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re: Jokes of the OT
Posted on 4/29/16 at 12:50 am to TheJunction
Posted on 4/29/16 at 12:50 am to TheJunction
I told my mom i could build a car out of spaghetti....
You should have seen her face when i drove pasta!
You should have seen her face when i drove pasta!
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Posted on 4/29/16 at 12:50 am to TheJunction
I was prepared to name names.
Thought that was where the thread was intended to go.
Thought that was where the thread was intended to go.
Posted on 4/29/16 at 12:50 am to TheJunction
KNOCK KNOCK!!!
Posted on 4/29/16 at 12:53 am to GeauxLSUGRL
"Who's there"
Knock knock...
Knock knock...
This post was edited on 4/29/16 at 12:57 am
Posted on 4/29/16 at 1:00 am to TheJunction
Two worms are wiggling down a dirt path. One suddenly stops and says, "Whoa! Did you see the size of that hedgehog?" The other one says, "No, stupid, we don't have eyes."
This post was edited on 4/29/16 at 1:01 am
Posted on 4/29/16 at 1:05 am to TheJunction
What did the snail say when he hopped on top of a turtle?
Wheeeeee!!!!
Wheeeeee!!!!
Posted on 4/29/16 at 1:08 am to TheJunction
A South Loozanna state trooper pulls over a F250 and asks the driver to identify himself. Ol baw looks in the mirror and replies "yeah it's me".
Posted on 4/29/16 at 2:47 am to TheJunction
What do you call 1000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
A good start.
Posted on 4/29/16 at 2:51 am to TheJunction
I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
Posted on 4/29/16 at 3:43 am to TheJunction
You like duck meat?
You: YES!!!!!!
Duck down here and get some of this meat. Grabs crotch
You: YES!!!!!!
Duck down here and get some of this meat. Grabs crotch
Posted on 4/29/16 at 4:21 am to TheJunction
I know a really good "Knock, Knock" joke...
But I need someone to start it...
But I need someone to start it...
Posted on 4/29/16 at 4:26 am to TheJunction
What do you call 20 Mexicans standing in your front yard????
A spicket fence
A spicket fence
Posted on 4/29/16 at 6:13 am to PaulBurbank007
What is a pedophile's favorite things about twenty-seven year olds?
There's 20 of them.
There's 20 of them.
Posted on 4/29/16 at 7:20 am to TheJunction
So...a bear and a rabbit are taking a shite in the woods. The bear asks the rabbit if he has problems with shite sticking to his fur. The rabbit says no. So the bear wiped his arse with the rabbit.
Posted on 4/29/16 at 8:05 am to TheJunction
Do you know why chicken coops only have two doors?
Because if they had four, they'd be called chicken sedans
Because if they had four, they'd be called chicken sedans
Posted on 4/29/16 at 8:11 am to TexasTiger90
Father and son were going down the road and the dad hits a rabbit. He immediately pulls over to check on it and the rabbit is indeed dead and the son starts crying. The dad goes back to the trunk of his car and gets a bottle and starts spraying the rabbit with the spray. Instantly the rabbit comes to life and begins waving his front leg. They get back in the car and are driving off and the son asks his dad what the bottle was. His dad replies, "It's hare restorer with a permanent wave".
Posted on 4/29/16 at 8:21 am to TheJunction
Three Tennessee fans are walking in the woods and stumble upon a set of tracks. Tennessee fan #1 observes the tracks and vocally comes to the conclusion that the tracks are in fact bear tracks. Tennessee fan #2 looks long and hard at the tracks and states that he believes the tracks are in fact wolf tracks. The others disagree. Tennessee fan #3 looks the tracks over, kneels down and tastes the tracks coming to the conclusion that they are definitely deer tracks. They begin arguing and were still arguing when the train hit them.
Posted on 4/29/16 at 8:22 am to TheJunction
A man found an old lamp, rubbed it, and a female genie appeared.
"I grant you three wishes," she said. "But I am a feminist genie, so anything you wish, your ex wife will get double."
"Fine," the main said. "I wish for 100 million dollars."
"Done, but your ex now has 200 million."
The man frowned. "I wish for a 100 room manison, a yacht, and a private jet."
"Done, but your ex wife now has a 200 room mansion, two yacts, and two private jets."
The man gritted his teeth for a moment, then smiled. "I wish you would beat me half to death."
"I grant you three wishes," she said. "But I am a feminist genie, so anything you wish, your ex wife will get double."
"Fine," the main said. "I wish for 100 million dollars."
"Done, but your ex now has 200 million."
The man frowned. "I wish for a 100 room manison, a yacht, and a private jet."
"Done, but your ex wife now has a 200 room mansion, two yacts, and two private jets."
The man gritted his teeth for a moment, then smiled. "I wish you would beat me half to death."
Posted on 4/29/16 at 8:25 am to Master of Sinanju
Two Eggs walk into a bar and go up to the bartender and say "we will have two cold ones." The bartender says "sorry fellows, we don't serve breakfast here."
Posted on 4/29/16 at 8:42 am to ctiger69
Two giraffes walk into a bar. After several hours, one of them passes out on the floor.
The bartender walks over and asks,"Hey, who's that lyin' on the floor?"
The other giraffe, drunk, replies,"that's not a lion, mate, it's a giraffe."
The bartender walks over and asks,"Hey, who's that lyin' on the floor?"
The other giraffe, drunk, replies,"that's not a lion, mate, it's a giraffe."
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