Jokes of the OT

Two friends are in the forest hunting. They're walking along and all of a sudden one of the friends falls over with an apparent heart attack. His buddy takes out his phone to call emergency services. When the operator answers he says, "Help! I think my friend has had a heart attack. I think he might be dead!" The operator says, "Alright. Try to stay calm. I'm going to help. First thing, make sure he's dead." The operator hears a moment of silence then two quick gun shots. The man picks up the phone and says, "Ok. Now what?"

Double post...

Still gay.

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So what's the best joke you've got?

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Your grades

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Your grades

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haha can't deny it..

I fricked your mom.

Wait, what?

Quality username

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I need a good laugh

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Any Pocket Aces thread should get the job done.

Mahatma Gandhi as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him (oh, man, this is so bad, it's good) ... a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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