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re: Just found out my coworker can’t swim

Posted on 10/14/24 at 11:50 am to
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
68760 posts
Posted on 10/14/24 at 11:50 am to
have you tried it from the grass and not the sidewalk? also without the guard
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
31732 posts
Posted on 10/14/24 at 11:53 am to
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Man, yall do an icebreaker every week on a Monday? F that


For now, yes. We are a relatively new team. It will go away
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
15579 posts
Posted on 10/14/24 at 11:54 am to
A pasty ginger shouldn't be out in the sun.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
51975 posts
Posted on 10/14/24 at 11:55 am to
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have you tried it from the grass and not the sidewalk? also without the guard

I finally just bought an edger with a wheel on it to keep it straight
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
31732 posts
Posted on 10/14/24 at 11:55 am to
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what was your response to the ice breaker is what I was asking- not your response to her answer.


I can’t snap my fingers
This post was edited on 10/14/24 at 11:58 am
Posted by ThatTahoeOverThere
Member since Nov 2021
4238 posts
Posted on 10/14/24 at 11:57 am to
My Son swam in Junior Olympics a few months back and I was surprised at the amount of black kids swimming. Come to think of it, I didnt see any gingers.
Posted by ultratiger89
Houston, Tx
Member since Aug 2007
3337 posts
Posted on 10/14/24 at 11:59 am to
My mother and father met as lifeguards at the HPL pool when in college at LSU. We were all taking swim lessons in that same pool when we were 2 years old.
Posted by AUstar
Member since Dec 2012
18467 posts
Posted on 10/14/24 at 12:00 pm to
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I can't whistle. Been trying my whole life


I can whistle as in whistling a song. But I've always wanted to do the powerful "alert" whistle where you put your finger to your lips and make a loud arse whistle that can be heard 100 yards away. Every baw from my dad's generation could do it. I've tried and cannot.
Posted by Nutriaitch
Montegut
Member since Apr 2008
9857 posts
Posted on 10/14/24 at 12:01 pm to
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Are there any common things that everyone else can do, but you can’t?


I can't dance
I can't talk
Only thing about me is the way I walk
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
75109 posts
Posted on 10/14/24 at 12:03 pm to
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But I've always wanted to do the powerful "alert" whistle where you put your finger to your lips and make a loud arse whistle that can be heard 100 yards away. E


I can do that loud whistle, but I never learned to do it with my fingers. I think fingerless is the way to go. I mean what if you're at the barn and you have horse shite on your hands and you need to do the loud whistle?

Not to disparage that age of folks... I'm likely one of them.
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
19292 posts
Posted on 10/14/24 at 12:06 pm to
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I just checked a map that I have... All states now have water.

When was it last updated? A lot of States have been dealing with droughts from time to time over the years
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
37289 posts
Posted on 10/14/24 at 12:07 pm to
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In his defense, he didn't grow up in Louisiana or any other water state.
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What states don’t have water?


You frickers know what I'm talking about. In Louisiana we border a gulf and are bisected by our continent's biggest river and have marsh, bayous, and rivers throughout.

Louisiana is ranked fifth for most water by area, above Texas at 8th. At the bottom you have midwest and southwest states that have minimal lakes and rivers. I could see someone growing up in Nevada or Kansas and not having a real need to learn to swim.
Posted by tigernurse
Member since Dec 2005
35057 posts
Posted on 10/14/24 at 12:09 pm to
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I can’t snap my fingers


It’s overrated

Posted by WhatItDo
Member since Sep 2024
361 posts
Posted on 10/14/24 at 12:22 pm to
I've swam across the mississippi
Posted by concrete_tiger
Member since May 2020
7296 posts
Posted on 10/14/24 at 12:27 pm to
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I’ve never understood people that can’t swim


Yeah it’s pretty dumb to not at least teach survival swimming. Our kids were fish by 18 months. As infants they could get to pool wall, and wall walk to safety. The Y typically offers this for free, I’m sure most swim places do it too. Or ask a friend. Or do it yourself.


(One of our teens is a swim teacher and they do this class)
Posted by andouille
A table near a waiter.
Member since Dec 2004
11130 posts
Posted on 10/14/24 at 12:31 pm to
There is a direct correlation between not tipping your server and being able to swim. It seems if you don't tip, it's unlikely that you can swim.
Posted by MMauler
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Member since Jun 2013
22578 posts
Posted on 10/14/24 at 12:33 pm to
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and for the inquiring minds, she is a pasty ginger




You must be a fricking mind reader. Who else was thinking the same thing? I'll be the first to admit it...

This post was edited on 10/14/24 at 12:34 pm
Posted by poppa1254
Moody, AL
Member since Jan 2019
526 posts
Posted on 10/14/24 at 12:33 pm to
My ex brother-in-law joined the Coast Guard right out of high school, probably 50-60 years ago. Couldn't swim a lick. On the day of his physical, they were required to swim the length of the olympic size pool at the training center. He jumped in with everybody else, then the instructor turned around to talk to someone. He climbed out of the pool, ran around to the other end, and slid back in. The instructor turned around, saw everybody in the water at the other end, and said everybody passes. He was in for 4 years.


CSB
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
68760 posts
Posted on 10/14/24 at 12:40 pm to
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I finally just bought an edger with a wheel on it to keep it straight


good to use once a year then use the weedeater lol
Posted by StrongOffer
Member since Sep 2020
5694 posts
Posted on 10/14/24 at 1:35 pm to
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she is a pasty ginger
She's prolly too afraid of the sun to get close enough to water
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