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re: Jon Bon Jovi saves a woman from jumping off a bridge in Nashville

Posted on 9/12/24 at 12:11 am to
Posted by TXLSUCHE
Houston, Tx
Member since Sep 2005
672 posts
Posted on 9/12/24 at 12:11 am to
quote:


Perhaps the best joke ever on this website.


+1
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
58725 posts
Posted on 9/12/24 at 12:16 am to
You know this board is a bunch of old farts now because I laughed way to hard at that David Lee Roth answer. A bunch of younger folks would not have gotten that joke at all.
Posted by lourob
Lower LA
Member since Jun 2014
116 posts
Posted on 9/12/24 at 4:55 am to
Looks like she's got paper scrubs on that's given out in ERs. If so, she's definitely got psych history and has either:
A) escaped a hospital under psych evaluation
B) recently discharged from a hospital for evaluation
C) only speculation and I have no clue wtf I'm talking about
Posted by LSUBFA83
Member since May 2012
4083 posts
Posted on 9/12/24 at 6:30 am to
Imagine being ready to end it all and have your teen idol appear to save you. If she wasn't tripping before, she is now.
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
32814 posts
Posted on 9/12/24 at 6:34 am to
More than Phil Collins ever did...
Posted by Peter Venkman
Jackson, TN
Member since Aug 2016
2605 posts
Posted on 9/12/24 at 6:42 am to
No jokes here, but that’s an awesome story. I’ve always thought that Bon Jovi was a pretty decent guy.

Almost everyone else in that situation might have just called the authorities to try and talk to the woman, but he stepped up and actually tried to help. There is a lot of risk involved there.
This post was edited on 9/12/24 at 1:11 pm
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
30975 posts
Posted on 9/12/24 at 6:54 am to
Why is he wearing a jacket? It's early September in Tennessee. Probably 80 degrees.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
19314 posts
Posted on 9/12/24 at 7:01 am to
quote:

Why is he wearing a jacket? It's early September in Tennessee. Probably 80 degrees.

If you were wanted dead or alive you’d probably be packing a gun that needs to be concealed.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68474 posts
Posted on 9/12/24 at 7:25 am to
He promised to never play Livin' on a Prayer again
Posted by Statestreet
Gueydan
Member since Sep 2008
13890 posts
Posted on 9/12/24 at 7:41 am to


Thank god it wasn’t David Lee Roth
Posted by Septiger
Member since Nov 2020
2974 posts
Posted on 9/12/24 at 7:48 am to
If he played her any of his songs , she probably would have jumped.
Posted by RanchoLaPuerto
Jena
Member since Aug 2023
1868 posts
Posted on 9/12/24 at 8:01 am to
Thank God it wasn’t Van Halen.
Posted by Lithium
Member since Dec 2004
64052 posts
Posted on 9/12/24 at 8:03 am to
quote:

His real name isn’t Bon Jovi


And your real name isn't el Gaucho
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
112852 posts
Posted on 9/12/24 at 8:04 am to
quote:

Good thing it wasn’t David Lee Roth.


Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
89165 posts
Posted on 9/12/24 at 8:04 am to
quote:

And your real name isn't el Gaucho


and I suppose your name is Larry Lithium?
Posted by back9Tiger
Island Coconut Salesman
Member since Nov 2005
17645 posts
Posted on 9/12/24 at 8:07 am to
It’s bongiovi. Just changed the spellling.
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
35904 posts
Posted on 9/12/24 at 8:36 am to
That bridge is not all that high where you'd be guaranteed to die right when hitting, so the more likely scenario is that you'd be incapacitated, struggle and slip below the dark water as it carries you away and drown.

Not the least terrifying way to go out but it's up there.
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
17878 posts
Posted on 9/12/24 at 8:41 am to
He was very calm walking up to her. He did a great job.
Posted by PhillipM
West Monroe
Member since Oct 2021
55 posts
Posted on 9/12/24 at 8:44 am to
Well played.....
Posted by Mr Breeze
The Lunatic Fringe
Member since Dec 2010
6695 posts
Posted on 9/12/24 at 9:13 am to
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No talent, assclown.

And an extremely wealthy one, sucessful businessman who went out of his way to help a fellow human in distress.

What a disgrace, glad you pointed it out.
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