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re: JP Morgan exec turned married male broker into her sex slave. Made him cry
Posted on 4/30/26 at 10:05 am to 777Tiger
Posted on 4/30/26 at 10:05 am to 777Tiger
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reminds me of a girl I was with, we had sex and she began to cry afterward, I ask her if she was going to hate herself iin the morning, she said no, I hate myself right now
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Posted on 4/30/26 at 10:07 am to stout
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pushed him to the ground and sat on his face
She can have my face looking like a glazed donut...
Posted on 4/30/26 at 10:22 am to coolpapaboze
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VP is relatively junior, followed by Director, Executive Director, Managing Director, and in some cases Senior Managing Director, then in some firms Partner. I would consider MD and higher to be 'senior'.
Gotcha, in my world SVPs report to the C-Suite.
Posted on 4/30/26 at 10:30 am to Fun Bunch
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If its completely false, JP Morgan's and her lawyers need to go hard in the paint against this guy.
Haven’t we learned anything in ten years. This is that young man’s truth, and his experiences cannot be minimized.
Posted on 4/30/26 at 10:36 am to stout
I opened this expecting it to be a former executive director I worked with at JPM that took so much joy in emasculating men that I was pretty sure it was going to be about her.
Posted on 4/30/26 at 10:41 am to stout
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Lorna Hajdini
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During the second encounter, Hajdini allegedly ordered him to suck her toes, pushed him to the ground and sat on his face, berating him when he was unable to sustain arousal.
Perfect woman?
Posted on 4/30/26 at 10:41 am to stout
What a thread 
Laughed at every page of replies
Laughed at every page of replies
Posted on 4/30/26 at 10:56 am to stout
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Hajdini then allegedly removed her shirt, began fondling her breasts and racially insulted Doe’s wife, remarking: ‘I bet your little Asian, fish head, wife doesn’t have these cannons,’ the complaint reads. Doe claims she then forcibly removed his pants and performed oral sex on him against his will. He continued to protest and began to cry, according to the lawsuit.
“Began to cry.” Was she toothy or something? What in the frick
Posted on 4/30/26 at 11:10 am to Dire Wolf
Horrible Bosses 3: JP Making Me Horny
Posted on 4/30/26 at 11:21 am to stout
Is Charlie Kelly brokering at JPM now?
Posted on 4/30/26 at 11:34 am to stout
This seems way too on the nose and fake as hell.
I mean, come on:
This guy said, Claude/ChatGPT, come up with the most cringeworthy Reddit story you can and apply it to this JPMorgan chick.
I mean, come on:
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You really think [management]... want some Brown boy Indian leading Originations?... If you don’t f**k my brains out tonight, I’m going to sabotage your promotion.’
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‘Birthday BJ for the brown boy? My little brown boy.’
This guy said, Claude/ChatGPT, come up with the most cringeworthy Reddit story you can and apply it to this JPMorgan chick.
Posted on 4/30/26 at 11:41 am to GetMeOutOfHere
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Sort of has a Belinda Carlisle look...
regardless, she's definitely got the FiveHead working for her
Posted on 4/30/26 at 11:46 am to stout
This is basically just all the jennifer aniston scenes in horrible bosses put together
Posted on 4/30/26 at 11:59 am to NorthTxLSU
Posted on 4/30/26 at 12:04 pm to stout
JP mOrgan
Posted on 4/30/26 at 12:49 pm to Fun Bunch
That human resources cartoon. This thread is incredible.
Posted on 4/30/26 at 12:52 pm to stout
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X is saying this is her
yes please
Posted on 4/30/26 at 12:53 pm to stout
Are they hiring?
Posted on 4/30/26 at 1:19 pm to tigersownall
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