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Just gave Hungry Howies driver a $0.46 tip
Posted on 10/15/17 at 2:24 am
Posted on 10/15/17 at 2:24 am
...and I’m not sure he even earned that.
Ordered a post-bar Za at 12:05 a.m.
12:45 rolls around
1:10
Call Howie to see what’s up at 1:20. Girl says they’re backed up and my pizza is leaving soon.
1:30
1:45
Have a missed call that didn’t ring at 1:49. Didn’t ring. Strange.
Call guy back and he says he called twice, saw someone passed out on the couch. No one answered. This is a LIE.
FALSE.
FAKE HUNGRY HOWIES NEWS.
a-hole shows up at 2:15. Dog goes nuts (which she would’ve done if he actually showed up earlier like he claimed)
“It’s $24.54”
“Here’s $25.”
*slam door*
Ordered a post-bar Za at 12:05 a.m.
12:45 rolls around
1:10
Call Howie to see what’s up at 1:20. Girl says they’re backed up and my pizza is leaving soon.
1:30
1:45
Have a missed call that didn’t ring at 1:49. Didn’t ring. Strange.
Call guy back and he says he called twice, saw someone passed out on the couch. No one answered. This is a LIE.
FALSE.
FAKE HUNGRY HOWIES NEWS.
a-hole shows up at 2:15. Dog goes nuts (which she would’ve done if he actually showed up earlier like he claimed)
“It’s $24.54”
“Here’s $25.”
*slam door*
Posted on 10/15/17 at 2:26 am to PigglyWiggly
Get a frozen pizza from Piggly wiggly next time
Posted on 10/15/17 at 2:32 am to PigglyWiggly
GO MAKE ME A TURKEY POT PIE!
Posted on 10/15/17 at 2:33 am to PigglyWiggly
I read this as "Just gave Hungry hungry hippos a $0.46 tip" and was about to tell you to knock off the drugs but clearly its me who should knock them off.
Posted on 10/15/17 at 2:35 am to reverendotis
PB-n-J with the crusts cut off.
Posted on 10/15/17 at 2:37 am to LooseCannon22282
quote:
with the crusts cut off.
frick no.
My guilty pleasure, new load of bread, remove both ends and make a sandwich, an all bread-butt sandwich.
Posted on 10/15/17 at 2:41 am to PigglyWiggly
OT response: Your fatness is deafening.
Modern day sympathetic response: No need to eat your feelings, we're all here for you.
Proper response: You tipped a guy .46 for him bringing you food in the middle of the night. If I was a betting man, he had little to do with your pizza being late. Douche move.
Modern day sympathetic response: No need to eat your feelings, we're all here for you.
Proper response: You tipped a guy .46 for him bringing you food in the middle of the night. If I was a betting man, he had little to do with your pizza being late. Douche move.
Posted on 10/15/17 at 2:47 am to Shepherd
quote:
Douche move.
Yeah. OP shouldn't order delivery.
Posted on 10/15/17 at 2:48 am to Shepherd
quote:
If I was a betting man, he had little to do with your pizza being late. Douche move.
Did you see the part where he clearly lied about actually attempting to deliver the pizza at all?
Dog went fricking nuts as he finally walked to the door. No one was sleeping on the couch. If anyone was, said dog would’ve woken them up.
Like I said: FAKE NEWS
Posted on 10/15/17 at 2:52 am to PigglyWiggly
2 Hours for a fricking pizza? He would've owed me money.
Posted on 10/15/17 at 2:57 am to PigglyWiggly
You are dumb enough to order a pizza at midnight when lsu beats the #10 auburn and expect good service?
This post was edited on 10/15/17 at 3:02 am
Posted on 10/15/17 at 3:00 am to reverendotis
quote:
My guilty pleasure, new load
Hey bro...you do you, it's 2017 for fricks sake.
Hang out with your bros wang out! You figs party on!
Posted on 10/15/17 at 3:11 am to PigglyWiggly
Hope you enjoyed your bukkake pizza
Posted on 10/15/17 at 3:38 am to PigglyWiggly
If you can’t afford to tip, don’t eat at home.
Posted on 10/15/17 at 4:13 am to PigglyWiggly
quote:
“It’s $24.54”
That’s like 3 pizzas or or more
Posted on 10/15/17 at 4:25 am to PigglyWiggly
So you paid $25 for one pizza?
They got you. You didn't get them.
They got you. You didn't get them.
Posted on 10/15/17 at 4:37 am to PigglyWiggly
quote:If you own a grocery store, FFS next time stock you up some Red Barron frozen pizzas for times like this.
PigglyWiggly
Posted on 10/15/17 at 6:32 am to PigglyWiggly
Did the pizza taste like arse because it probably had arse on it
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