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Just gave Hungry Howies driver a $0.46 tip

Posted on 10/15/17 at 2:24 am
Posted by PigglyWiggly
Member since Feb 2010
1467 posts
Posted on 10/15/17 at 2:24 am
...and I’m not sure he even earned that.

Ordered a post-bar Za at 12:05 a.m.

12:45 rolls around

1:10

Call Howie to see what’s up at 1:20. Girl says they’re backed up and my pizza is leaving soon.

1:30

1:45

Have a missed call that didn’t ring at 1:49. Didn’t ring. Strange.
Call guy back and he says he called twice, saw someone passed out on the couch. No one answered. This is a LIE.

FALSE.

FAKE HUNGRY HOWIES NEWS.

a-hole shows up at 2:15. Dog goes nuts (which she would’ve done if he actually showed up earlier like he claimed)

“It’s $24.54”
“Here’s $25.”

*slam door*
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
132185 posts
Posted on 10/15/17 at 2:26 am to
Get a frozen pizza from Piggly wiggly next time
Posted by 3deadtrolls
lafayette
Member since Jan 2014
5673 posts
Posted on 10/15/17 at 2:29 am to
Posted by reverendotis
the jawbone of an arse
Member since Nov 2007
4866 posts
Posted on 10/15/17 at 2:32 am to



GO MAKE ME A TURKEY POT PIE!
Posted by knowingabyss
Vermont
Member since Aug 2016
2700 posts
Posted on 10/15/17 at 2:33 am to
I read this as "Just gave Hungry hungry hippos a $0.46 tip" and was about to tell you to knock off the drugs but clearly its me who should knock them off.
Posted by LooseCannon22282
Mobile
Member since May 2008
33673 posts
Posted on 10/15/17 at 2:35 am to
PB-n-J with the crusts cut off.
Posted by reverendotis
the jawbone of an arse
Member since Nov 2007
4866 posts
Posted on 10/15/17 at 2:37 am to
quote:

with the crusts cut off.


frick no.

My guilty pleasure, new load of bread, remove both ends and make a sandwich, an all bread-butt sandwich.
Posted by Shepherd
Member since Nov 2009
2942 posts
Posted on 10/15/17 at 2:41 am to
OT response: Your fatness is deafening.

Modern day sympathetic response: No need to eat your feelings, we're all here for you.

Proper response: You tipped a guy .46 for him bringing you food in the middle of the night. If I was a betting man, he had little to do with your pizza being late. Douche move.
Posted by Gris Gris
OTIS!NO RULES FOR SAUCES ON STEAK!!
Member since Feb 2008
47346 posts
Posted on 10/15/17 at 2:47 am to
quote:

Douche move.


Yeah. OP shouldn't order delivery.
Posted by PigglyWiggly
Member since Feb 2010
1467 posts
Posted on 10/15/17 at 2:48 am to
quote:

If I was a betting man, he had little to do with your pizza being late. Douche move.


Did you see the part where he clearly lied about actually attempting to deliver the pizza at all?

Dog went fricking nuts as he finally walked to the door. No one was sleeping on the couch. If anyone was, said dog would’ve woken them up.

Like I said: FAKE NEWS
Posted by GEAUXmedic
Premium Member
Member since Nov 2011
41598 posts
Posted on 10/15/17 at 2:52 am to
2 Hours for a fricking pizza? He would've owed me money.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57438 posts
Posted on 10/15/17 at 2:57 am to
You are dumb enough to order a pizza at midnight when lsu beats the #10 auburn and expect good service?
This post was edited on 10/15/17 at 3:02 am
Posted by The Great McGinty
Member since Jan 2017
1384 posts
Posted on 10/15/17 at 3:00 am to
quote:

My guilty pleasure, new load


Hey bro...you do you, it's 2017 for fricks sake.
Hang out with your bros wang out! You figs party on!
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
35338 posts
Posted on 10/15/17 at 3:11 am to
Hope you enjoyed your bukkake pizza
Posted by Florida225
Houston
Member since Oct 2008
2833 posts
Posted on 10/15/17 at 3:38 am to
If you can’t afford to tip, don’t eat at home.

Posted by DWaginHTown
Houston, TX
Member since Jan 2006
9856 posts
Posted on 10/15/17 at 3:59 am to
Dear Yelp...
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 10/15/17 at 4:13 am to
quote:

“It’s $24.54”


That’s like 3 pizzas or or more
Posted by Skin
Member since Jun 2007
6370 posts
Posted on 10/15/17 at 4:25 am to
So you paid $25 for one pizza?

They got you. You didn't get them.
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56125 posts
Posted on 10/15/17 at 4:37 am to
quote:

PigglyWiggly
If you own a grocery store, FFS next time stock you up some Red Barron frozen pizzas for times like this.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66883 posts
Posted on 10/15/17 at 6:32 am to
Did the pizza taste like arse because it probably had arse on it
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