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re: Just spent 2 hours cutting my yard with a push mower. Ask me anything

Posted on 7/1/24 at 3:44 pm to
Posted by BearCrocs
Member since Aug 2013
7190 posts
Posted on 7/1/24 at 3:44 pm to
You sound like an aggie. Seriously.
Posted by Krane
Member since Oct 2017
1471 posts
Posted on 7/1/24 at 3:45 pm to
700 divided by 2 is…

You son of a bitch
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
25414 posts
Posted on 7/1/24 at 3:46 pm to
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Just spent 2 hours cutting my yard with a push mower.

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1pm-3pm

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Ask me anything


Why would we? You sound pretty damn ignorant.
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
34261 posts
Posted on 7/1/24 at 3:48 pm to
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push mower, 1pm-3pm


That's not even a good cardio, baw.

Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
98411 posts
Posted on 7/1/24 at 3:48 pm to
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since I burned about 700 calories mowing.


I burned 701 with your wife while you were cutting grass
Posted by Locoguan0
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Nov 2017
6171 posts
Posted on 7/1/24 at 3:48 pm to
Weirdest flex I've seen on this website...


...in the past few hours.
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
10152 posts
Posted on 7/1/24 at 3:49 pm to
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Why don’t you have a riding mower?


Riding mowers are for the mentally weak. Pushing builds character


Have you specified Push-no battery, no power cord, no engine, the real thing that requires really sharp blades
Push-battery operated, pulls itself and you guide it
Push- gasoline engine again pulls itself and you guide it

And the biggie: how many acres and is there any interesting topography?
Posted by GeauxLSUGeaux
1 room down from Erin Andrews
Member since May 2004
24402 posts
Posted on 7/1/24 at 3:49 pm to
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That was following a morning leg workout and 25 minutes on the stair master


Posted by TrigSwig
Member since May 2024
331 posts
Posted on 7/1/24 at 3:51 pm to
You got Swamp Arse? If you did, you are a rookie.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
86774 posts
Posted on 7/1/24 at 3:53 pm to
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No heat stroke
i went for a 2 mile walk w/ the lovely mrs cad yesterday and when i came back i was like 'imma start on those low hanging limbs' and after 40-50 cut limbs which didnt even make a dent in my backyard i was on my arse on the ground feeling extremely nauseated.

luckily i'm not a moron (well, sometimes) and decided to call it off and go inside and take a cold shower. i was definitely not feeling ok from the heat.
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
9832 posts
Posted on 7/1/24 at 3:56 pm to
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Why don’t you have a riding mower? I mean really, 2 hours? Does that include trimming, edging, and blowing?


I used to do that myself. But after Ida and my yard had a few less trees and obstacles. I said it was time for a riding mower. Good thing I did because Biden’s inflation made the basic mowers about 300-500 dollars more expensive.
Posted by Barrister
Member since Jul 2012
4990 posts
Posted on 7/1/24 at 3:59 pm to
What brand of jeans was the jorts that you wore?
Posted by dukeg7213
Louisiana
Member since Apr 2023
4969 posts
Posted on 7/1/24 at 4:00 pm to
The greatest thing I ever did was set myself up financially well enough to hire a OT baller Mexican crew to cut my grass so I don't have to do that miserable shite

If you enjoy cutting grass, good for you
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
86774 posts
Posted on 7/1/24 at 4:09 pm to
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If you enjoy cutting grass, good for you
i do very much so.

i spend most of my time at a computer screen at my standing desk and dont get nearly enough outdoor time so i very much enjoy the zen of taking care of my lawn.

eta and no messican has ever edged, mowed and blown off the debris the way i like. i like things done MY way.
This post was edited on 7/1/24 at 4:10 pm
Posted by ItzMe1972
Member since Dec 2013
11422 posts
Posted on 7/1/24 at 4:10 pm to
Ask me anything usually gets replies.
Posted by Jebadeb
Member since Oct 2017
5324 posts
Posted on 7/1/24 at 4:14 pm to
Why don't you use a riding mower?

Why would you do this during the one of the hottest parts of the day?

Why weren't you at work?
Posted by AubieinNC2009
Mountain NC
Member since Dec 2018
6352 posts
Posted on 7/1/24 at 4:16 pm to
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I burned about 700 calories mowing.


your a fatty if you burned that much walking behind a mower in 2 hours.

Also, why you poor that you mow your own grass?
Posted by caro81
Member since Jul 2017
5597 posts
Posted on 7/1/24 at 4:19 pm to
is that suppose to be impressive?
Posted by pbro62
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2016
13974 posts
Posted on 7/1/24 at 4:20 pm to
So you don’t have a job brokedick
Posted by Double Down
Mayor of St. George
Member since Dec 2007
7490 posts
Posted on 7/1/24 at 4:37 pm to
Why don’t you get a riding mower?
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