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Juggalos Get Pentagon OK To Wear Religious Face Paint In Uniform
Posted on 5/22/15 at 9:40 am
Posted on 5/22/15 at 9:40 am
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WASHINGTON – Soon after last week’s announcement allowing beards, turbans, and other religious clothing and body art while in military uniform, the Department of Defense amended its policy to include the traditional face paint worn by members of the Juggalo religion, Duffel Blog has learned
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“The new regulations will make it more attractive for potential Juggalo recruits to join the military ranks,” Brigadier Gen. John P. Horner, Commander of the Air Force Recruiting Service said in a statement, while also noting optimism regarding diversity.
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Commander John ‘Murdah Klown’ Williams, the Navy’s first Juggalo Chaplain, said that he was elated by the decision.
“Juggalos have a deep and sincere belief in ICP, and accommodations for our religious expression have thus far been denied,” Williams told reporters. “It’s a watershed moment for muthafrickin tolerance and equality.”
Williams travels around the Navy performing Juggalo wedding services, funerals, axe sharpenings, and Faygo anointment to the Juggalo faithful.
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Posted on 5/22/15 at 9:41 am to JBeam
That's a satire site, right?
Posted on 5/22/15 at 9:42 am to JBeam
Before the retardation starts, this is satire.
Posted on 5/22/15 at 9:43 am to JBeam
.......I didn't click the link
This post was edited on 5/22/15 at 9:43 am
Posted on 5/22/15 at 9:43 am to JBeam
Duffel Blog ;dr
Posted on 5/22/15 at 9:44 am to LSUBoo
quote:Well the fun never even got started in this thread...
That's a satire site, right?
Posted on 5/22/15 at 9:44 am to upgrayedd
quote:
Before the retardation starts, this is satire.
But the 10 pages of retardation would have been so entertaining.
Posted on 5/22/15 at 9:44 am to JBeam
You dumb
Posted on 5/22/15 at 9:45 am to JBeam
quote:
Well the fun never even got started in this thread...
I was legitimately asking... because while that sounds like some of the dumbest shite ever, I also wouldn't be surprised...
Posted on 5/22/15 at 9:45 am to tigerpimpbot
quote:Which is what I was hoping for.
But the 10 pages of retardation would have been so entertaining.
Posted on 5/22/15 at 9:46 am to LSUBoo
At first I was like...this can't be real, but I mean the country is going to shite on stuff like this.
then I read the quotes, and satire status was confirmed.
then I read the quotes, and satire status was confirmed.
Posted on 5/22/15 at 9:47 am to JBeam
Next thing you know, they'll be letting those weirdos who think they're actually giraffes wear their stupid tails.
Posted on 5/22/15 at 9:48 am to LSUBoo
It's not real, I was just looking for some outrage or for someone to say that they noticed this. Oh well.
Posted on 5/22/15 at 9:49 am to JBeam
quote:
Well the fun never even got started in this thread...
Why do people always have to ruin it?
Posted on 5/22/15 at 9:49 am to JBeam
It's real to me, dammit
Posted on 5/22/15 at 9:50 am to JBeam
quote:
“It’s a watershed moment for muthafrickin tolerance and equality.”
Posted on 5/22/15 at 9:50 am to JBeam
fricking ridiculous! That uniform is sacred and these millennials want to shite all over it with makeup? The greatest generation is rolling over in their graves right now!
Posted on 5/22/15 at 9:51 am to JBeam
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Faygo anointment
"Were you baptized?"
"Hmmmm... sort of."
Posted on 5/22/15 at 9:58 am to TH03
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Next thing you know, they'll be letting those weirdos who think they're actually giraffes wear their stupid tails.
Just because I wasn't born with the body of a giraffe DOES NOT MEAN that I am NOT a giraffe.
Dick.
Posted on 5/22/15 at 10:00 am to upgrayedd
quote:
Before the retardation starts, this is satire.
Thanks for letting me know because I was going full retard
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