin us down.
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